Help me out- boyfriend's b-day - Page 2

qualy · 01-15-2004, 09:14 AM

I would suggest either 1. Games, comp games, ps2 games, board games.. just games 2. Scented candles. I personally love scented candles.

IAMTHEEVILBEAN · 01-15-2004, 09:15 AM

Who the fuck lieks scented candles....?

I hate candles

qualy · 01-15-2004, 09:17 AM

Scented candles are teh win.

IAMTHEEVILBEAN · 01-15-2004, 09:17 AM

1) They burn out
2) They smell bad

qualy · 01-15-2004, 09:21 AM

Depends on what scent you get. Like the blueberry type (I think, can't remember) smells really good, but I found this white petal crap that smelled... well, like crap.

IAMTHEEVILBEAN · 01-15-2004, 09:22 AM

Thats why you dont buy them....or if you are completly obsessed with them and must have one, smell it before you buy it

Arch0wl · 01-15-2004, 09:27 AM

I dunno about you, but I never really liked the idea of receiving oral sex. It makes me feel like I'm using the person or something. Anal sex is kind of weird also unless the girl likes it, because she has to get used to it and that requires doing it a lot and I doubt most girls will want to ever do it again. So I'd just prefer regular sex if I were getting a birthday present from my special someone, though I'd prefer spending time with her to sex. But then again, I have weird preferences and I favor romance to pleasure most of the time anyway but yeah. If you usually have sex with a condom on, maybe you could try taking the pill and doing it without it?

lightswitch_raves · 01-15-2004, 09:35 AM

15 minutes in a room. preferably a locked room.

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Originally Posted by Arch0wl

I dunno about you, but I never really liked the idea of receiving oral sex. It makes me feel like I'm using the person or something. Anal sex is kind of weird also unless the girl likes it, because she has to get used to it and that requires doing it a lot and I doubt most girls will want to ever do it again. So I'd just prefer regular sex if I were getting a birthday present from my special someone, though I'd prefer spending time with her to sex. But then again, I have weird preferences and I favor romance to pleasure most of the time anyway but yeah. If you usually have sex with a condom on, maybe you could try taking the pill and doing it without it?

Arch, that was by far the most mature thing i have ever read in this entire forum concerning sex and not related to abortions. Kudos.

VxDx · 01-15-2004, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Arch0wl

I dunno about you, but I never really liked the idea of receiving oral sex. It makes me feel like I'm using the person or something. Anal sex is kind of weird also unless the girl likes it, because she has to get used to it and that requires doing it a lot and I doubt most girls will want to ever do it again. So I'd just prefer regular sex if I were getting a birthday present from my special someone, though I'd prefer spending time with her to sex. But then again, I have weird preferences and I favor romance to pleasure most of the time anyway but yeah. If you usually have sex with a condom on, maybe you could try taking the pill and doing it without it?

ahahahahahhahaha Bullshit you pansy.

Arch0wl · 01-15-2004, 09:55 AM

VxDx, try thinking like a girl for once when it comes to something like this. Most girls are usually right when they give the typical "men are pigs" stereotype because most guys have raging hormones and are too dumb to get them out by masturbation.

And yes, I would prefer spending time with my love than anything else. What's so hard to understand? Is it impossible for males to not care about sex all the time?

Master_of_PARANOiA · 01-15-2004, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Arch0wl

VxDx, try thinking like a girl for once when it comes to something like this. Most girls are usually right when they give the typical "men are pigs" stereotype because most guys have raging hormones and are too dumb to get them out by masturbation.

And yes, I would prefer spending time with my love than anything else. What's so hard to understand? Is it impossible for males to not care about sex all the time?

Arch wins the maturity award again. GJ Arch (twice in 1 hour, probably 3 soon)

IAMTHEEVILBEAN · 01-15-2004, 10:09 AM

Yeah....I havent had a girlfriend in a while

Ill keep that in mind when the next one pulls in... I mean...meets me

lightswitch_raves · 01-15-2004, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Arch0wl

VxDx, try thinking like a girl for once when it comes to something like this. Most girls are usually right when they give the typical "men are pigs" stereotype because most guys have raging hormones and are too dumb to get them out by masturbation

i remember i used to beleive that women were like these completely pure and angelic creautres that never thought anything wrong. that was in middle school. now im a juniour in high school, and i've found that women are just as, if not more perverted than men. then, when they finally do have sex, the man they suppose that is going to be with them for the rest of their life, even though they are both only freshmans, leaves her, she breaks down and loses her trust in men and finds them complete chuavanist pigs, when she wanted just as bad as he did.

a woman's hypocrisy seems to know no bounds.

thats why i make sure that if i ever do anything with a girl, i have her verbally ask for it, otherwise, i feel uncomfortable.

prodigallink · 01-15-2004, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Lupin_the_3rd

you should give him $20 towards linens+things.....or perhaps bed + bath

some things, like men's personal interests, (in my thoughts) are just best left up to instinct. If he dosen't like what you get him, then its best not to be with him

Laharl · 01-15-2004, 10:28 AM

Holy fucking shit, you guys make me sick to my stomach.

If you want to ruin your life, by all means, go ahead and do sexual favors. You'll regret it sooner of later.

When I realize the majority of the people here are younger than myself, the replies to this thread make me want to fucking kill stuff. Damn it, GROW UP! It's this kind of moral decay that has caused the rate of depression and suicide to fucking skyrocket in our lifetimes.

If you honestly love the guy, and honestly want to be respected yourself, DO NOT DO ANYTHING SEXUAL.

As for what to get him, keep it simple. If he has any nerd interests, feed into those a little bit (deck of Magic cards, small gift card to a video game shop, latest book by a favored author, etc. etc.) If you really can't think of anything along those lines, can't go wrong with a candy bar wrapped in a Lincoln (or larger donation of money if you so prefer).

DanMan69 · 01-15-2004, 10:31 AM

ok dr. phil

Laharl · 01-15-2004, 10:37 AM

Go ahead and say what you will. I'm sure of my course in life, which I'm positive is more than most people on earth, let alone this board, can truthfully claim.

**Freak83** · 01-15-2004, 11:12 AM

I can't believe Arch0wl was the one to say those things. You've come a long way from getting banned from the forums Arch...

MWGwyn · 01-15-2004, 11:15 AM

I don't think you should just throw sex around for a gift. It's usually supposed to be special and such.

Arch0wl · 01-15-2004, 11:18 AM

Freak83: I'm an asshole, but not in a relationship. ^_^

01-15-2004, 10:28 AM	#35
Laharl FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV Age: 40 Posts: 1,821	Holy fucking shit, you guys make me sick to my stomach. If you want to ruin your life, by all means, go ahead and do sexual favors. You'll regret it sooner of later. When I realize the majority of the people here are younger than myself, the replies to this thread make me want to fucking kill stuff. Damn it, GROW UP! It's this kind of moral decay that has caused the rate of depression and suicide to fucking skyrocket in our lifetimes. If you honestly love the guy, and honestly want to be respected yourself, DO NOT DO ANYTHING SEXUAL. As for what to get him, keep it simple. If he has any nerd interests, feed into those a little bit (deck of Magic cards, small gift card to a video game shop, latest book by a favored author, etc. etc.) If you really can't think of anything along those lines, can't go wrong with a candy bar wrapped in a Lincoln (or larger donation of money if you so prefer). __________________ SIG PICTURES: POINTLESSLY TAKING UP BANDWIDTH SINCE THE INCEPTION OF THE INTERNET

01-15-2004, 10:37 AM	#37
Laharl FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV Age: 40 Posts: 1,821	Go ahead and say what you will. I'm sure of my course in life, which I'm positive is more than most people on earth, let alone this board, can truthfully claim. __________________ SIG PICTURES: POINTLESSLY TAKING UP BANDWIDTH SINCE THE INCEPTION OF THE INTERNET

01-15-2004, 11:15 AM	#39
MWGwyn FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Newfoundland Posts: 55	I don't think you should just throw sex around for a gift. It's usually supposed to be special and such. __________________ It\'s not the size of the wand that counts, it\'s the magic in the stick!

01-15-2004, 09:14 AM	#21
qualy FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sierra Vista, Arizona Age: 36 Posts: 864	I would suggest either 1. Games, comp games, ps2 games, board games.. just games 2. Scented candles. I personally love scented candles.

01-15-2004, 09:15 AM	#22
IAMTHEEVILBEAN FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,078	Who the fuck lieks scented candles....? I hate candles

01-15-2004, 09:17 AM	#23
qualy FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sierra Vista, Arizona Age: 36 Posts: 864	Scented candles are teh win.

01-15-2004, 09:21 AM	#25
qualy FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sierra Vista, Arizona Age: 36 Posts: 864	Depends on what scent you get. Like the blueberry type (I think, can't remember) smells really good, but I found this white petal crap that smelled... well, like crap.

01-15-2004, 09:22 AM	#26
IAMTHEEVILBEAN FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,078	Thats why you dont buy them....or if you are completly obsessed with them and must have one, smell it before you buy it

01-15-2004, 09:27 AM	#27
Arch0wl Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: fb.com/a.macdonald.iv Age: 37 Posts: 6,344	I dunno about you, but I never really liked the idea of receiving oral sex. It makes me feel like I'm using the person or something. Anal sex is kind of weird also unless the girl likes it, because she has to get used to it and that requires doing it a lot and I doubt most girls will want to ever do it again. So I'd just prefer regular sex if I were getting a birthday present from my special someone, though I'd prefer spending time with her to sex. But then again, I have weird preferences and I favor romance to pleasure most of the time anyway but yeah. If you usually have sex with a condom on, maybe you could try taking the pill and doing it without it?

01-15-2004, 09:55 AM	#30
Arch0wl Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: fb.com/a.macdonald.iv Age: 37 Posts: 6,344	VxDx, try thinking like a girl for once when it comes to something like this. Most girls are usually right when they give the typical "men are pigs" stereotype because most guys have raging hormones and are too dumb to get them out by masturbation. And yes, I would prefer spending time with my love than anything else. What's so hard to understand? Is it impossible for males to not care about sex all the time?

01-15-2004, 10:09 AM	#32
IAMTHEEVILBEAN FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,078	Yeah....I havent had a girlfriend in a while Ill keep that in mind when the next one pulls in... I mean...meets me

01-15-2004, 10:31 AM	#36
DanMan69 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Behind You! Posts: 34	ok dr. phil

01-15-2004, 11:12 AM	#38
Freak83 FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 3,281	I can't believe Arch0wl was the one to say those things. You've come a long way from getting banned from the forums Arch...

01-15-2004, 11:18 AM	#40
Arch0wl Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: fb.com/a.macdonald.iv Age: 37 Posts: 6,344	Freak83: I'm an asshole, but not in a relationship. ^_^

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