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Lay em on thick
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Bitch, you're stealing my typical ****ty threads.
And on subject, A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They fall through his hands.
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lol
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how about becaue he's dead
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OK, a guy goes to a doctor with a stiff elbow. The doctor says that he has this new machine that can detect any ailment, all he needs is a urine sample. So the guy gives him a sample and the doctor puts it in the machine. "You've got tennis elbow" the doctor says. The guy looks outraged "I don't even play tennis! that machine is broke!" he says. so the doctor gives him a cup and says to bring it back later for a re-test.
The guy goes home, intent on screwing with the doctor's head. so he gives the cup to his daughter, his wife, his dog, and then to top it all off beats off into it. He brings it back to the doctor and he tests it. "Ok....Your daughter has herpes, your wife has hemoroids, your dog has heartworm, and if you dont stop masturbating you'll never get rid of that damn tennis elbow!" |
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hahah, MORE MORE
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let it snow~
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Why do math majors often confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25. Last edited by Squeek; 10-17-2006 at 11:15 PM.. Reason: >_> asdf |
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you mean Halloween with Christmas?
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but yeah that joke is great.
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Ya dads.
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clairmai lol hvam lol |
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ya momz
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Ya bald headed Granz
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so the 17 ate the 12 eh.
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Ya Dwarf-Midget uncles- grandmama
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NO DOUBT GET LOUD
Join Date: Sep 2003
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baby if your brain is as big as your ass you must be as smart as they come
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that's not a joke
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What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is exactly alike!
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I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds. |
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let it snow~
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A cigar, duck, and a Jew all walk into a bar.
Hilarious! I wish I could remember the original quote =/ |
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What's pink and red and squeals?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt har har
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Spread C711 Metal ZX./
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WE'RE NOT 4CHAN
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