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11-17-2023, 11:24 AM | #1 |
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My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinner
Reasons why she doesn't want to make the turkey:
•It's always dry •It coast way more then chicken •Most of the family has gout, eats shit every year after consuming the bird •No one will eat the leftovers •When she doesn't follow the recipe, the recipe never works out the way it says it does •"We can just have ham maybe" Reasons why I and my girlfriend are holding a secret Thanksgiving on Wednesday with a fried cajun turkey •It's tasty •It's damn delicious •It helps me forget the pain of not being able to buy whole turkeys in most stores throughout the year •It sparks joy Tell me what sparks joy for you this holiday season |
11-17-2023, 09:07 PM | #2 |
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Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn
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11-17-2023, 09:16 PM | #3 |
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11-18-2023, 02:26 AM | #4 |
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Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn
yurkey
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11-18-2023, 09:52 AM | #5 |
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11-19-2023, 06:59 AM | #6 |
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Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn
This is the kind of content I'm here for
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11-19-2023, 05:42 PM | #7 |
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Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn
Turkey on bone < A properly glazed and honeyed thanksgiving Ham.
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11-19-2023, 07:42 PM | #8 |
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Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn
Fax
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11-20-2023, 04:46 AM | #9 |
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11-20-2023, 08:28 AM | #10 |
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Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn
We're from a salt-n-baked ham household
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11-20-2023, 03:15 PM | #11 |
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Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn
I'm vegan so I always have to cook for myself this time of year. This year I made a seitan Wellington. It absolutely killed, if you can believe that.
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11-20-2023, 09:45 PM | #12 |
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Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn
Save me some pie!
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11-21-2023, 06:19 PM | #13 |
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Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn
my family transitioned from turkey dinners to lasagna dinners on thanksgiving a decade ago and we haven't looked back
happy for you though, keep fighting for what you believe in |
11-22-2023, 12:51 PM | #14 |
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Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn
My girlfriend almost let slip that we were having a secret dinner to my mom when we are at Chili's
Mission health is critical Lasagna is absolutely a suitable replacement I love the stuff |
11-22-2023, 08:53 PM | #15 |
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Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn
turkey lasagna
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11-23-2023, 10:11 AM | #16 |
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Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn
That's some true commitment to the Garfield fandom from your entire fam. Respect
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11-23-2023, 01:35 PM | #17 |
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Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn
My household is usually a ham household ourselves just because turkey is so incredibly easy to fuck-up with cooking and we're already seeing a movement of people going from cooking stuffing inside the turkey to outside the turkey on stovetop because it's just much safer and easier to cook it that way (center/inside is always the coldest point).
That, and a properly glazed & honeyed ham is already packing a ton of flavor by itself and doesn't really need to be paired with other foods to make it good. It also helps a lot with the children at the dinner table. |
11-23-2023, 06:16 PM | #18 |
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Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn
a fellow thanksgiving ham enjoyer i see. very good, very good.
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11-23-2023, 09:49 PM | #19 |
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Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn
Ham over turkey any day, I do not like eating the driest meat possible.
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11-24-2023, 01:44 AM | #20 |
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Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn
We went to a buffet for thanksgiving this year and it was the best decision
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