Write YOUR Letter To AdminClaus! (Win Credits!)

[chunky_cheese]

AdminClaus currently has : 20,000 Credits in his bag.

Hello everyone!

First of all, Merry Christmas! I hope you've all been tapping plenty of arrows this year, and been very good boys and girls. Because of which, I think we all deserve a little something, so I'd like everyone to post their letters to Adminclaus!

I'm sure lots of us would like credits, Moderation privelages, Ponies, and the occasional cookie. Though some of this will be rather impossible, I'm sure we'll have lots of fun writing our letters to Adminclaus!

Maybe we could even have some little contest for best letter? How does 10,000 credits sound?

More donations welcome, POST THOSE LETTERS!


EDIT:

Let me start with an example!


"Dear Adminclaus,

How's it going? I'm sure you're very busy up there in the Chicago pole, what with all the programming presents and all. So I'll try to keep this list quick and neat! I've been a very good kid this year, I've done some wrongs, but I learned my lesson! I've been doing okay in school, I only posted two naughty links all year, and I have been keeping my side-moderating to an all time low!

What I would like for Christmas is:

- 100 credits
- A profile vote
- A warm profile comment
- A depiction of JasonKey as a mountain man
- A Yellow Profile Chat name, so I could really be the big Cheese!

Thanks adminclaus! Merry Christmas!

Love,

Chunky_cheese <3"


Merry Christmas!


Christmas Sticky?

[dtMaina]

Dear Adminclaus,

Grant my wish or I will hunt you down.

All I want for Christmas is all the people who treat FFR like MySpace to be banned.

-dtMaina

[customstuff]

Dear Adminclaus,

I've been a very good little customstuff this year. I didn't spam at all! I followed all the rules so I wouldn't get put on the Ban List. I know you're busy with adding songs for all of the users to enjoy but here is a quick list of what I'd like:

I'd like 10,000 credits.
Maybe some skill tokens, and a few forum tokens too!
I'd like some new features if you could.
But most of all I'd like to win this contest!

I think I deserve it and I made sure to play FFR as much as I could!

Thanks, customstuff.

[ShadowX2D]

Dear Adminclaus,

I've been improving like mad during the past few months, I even got my first AAA's. I never spam, trying to deal with retards that spam and post things out of place, and I try to fit in here, without causing too much trouble.

I would like:
Vertex BETA vrofl Token
A Free Subscription
3000 Credits.

If you cant get me that subscription, its okay, I would take anything.

Thanks for anything,
ShadowX2D

[MixMasterLar]

Dear AdminClaus,

Fix SiU

[mike2727]

Dear adminclaus,

All I want for x-mas is:
-rainbow name in profile chat
-admin privs
-1 year subscription
-a cookie
- some stickers
- a pony
- how to get good at siu
- a picture of synth
and 3000 credits

-Mike2727 xD

[ShadowX2D]

Originally Posted by mike2727

Dear adminclaus,

All I want for x-mas is:
-rainbow name in profile chat
-admin privs
-1 year subscription
-a cookie
- some stickers
- a pony
- how to get good at siu
- a picture of synth
and 3000 credits

-Mike2727 xD

How original.

[Go_Oilers_Go]

Dear AdminClaus,

My mommy says you don't exist, but I believe in you! Can you please fix all the hacked scores, because Tass can't but I know that anything is possible for AdminClaus.

- Oilers

[knuckles2224]

Dear Adminclaus, I dont really need to become a subscriber,a profile vote, credits from you, or to become an Admin. So since this is reverse psycology I do need/want them.

[[HectoGtzMX]]

Dear adminclaus:

I was wondering if you could get some medium size "all skill" t-shirts in the FFRShop, because I have a coupon to get one, but XL is too big for my skinny body xD.

Also, I'd love if you could get me Otaku Speedvibe oni, {Midnight} and The five.

And last but not least, a subscription.

Thank you adminclaus!

[Go_Oilers_Go]

Originally Posted by chunky_cheese

AdminClaus currently has : 10,000 Credits in his bag.

I have more sperm in my bag than you have in your bag.

[heyitsmee]

Originally Posted by chunky_cheese

AdminClaus currently has : 10,000 Credits in his bag.

Dear adminclaus:

I'm Jewish
& i have 20 times the credits you have in your little bag

Originally Posted by Go_Oilers_Go

I have more sperm in my bag than you have in your bag.

+ that too

[HammyMcSquirrel]

Hmm...I could go for some nuts, I suppose.

Edit: Oh, right. Sorry.

Dear Adminclaus,

I could go for some nuts.

Hammy

[Crashfan3]

Dear AdminClaus,

How ya doin'?
Gimme 20 skill tokens I don't have yet (one of them has to be {Sunlight}), 7500 credits, and a five-year subscription
kthx

Your loving friend,
Crash

[Chromer]

Dear AdminClaus:

Grant my desires or I swear to God I'll have the whole of the Garbage Bin to torture your elves, pillage your workshops, rape your wife, and then, AND THEN....eat your reindeer for dinner. So, now that we have gotten all the formalities out of the way, I would like:

- Stretchypanda's Underwear
- GuidoHunter's penis
- Tasselfoot's uhhm foot
- Omeganitros' Omega-Man
- Chardish's Virginity (lol)
- Synthlight's Two Monitors
- JasonKey's Leather Jacket and Beard
- Summerschool's keyboard
- Lumpho's hands (I'll attach them to my wrists and be Godlike)

Of course I have more wants but at the moment, this will suffice. Have a merry Christmas. =)

[SulferDragon]

Dear AdminClaus,

I don't really care about you, or how you're feeling. All I know is that I've been very good this year, and you better start forking over those gifts. Otherwise, I'll have to go dig up the box in my backyard that contains the lost Egyptian scripts for world domination.

All I want for Christmas is:

3 new TVs
3 new computers
3 new cars
A PS3
A XBOX 360
Every other video game system that I don't own
Every game ever released in the U.S. Japan and Europe and Super Smash Bros. Brawl even though it's not out yet
Every arcade machine ever made
A new house big enough to fit everything I'm asking for into it
My own warehouse
1,000 acres of property
A golf course
A bowling alley
My own military force
An endless supply of pizza
An endless supply of cola
4 ten feet deep swimming pools filled with $1,000 dollar bills
Another 4 swimming pools filled with currency from other countries
My own island
A fast food chain named after me
A keyboard that grants me the ability to AAA anything on judge 7 HOLY SHI-
3 pet dragons
A really hot wife who is the commander of an army of pegasus knights
A jet pack
A pair of pants that has a built in urinal
A pair of the best looking and most comfortable sunglasses ever made
Also, whatever else you know I would want that I forgot

Oh, and world peace and an end to hunger. Blah blah blah...

[arrekusuof93]

Originally Posted by dtMaina

All I want for Christmas is all the people who treat FFR like MySpace to be banned.

QFT, amen.

Dear AdminClaus,

I've been a very good arrow-tapper this year. In just these past few weeks I've started to get active on the forums, start my very own graphics thread and improved a lot at FFR. My requests are few in number, but you may find them a cumbersome lot to fulfill. All I want for Christmas is:

Death to hackers/cheaters.
The release of third style.
The utter obliteration of framers from FFR stepfiles.
The ability to get less than 50 perfects on Burnout.
The ability to get 250 averages on Sepia.

Your's truly,
arrekusuof93

[Erik542]

Dear Adminclaus,
All I want is those avmisses fixed. Vrofl token would nice also.

[Phynx]

Dear AdminClaus,

All I want for Christmas from you is FFR 3rd Style. That is all, something simple and short, no strings attached.

Thanks,


Phynx

[chunky_cheese]

Originally Posted by SulferDragon

All I want for Christmas is:

3 new TVs
3 new computers
3 new cars
A PS3
A XBOX 360
Every other video game system that I don't own
Every game ever released in the U.S. Japan and Europe and Super Smash Bros. Brawl even though it's not out yet
Every arcade machine ever made
A new house big enough to fit everything I'm asking for into it
My own warehouse
1,000 acres of property
A golf course
A bowling alley
My own military force
An endless supply of pizza
An endless supply of cola
List goes on... :O

That's using your head, AdminClaus told me that he can grant gifts OUTSIDE of FFR aswell. Also, he's almost too scared to leave his house now.

Keep those letters and Credit donations coming! I'll keep forwarding it all to him.