School bans fun

[scottish]

In third grade I uppercutted this 6'0 5th grader in the balls. He picked me up by the throat and threw me ten yards. Then I ran. The teachers were laughing.
My brother three years later got into a push fight with some kid on the blacktop. They gave him 2 weeks detention for fighting.
Another three years later, in third grade, and this girl got into a hair nagging fight on the bus. She was suspended for some kind of fighting.
Last year, my next door neighbor, who was in third grade, got into a slap fight with another friend. They came to school with red cheeks. Both were suspended for fighting and had to go to some type of "therapy" for anger management.
Anyone else see a trend?