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Old 10-17-2006, 01:02 PM   #1
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Lay em on thick
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Old 10-17-2006, 01:29 PM   #2
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Bitch, you're stealing my typical ****ty threads.


And on subject,

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
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My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
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Old 10-17-2006, 01:38 PM   #3
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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?












They fall through his hands.
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Old 10-17-2006, 02:14 PM   #4
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My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
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Old 10-17-2006, 02:45 PM   #5
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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?












They fall through his hands.
how about becaue he's dead
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Old 10-17-2006, 05:01 PM   #6
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OK, a guy goes to a doctor with a stiff elbow. The doctor says that he has this new machine that can detect any ailment, all he needs is a urine sample. So the guy gives him a sample and the doctor puts it in the machine. "You've got tennis elbow" the doctor says. The guy looks outraged "I don't even play tennis! that machine is broke!" he says. so the doctor gives him a cup and says to bring it back later for a re-test.
The guy goes home, intent on screwing with the doctor's head. so he gives the cup to his daughter, his wife, his dog, and then to top it all off beats off into it. He brings it back to the doctor and he tests it.
"Ok....Your daughter has herpes, your wife has hemoroids, your dog has heartworm, and if you dont stop masturbating you'll never get rid of that damn tennis elbow!"
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Old 10-17-2006, 05:28 PM   #7
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hahah, MORE MORE
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Old 10-17-2006, 06:18 PM   #8
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Why do math majors often confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25.

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Old 10-17-2006, 10:42 PM   #9
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you mean Halloween with Christmas?
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Old 10-17-2006, 10:42 PM   #10
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but yeah that joke is great.
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Old 10-17-2006, 10:43 PM   #11
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Ya dads.
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Old 10-17-2006, 10:56 PM   #12
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ya momz
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Old 10-17-2006, 11:12 PM   #13
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Ya bald headed Granz
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Old 10-17-2006, 11:30 PM   #14
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Ya Dwarf-Midget uncles- grandmama
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Old 10-17-2006, 11:30 PM   #15
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baby if your brain is as big as your ass you must be as smart as they come
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Old 10-17-2006, 11:49 PM   #16
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that's not a joke
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:05 AM   #17
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What's the difference between a duck?

One of its legs is exactly alike!
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:26 AM   #18
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A cigar, duck, and a Jew all walk into a bar.

Hilarious!

I wish I could remember the original quote =/
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:43 AM   #19
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What's pink and red and squeals?




A skinned baby in a bag of salt har har
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Old 10-18-2006, 01:38 AM   #20
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