What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of? - Page 5

arrekusuof93 · 06-13-2008, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TD_boredom

bbblow me.

/thread

CAFK · 06-13-2008, 01:41 PM

Lol.
"Wanna bbblow my massive Crowdpleaser?"
"Only if you AAA my BB Evolution."

MrRubix · 06-13-2008, 01:41 PM

"My last girl never brought forth my Xeno-Flow... always left me with a Big Blue. Won't you change that and pet the 101 Kittens in my Pants?"

"Baby, my Elements will make you salivate more than Pavlov's Dog"

"WTF Rubix, you got it in my eye!"
*I laugh and wag my finger at her* "Megane De Ne!"

"I want to fill your Free Space with my Power and ride you like an Excite Bike for 9 seconds!"

"Less Talk, More Cokk, Mark Saunders! Show me that Midnight Dragon!"

**XxXMetalheadXxX** · 06-13-2008, 01:42 PM

Wanna take a shot and AAA me?
ha mine sucks compared to everyone elses.

-Barista- · 06-13-2008, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrRubix

"My last girl never brought forth my Xeno-Flow... "

My last girl made me do things to her on her Xeno-flow.

**qqwref** · 06-13-2008, 01:43 PM

I lasted 17 minutes with my last girl. You'll never believe The Games We Played.

MrRubix · 06-13-2008, 01:44 PM

My third one easily wins this thread if you get it :P

CAFK · 06-13-2008, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qqwref

I lasted 17 minutes with my last girl. You'll never believe The Games We Played.

Lolwin.

-Barista- · 06-13-2008, 01:47 PM

awwww. Rubix you're gross.

**sakura080789** · 06-13-2008, 02:36 PM

I just AAA'd on your face

**infinity.** · 06-13-2008, 02:59 PM

You are maid? Ok. Fellatio.

**alster1** · 06-13-2008, 03:08 PM

EWWWW you got boo's all over my face!

**Mans0n** · 06-13-2008, 03:51 PM

Im in the Cia Rave untill I die, I will Caprice you in the eye. My one minute waltz is better than your turkish march. Keep that Wish coming, and get on my uber rave.

Professor Raine · 06-13-2008, 04:19 PM

Your perfect attack ended in a miss.

**Gundam-Dude** · 06-13-2008, 04:27 PM

I'll 64th trill you on a staircase. I'm pretty sure that'd be a crowdpleaser.

Izzy · 06-13-2008, 04:28 PM

I only thought mine was clever because its short and to the point without excessive ffr terms.

PS: to many crowdpleaser puns.

OMG its HIM · 06-13-2008, 04:30 PM

ill funk you up

Falling Upon You · 06-13-2008, 08:01 PM

We are on the verge of X- Tinction , let me get you prego. Works every time ;D

cyrx900 · 06-13-2008, 09:08 PM

This is a little joke story I made up in like 5 minutes.

A kid asks his dad, "Dad, how was I born?".

The dad responds, "Well son, Back in the Day, I offered this girl a Blue Rose. She liked it, but then there was this Bike Thief who stole it. I chased him off, beat him up, and got back the rose. She thought I was brave, and she wanted to marry me. We married at a Club named Balloon Fever and we hired a Cosmic Orchestra to play music for us while we dance. After the dance, we decided to have sex. This was the best day of my life. She offered me a bbblowjob and we made dirty comments like 'Let Me Be Your Pirate' and stuff. Then came the Dragon's Final Roar. It was the greatest sex ever! After nine months, you were born, but there were two problems. She gave birth to an ugly baby and she has been diagnosed of AIDS. She got mad and she ran out the hallway angry and in tears. I said, 'Baby Don't you Want Me?' but she stormed out of the Hospital and I never saw her again, so then I married your mother because she was my second choice and we decided to take care of you."

"Umm dad, can you excuse me for a second?" - said the kid
"Sure son." - said the dad

So the kid goes to his mom and while he pointed to his dad he said,

"Mom, Do not sex to this"

EDIT: I suck at jokes

**MrMagic5239** · 06-13-2008, 09:33 PM

Allison told me to go to her Secret Zombie Room, and then she bbblowed my Big Blue!

06-13-2008, 01:41 PM	#82
CAFK FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: vidchat Age: 36 Posts: 186	Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of? Lol. "Wanna bbblow my massive Crowdpleaser?" "Only if you AAA my BB Evolution." __________________ The Ultimate Reward Is Honor, Not Awards. Do you like...dragons? http://www.twitch.tv/aeliathes

06-13-2008, 01:41 PM	#83
MrRubix FFR Player Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: New York City, New York Posts: 8,340	Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of? "My last girl never brought forth my Xeno-Flow... always left me with a Big Blue. Won't you change that and pet the 101 Kittens in my Pants?" "Baby, my Elements will make you salivate more than Pavlov's Dog" "WTF Rubix, you got it in my eye!" I laugh and wag my finger at her "Megane De Ne!" "I want to fill your Free Space with my Power and ride you like an Excite Bike for 9 seconds!" "Less Talk, More Cokk, Mark Saunders! Show me that Midnight Dragon!" __________________ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0es0Mip1jWY

06-13-2008, 01:43 PM	#86
qqwref stepmania archaeologist Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 4,092	Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of? I lasted 17 minutes with my last girl. You'll never believe The Games We Played.

06-13-2008, 01:44 PM	#87
MrRubix FFR Player Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: New York City, New York Posts: 8,340	Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of? My third one easily wins this thread if you get it :P __________________ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0es0Mip1jWY

06-13-2008, 01:47 PM	#89
-Barista- FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: UnderYourBed, Tacoma Posts: 342	Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of? awwww. Rubix you're gross.

06-13-2008, 02:36 PM	#90
sakura080789 Rapture Universe Join Date: Feb 2007 Age: 36 Posts: 1,751	Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of? I just AAA'd on your face __________________

06-13-2008, 02:59 PM	#91
infinity. sideways 8 Join Date: Sep 2007 Age: 33 Posts: 1,706	Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of? You are maid? Ok. Fellatio. __________________ signatures are for nerds nerds

06-13-2008, 03:08 PM	#92
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06-13-2008, 03:51 PM	#93
Mans0n Sun and Stars Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Central Californ.i.a. Age: 31 Posts: 2,907	Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of? Im in the Cia Rave untill I die, I will Caprice you in the eye. My one minute waltz is better than your turkish march. Keep that Wish coming, and get on my uber rave. __________________ http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/Br0wnbread Check out my band profile and give it a like! :P

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06-13-2008, 04:27 PM	#95
Gundam-Dude `~` Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 7,327	Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of? I'll 64th trill you on a staircase. I'm pretty sure that'd be a crowdpleaser. __________________ (Download My Magnum Opus, Solo Kpop Pack!) My Simfiles (4key & 6key)

06-13-2008, 04:28 PM	#96
Izzy Snek Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kansas Age: 35 Posts: 9,195	Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of? I only thought mine was clever because its short and to the point without excessive ffr terms. PS: to many crowdpleaser puns.

06-13-2008, 08:01 PM	#98
Falling Upon You FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 19	Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of? We are on the verge of X- Tinction , let me get you prego. Works every time ;D __________________ My siggy? =]

06-13-2008, 09:33 PM	#100
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