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  • Dynam0
    The Dominator
    • Sep 2005
    • 8987

    #31
    Re: Roast the person above you

    hey look everybody it's eaman the semen demon

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    • Fyter
      FFR Player
      • Jul 2020
      • 10

      #32
      Re: Roast the person above you

      Wow, what a bad attempt at a roast. Unsurprising, coming from someone with a Carl Wheezer profile picture. What did you use to edit the picture anyway, MS Paint? I can just SMELL how bad that edit is.
      I may have no dignity, it doesn't mean I don't have standards.
      - Me

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      • EppuJoloZ
        Resident Goat
        Event Staff
        FFR Simfile Author
        FFR Music Producer
        • Oct 2017
        • 287

        #33
        Re: Roast the person above you

        You're saying that while literally having an MS Paint profile picture.
        ‎‎‎‎
        ㅤㅤ
        Originally posted by rayword45
        finland doesnt exist
        Originally posted by Dinglesberry
        I take your Dance Praise and raise it a Guitar Praise

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        • Funnygurl555
          T-Force's Rival
          • Dec 2010
          • 1865

          #34
          Re: Roast the person above you

          You're saying that while literally having an MS Paint profile picture.
          Originally posted by MixMasterLar
          is funny eaman?
          Can you like not use those stupid names right now? Took me long enough to get these screen names straight in my head
          Originally posted by the sun fan
          GET DUNKED FUNNY
          (eaman is her name irl, friend)

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          • XelNya
            [Kaho]
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Sep 2012
            • 3369

            #35
            Re: Roast the person above you

            Originally posted by Funnygurl555
            You're saying that while literally having an MS Paint profile picture.
            555 is the amount of rewrites you probably took to come up with the vapid shit you just plastered on my screen

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            • -paexaea-
              ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
              • Apr 2007
              • 4610

              #36
              Re: Roast the person above you

              I don't know if "the Oscar the Grouch of FFR" is an apt description of you, Xel, based on very little interaction knowledge that I can remember of you, but it seems to be pretty accurate.

              inb4 what does your name even mean, get a new joke you fucking nimrods LOL
              See you, Space Cowboy.

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              • gold stinger
                Signature Extraordinare~~
                Event Staff
                Game Manager
                FFR Simfile Author
                FFR Music Producer
                • Jan 2007
                • 6428

                #37
                Re: Roast the person above you

                Originally posted by XelNya
                555 is the amount of rewrites you probably took to come up with the vapid shit you just plastered on my screen
                long write so someone ninja'd the spot but here u go

                The files that you send to me in batch are so horrendous at times, that I perform a proverbial eyeroll whenever I visually perceive your name next to a file in batch.

                The visceral reaction that comes with visually perceiving your file in my sets gets so terrible at times, that I use tactical conditional queues just so you don't get angry and inscribe yet another 6 page thesis verbalization about how the trending history of the past 4 years of judging files have culminated to the point of preventing specifically you, from getting your post-mortem depressionalistic files that couldn't stand on two legs against most other files, into the game.

                Sometimes, during the worst of it, I contemplate how your mother was able to shit out a human whose standards and perceived expectation of those around you warp to the point of complete disregard for anyone but yourself, and also managed to roll constant critical failures to the construction of your genome that culminated to what others would call 'your shitty attitude'.

                I had express permission from XN to roast them this hard, so here you go. I'm going to continue adhering to double the social distancing guidelines in regards to how near I am to your posts, because let's be real. Reading them at points gives me nearly the same visceral reaction to that of seeing your posts in batch, close to the sensation of vertigo where I feel like throwing up.
                Last edited by gold stinger; 05-27-2021, 09:41 PM.
                Originally posted by YoshL
                butts.


                - Tosh 2014






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                • XelNya
                  [Kaho]
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Sep 2012
                  • 3369

                  #38
                  Re: Roast the person above you

                  ok I'm gonna break the rules for this but

                  Originally posted by -paexaea-
                  I don't know if "the Oscar the Grouch of FFR" is an apt description of you, Xel, based on very little interaction knowledge that I can remember of you, but it seems to be pretty accurate.
                  hahahahahahahahahaha you're being kind, I appreciate it

                  Originally posted by gold stinger
                  long write so someone ninja'd the spot but here u go

                  The files that you send to me in batch are so horrendous at times, that I perform a proverbial eyeroll whenever I visually perceive your name next to a file in batch.

                  The visceral reaction that comes with visually perceiving your file in my sets gets so terrible at times, that I use tactical conditional queues just so you don't get angry and inscribe yet another 6 page thesis verbalization about how the trending history of the past 4 years of judging files have culminated to the point of preventing specifically you, from getting your post-mortem depressionalistic files that couldn't stand on two legs against most other files, into the game.

                  Sometimes, during the worst of it, I contemplate how your mother was able to shit out a human whose standards and perceived expectation of those around you warp to the point of complete disregard for anyone but yourself, and also managed to roll constant critical failures to the construction of your genome that culminated to what others would call 'your shitty attitude'.

                  I had express permission from XN to roast them this hard, so here you go. I'm going to continue adhering to double the social distancing guidelines in regards to how near I am to your posts, because let's be real. Reading them at points gives me nearly the same visceral reaction to that of seeing your posts in batch, close to the sensation of vertigo where I feel like throwing up.
                  Also stating publicly that I did indeed ask for this, and:

                  FUCK that was good.

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                  • Dynam0
                    The Dominator
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 8987

                    #39
                    Re: Roast the person above you

                    lmfao goldstinger that was the best one yet!

                    hopefully more people give this a shot, it takes courage to live and die by the sword

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                    • Dynam0
                      The Dominator
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 8987

                      #40
                      Re: Roast the person above you

                      Originally posted by Dynam0
                      lmfao goldstinger that was the best one yet!

                      hopefully more people give this a shot, it takes courage to live and die by the sword
                      dude you're how old still browsing forums frequented by teens with social issues wtf is wrong with you

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                      • Funnygurl555
                        T-Force's Rival
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 1865

                        #41
                        Re: Roast the person above you

                        you can't spell dynam0 without 0 and a 0 is what you are

                        (also jfc goldstinger LOL)
                        Originally posted by MixMasterLar
                        is funny eaman?
                        Can you like not use those stupid names right now? Took me long enough to get these screen names straight in my head
                        Originally posted by the sun fan
                        GET DUNKED FUNNY
                        (eaman is her name irl, friend)

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                        • Wiosna
                          for you, eternally
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Jan 2013
                          • 158

                          #42
                          Re: Roast the person above you

                          Originally posted by Funnygurl555
                          imagine having a vocaloid avatar in 2021 i can't LMAO
                          erwgsgsg

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                          • aperson
                            FFR Hall of Fame
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 3431

                            #43
                            Re: Roast the person above you

                            Imagine researching 20 years of stepmania history and concluding that what this game needs more of is DJ Sharpnel.

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                            • qrrbrbirbel
                              FFR Veteran
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 510

                              #44
                              Re: Roast the person above you

                              I swear you only stay for clout
                              im trash

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                              • XelNya
                                [Kaho]
                                FFR Simfile Author
                                • Sep 2012
                                • 3369

                                #45
                                Re: Roast the person above you

                                Originally posted by qrrbrbirbel
                                I swear you only stay for clout
                                Which judge did you blow, or blackmail, to get those disgusting files of yours into the game?

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