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![]() 12/11/2012: All I remember was memories were stored as little computer chips, and I remember looking into a bin full of them, being one person. Each memory was good, and bad. It was inhumane I thought. The scientist there said if I told anyone about it, I would die. I then found myself playing basketball with Lebron James, but he wouldn't let me win so I pushed him down a flight of stairs.
12/12/2012: Okay so imagine a peanutbutter monster. Like, made out of peanutbutter. I took one small bite, which happened to be his entire head. (His head was the size of a building) I couldn't breathe, so I went to find some milk. There was a milk river nearby, but I had to jump onto a cloud to get it. 12/13/2012: I remember being outside of a club or something, and what I assume to be the bouncer said "Is he cool?" He turned to the guy standing next to me, and he said yeah. We walked in. Turns out it was a Toys R Us. I went to the arm dispenser and attached a third arm onto my body. Right on my forehead. I then used it to walk, so i was kinda upside down. But then the world turned upside down as well. 12/14/2012: (Didn't sleep. Was playing LoL all night haha) 12/15/2012: I was eating flan while drinking beer in a mexican restaurant. I looked to my left and saw Captain America. The fact that we made eye-contact made him angry, so he slammed his fist into the table. All the items on the table flew up in slow motion. The DJ stopped playing and the ice-cream man got angry, so he started to fight Captain America. I then remember sticking toothpicks in my flan, making a little person out of it. 12/16/2012: Kinda cant remember, it was about large open spaces, but then really small tight spaces, which got me paranoid. There wasn't any true visual but the space was there. Kinda. 12/17/2012: I was playing checkers with a checkerboard. I couldn't stop laughing when I woke up. 12/18/2012: I was in the game 'Animal Crossings' - Walking around, helping my neighbors, going fishing and whatnot. I remember some characters like 'Lobo' 'Ed' and 'Buck' being there. It was by far the most relaxing dream I have had in a while. 12/19/2012: I was on a date with three women. All of them demanded that I finish my taxes before the last Dalek finished it's taco platter or I would die. I tried and tried, but then my taxes burst into flames. 12/20/2012: I was in Team Fortress 2 (TF2) - but nobody was moving. It was like lag, but empty. I remember a table, with a checkered tablecloth. I went to go sit-down and I was eating a pie that would keep regenerating. Apple, I think. I then starting pouring salt on my pie. So much salt. It started flooding everything around me. 12/21/2012: I was a pokemon trainer, in some grassy forest about to fight another pokemon trainer. I sent out Raichu and he sent out Barack Obama. I then immediately started to make clam-chowder out of a near-bye cauldron. 12/22/2012: Cant really remember 12/23/2012: Paining a purple wall... then someone screamed 'Hey!' thats... about it? 12/24/2012: I made a device where every-time someone in the world got a notification on Facebook, my ex-girlfriend would fart. (I seriously need to make this) 12/25/2012: I had to go back in time to help Julius Caesar from stop the war between Little Caesar pizzerias and Orange Julius's around the world. We never could help him because I had to go take tango lessons with my mom. On the plus side, there was a live jazz band preforming at the tango studio. Also the floor was made out of sponges. 12/26/2012: Can't remember 12/27/2012: I was a falcon, fighting the enemy bird game. It was almost like that movie 'Legend of the Guardians' but I wasn't the main character or anything, just a solider. 12/28/2012: Can't remember anything besides the number 51. Something about the number 51 lol. 12/29/2012: I had to chug beer with George Clooney or the earth would explode. There were TV cameras and toasters and party hats everywhere. The toasters were used to store beer for us. 12/30/2012: I was at a Yellow-card concert. They did this cool thing where they turned the audience into colors that would sync with the music they are playing. (Like the guitar would be green, Bass would be red, etc etc) But they were not playing music. It was mute. 12/31/2012: I had one silver coin. It listened to me. It was alive. It wanted to feel love. But then I bought a soda with it. Also taxi's were driving on walls. 1/1/2013: I had to fight Charlie Brown using poetry. Every word I would speak would age him by a month. He was dead by the time I was done. I then got a kiss on the cheek from Betty White. We then made an alliance to stop the Norwegians from taking over Canada.
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EDIT: Thx bmah!
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![]() thats not fair, I want awesome dreams like this... btw I have weird dreams p rarely unless I eat like junk food right before I go to sleep
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All it took was writing them down every morning when I woke up. After a bit of practice I taught myself to remember them more. Now, I can remember them like 90% of the time
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![]() 1/2/2013: Lady Rainicorn died but I brought her back to life with my fists. Also the walls were made of water, but it was calm and still. If I toughed the water, I would fall in and that wall would become the floor (gravity shifted)
1/3/2013: There was a giant meteor about to crash into earth but it decided not to because I wouldn't sit next to it on the schoolbus. (I think I was like 5 in this dream) There was a kid who was sitting across from me and stared me down, not saying anything but his eyes I remember started to get bigger and bigger each time I looked at him. Also there was no bus driver. In fact, the bus never ended. It went on forever. 1/4/2013: I became a successful DJ and I was about to preform infront of the earth but I couldn't because I forgot my teeth, because I pulled them out five minutes before to impress my pet snake. The snake bit me also. 1/5/2013: I was driving on the express way, and I was apparently speeding or running from something. Every-time I would bump into another car it would go shooting off and flying away forever doing like a million barrel-rolls or something. I looked behind me to see what I was running from, then I appeared in a park having a picnic with George Forman, the guy who sells grills. But he wouldn't talk. He just sat there. (Kinda weird how it was close to the 1/3/2013 dream) 1/6/2013: This one was fuzzy... I remember cotton. Blue cotton. I would jump in it, but one cottonball ended up killing everyone inside the sausage factory. I was blamed, and then put in happy prison. Instead of cells there were Xbox's, Roller-coasters and Asians. 1/7/2013: I became a moose. I then killed myself.
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![]() 1/8/2013: I was Dr. Who - I had my sonic screwdriver, and when I pointed it to a cheerleaders head, it exploded. I knew the cops were after me so I hid under a table. They couldn't find me but they were everywhere. So I sliced their legs off with my hands and was able to get away. Almost. As one of the police officer's (with a bushy mustache) head crashed to the ground, his eyes shot lasers and hit me and I fell over, dead.
1/9/2013: I was making waffles, but my pan was too small. Yes, a frying pan that made waffles. I then sacrificed a chair by throwing it off of my building and it caught fire. I then went back to my stove to find about 60 waffles there, but they were made out of nothing if that makes sense. So they floated away, and my roof didn't exist anymore, so I floated away also after them. But I couldn't catch them... not a single one... 1/10/2013: I had this dream like 2 years ago... but I remember one thing. I was in a supermarket looking at pineapples, then these two scruffy pirate like guys were chasing me in a shopping cart. I had to run because otherwise they would turn me into stone.... 1/11/2013: Can't remember 1/12/2013: Can't remember 1/13/2013: I had to eat my teeth or else Thor would eat Brazil. I cried. 1/14/2013: I had wings, but they didn't work. I tried and tried but no mater what I did, nothing would happen. I found myself in the middle of a road, and all these rallycars were coming my way and I couldn't get out. I tried to move but I couldn't. Right before they hit me I woke up. 1/15/2013: Can't remember 1/16/2013: My father died, and I was at his funeral. But he was there with me. It was really spiritual and weird. It was comforting, and I wasn't sad. As I was sitting in a pew, I looked over and saw him. He was laughing, as he was happy, smiling at me. I was happy. 1/17/2013: I was in a safari, like the pokemon safari. I could only step so much before I would get killed. That was the only downside. But it cost like $5 so I couldn't refuse. A wild German appeared, and I tried catching it but I ended up just sitting in a chair in a nightclub. 1/18/2013: I think I might have fallen off of a cruiseship or something, but I was starting to drown, but not really. I then decided to pretend to be dead, then the water disappeared and I found myself in the ER. I wasn't a patient or anything, but I looked over at the doctor who was slamming his hands with a derp face into the human body, blood going everywhere and piano sounds were coming out of it. I then walked outside and was eating a poptart.
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![]() These are great. I have a dream log of nearly 6 years, but they aren't honestly weird/humorous like yours are. The most odd thing for me is I've formed the ability to 'pause' my dream like a video game when I was near death or in a dangerous situation and could select 'Quit' or 'Continue'. Quitting would wake me up.
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![]() So I haven't updated this in a while. A bit to read, but there are a bunch of funny bits in this one. Enjoy!
Rest Of January 1/19/2013: I was the king of spiders. But they were chill spiders. Like legit, they played beer pong and smoked weed. I got into a mild fight with one because I forgot to take off my shoes. Spiders take great offense to that. 1/20/2013: I smuggled colors. I... don't know how to even describe this one... Like, I would kill people for colors. I dont understand... 1/21/2013: I was on a spaceship underwater. Our goal was to collect samples of rocks. It would have been great but the Germans kept hiding my clothing. My ex-girlfriend fell down and I laughed. 1/22/2013: Can't remember 1/23/2013: Can't remember 1/24/2013: My son was a shark. He was cute because his eyes were massive. I trained him in the skill of masonry. He became rich and took care of me when I got older. His beard also served coffee. Also I apparently was a gardner. 1/25/2013: So it was my wedding day and I invited godzilla. People thought he was attacking so they opened fire on him. (I mean come on, he was wearing a fucking tux) So godzilla defended himself. He ended up accadently killed the bride, but I was cool with it because he offered me a beer in an irish rugby pub shortly after. And no, godzilla cant handle heavy liquor. 1/26/2013: I played chess with someone. I got angry because I lost. Thats it. Nothing exciting. 1/27/2013: Sex dream. It was funny at first, but good. 1/28/2013: You know that one scene in Finding Nemo where they are riding those turtles in the GAC? Yeah, I was surfing on one of those turtles. I had to go through these rings also, if I got 10 of them I would free a dragon. I ended up learning how to format an external hard-drive at the end of the day after I won all the trophies. 1/29/2013: I was climbing a mountain with my gym coach from middle school, but it started to shake and I fell off, right before I hit the ground I woke up. 1/30/2013: I had to sacrifice my eyes to save my family. Instead of complying, I threw a cat at the switch which free'd my family, and we escaped safely. That was, until they released the bowling-balls. These bowling-balls were heat-seeking missiles. I could block most with my fists, but when I turned around I saw my family was dead. 1/31/2013: Every time I sneezed, a woman would climax. I would prefer to not say any more about this one. Febuary March
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![]() For some reason, after reading all the entries. I liked the very last one, or latest one, the most!
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![]() This thread again. I was wondering why you hadn't updated it in forever. <33 this thread so much
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xD Yeah I kinda forgot to update it. I'll do like every week / every other week depending. And I probably could make an entire series out of some dreams that I have had haha.... But I cant write. My engrish is bad.
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![]() I feel like some of these are made up
still funny but really how the hell do you dream every day
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