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An Irish man walks out of a bar.
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santa claus cames down the chimney and is surprised to see a 19 year old blonde who says "santa will you stay with me?"
and santa says"hohoho gotta gogogo to deliver presents to good girls and boys" she takes off her robe and is in bra and panties only and says"santa will you stay with me now?" santa says"hohoho gotta gogogo to deliver presents to good girls and boys" then the blonde takes everything off and says" how about now?"santa says "gotta stay gaotta stay cant go up chimney with my dick this way" |
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Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger, MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger, Mushroom Mushroom! Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Ahh a snake Ahh a snake. A snake, it's a snake oooh oooo it's a snake! Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger, Mushroom mushroom...
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Im telling this for fun.....2 best friends*Guys* were hikin down a forest until 1 of them got bit in the penis by a poisenous snake...Then The other guy runs to the nearby pharmacy and ask the docter what should he do...And the docter said....SUCK THE VENOM OUT U LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!The other guy went back to his poor poor friend and said...U gonna die *Cries*......*Happy Ending* The Guy runs back to his friend and finds a blonde women *Nurse* Suckin his penis....And Then the unharmed guy ran and found the snake and made it bit his penis too..Then He ran too the women and said..Do Me next =D!!!
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Age: 38
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STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD.
Also, seriously learn how to tell jokes. |
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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There was a 3 car pile-up today......83 mexicans died.
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I know I'm continueing the bump... But Weasel wins... No one else got me to laugh untill just now... Whoever made this thread better live up to reality and laugh at that one.
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CUSTOMIZED
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Planet Xubenon
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I like Mike.
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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The limit as n approaches infinite is.. YOUR MOM!!
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yo momma is so FAT even Naruto didn't "Believe It"!!!
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A car crash mind
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Age: 38
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What is this I don't even
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!
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okay so on the first day of school theres a new student. the teacher asks wat her name is and the girl says "happy butt is my name" the teacher keeps askin her and she keeps saying happybutt so they finally call her mom and ask her and her mom says "o she gets mixed up sometimes her real name is gladice"
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Hey, Weasel, Y u makin fun of MEXICANS, huh? What's wrong with MEXICANS?? Quick question!- Are you MEXICAN??
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You suck, I don't. O well.
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A car crash mind
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Age: 38
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this thread never did well....
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hmm...
so this dad was taking a shower with his boy. the boy looks at his dad's penis and asks "daddy, why is your weewee bigger than mine?" the dad responds "because yours is not erect, son." |
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I like buisnessmans I just read everyone's now and I believe he was the funniest out of all the fags in the world.
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: you might rape me if i tell you
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your mom is so fat that when she went to walmart, she triped over k mart and landed on target
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****ing lol
this guy wins |
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