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ive decided since slankydamanky wrote such an excellent review on Peter Pan, im gonna write a review on Disneys Brother Bear
and before i start, saw it at the dollar theatre with a 1 dollar carmike certificate i got from bowling. lol this movie starts out terrible. alaskan like people believing in lights touching earth and turning winter to spring or some shit like that. really retarded. brother is getting his totum, its a bear, he is sad cause hee wanted bro to stop making fun of him. ha, i laugh at him. well he was suppoosed to tie up the fish, didint, bear took em, this *** went after the bear, well his to brothers go after him, he falls off cliff, brother fight bear, one falls off a cliff and lands in ice water followed by mass chunks of ice. they never find him, what a terrible tragedy, so sad, yeah yeah, and i left to get popcorn, came bak, *** went after the bear again, killed it, then theres colorful lights (really awesome if your high... but i wasnt... so it sucked) and wtf he gets turned into a bear, and the dead bear disappears. so then the other brother comes looking for him, but now hes a bear so his brother trys killing him, halarious, runs away, meets those 2 annoying mooses. They are fags too. They have a mad orgy while eating grass. So this little pint sized migit bear CODA meets the *** who got turned into a bear, which i will now refer to this character as "***". So the *** gets caught in a trap, coda laughs, coda gets him down, and so on. they ride on the backs of mammoths trying to find this samon run which is near the mountain where the lights molest the earth. at this point im talking to ppl on my cell phone, terrible movie. well this is when it gets good, they get to the samon run, a bunch of *** bears are frolicking in the river together, such a happy moment, then they tell storys, coda tells the story of his mom getting seperated from him when she was battling hunters on a ice ridge... sound familiar! YES FOLKS, THE *** KILLED THE POOR MIDGIT BEARS MOM AND THE LITTLE TIKE THOUGH HE WAS SUCH A ROLE MODEL he admits this to coda, coda runs away crying, *** leaves, then the fags brother comes after him cause he still d0ont know its his nfag brother turned into a bear (still pointless) coda saves him, the dead brother comes down from shiny lights and turns the *** back into human, hes naked, really pointless, totally hentai like shit, not point of this, coda gets scared and hides behinda rock, the *** is still naked, terrible scene so what happens now! he wants to be turned back into a bear, he does, then he frolics with the midget coda. WTF characters- the ***- yeahhhh he needs like... killed... violently midget bear coda- annoying, homosexual, unsure of gender the brother that didnt die- HAHA GREAT, MADE FUN OF THE *** THROUGHOUT THE BEGINNING, TRYING KILLING HIM LOLOL YES HAHAHA the brother that died- kool guy, to bad he wasnt there i nthe movie to actually improve it the old lady with the staff- i have one word for this character NO the fucking mooses- ahhh die! this is not as good of review as the peter pan one but, this movie wa sjust sad, and a good 2 hours wasted of my time and the phil collins music just totally made this movie utterly pathedic if you see it ill kill you the end this movie gets.... and F point wise... gets no points, its way down i nthe negatives somewhere. yeah... i know.. i need shot for seeing this movie.... |
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WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
this movie pwned major ass It was flawless We made a stepfile to the song from the movie because it was so good http://www.bemanistyle.com/sims/?id=4069 thats right rated an 8 |
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Like you'd seriously see that movie. You'd seriously waste money on what probably is the WORST movie of the year, right after Kangaroo Jack. I've lost almost all respect for you...although not as much as Bean, who claims he likes the movie. If you're kidding, that's cruel, but if you're serious that's even worse.
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yes but i had that i oculdnt go the the dollar theatre for a soplid day straight seeing movie after movie, and at 12:30 bro bear was the only thing playing. so calm down, evilbean was th eone that saw peter pan
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Peter Pan sucked
brother bear pwned no joke |
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haven't seen either one
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dude brother bear was frickin awesome
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Anyway, I refuse to go to a kids movie, so there you have it. |
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lol brain some kids movies are good though
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Like Brother Bear
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I didnt bother to go see that movie.
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http://disney.go.com/disneypictures/...bear/main.html |
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Join Date: Jun 2003
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OMG!
My name shouldn't be in that post. I cant beilieve you would disrespect such a perfect movie. And that review wasn't even funny. ... |
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PHIL COLLINS IS MY FUCKING HERO |
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Lol I was wondering if anyone would notice, nice job Brain. I actually used to watch that show occasionally, and that's one of the few quotes I've ever got from T.V. I actually liked and used. |
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Also, use spell check!
If I take you under my wing one day you may become good. o_O |
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lol, i know it wasnt funny, but it was terrible movie. i dont have mad movie reviewing skills like you do
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If you think the movie is bad....try and make it funny If you wanted to not make it funny just say this GIGILLY (gigli) it sucked -89/turtle |
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Yes, and do try to ignore idiots (like Anticrombie--he's a n00b)
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