Make me laugh for $100 - Page 5

Haru0ro · 06-27-2006, 08:22 PM

I drowned a fish....it died

DarkVampiress21 · 06-27-2006, 08:30 PM

hahaha no.

Haru0ro · 06-27-2006, 08:35 PM

See..................................................................................................................spot.............................................................................................run...........................................................................................................................................................................................................spot................................................................................................................................................runs.................................................................................................................................................................fast.................................................................spot..........................................................................................................................is.......................................................................................................................a............................................................................................................doggy................................................

mntlovertone · 06-30-2006, 10:28 PM

Butthole...haha....haha...yeahhhhh

Benjamin_Harrison · 07-6-2006, 10:18 PM

Silly ******, dicks are for kids!

Haldir640 · 07-12-2006, 06:12 AM

Ok so there are 100 blondes and one brunette all hanging from a rope attatched to a helicopter.
The helicopter can only hold 100 people so the brunette decides to sacrifice herself so that the blondes can get to safety. The brunette lets go and all the blondes started clapping.

ShadowSkill · 07-14-2006, 12:25 AM

everybody loves ramond........except Chuck Norris

UberMario · 07-14-2006, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Benjamin_Harrison

Silly ******, dicks are for kids!

Dicks are for... kids?

PMS_IWIN · 07-14-2006, 01:07 AM

looks like it lol

Fuuuuuuuuuuck_Ur_Mom · 07-14-2006, 05:46 PM

Fuk ur mom

falconsfan14 · 07-14-2006, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Fuuuuuuuuuuck_Ur_Mom

Fuk ur mom

You owe me 100 bucks pal

Doooooooooo_Ur_Mommy · 07-16-2006, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by falconsfan14

You owe me 100 bucks pal

no u

XRitaX · 07-17-2006, 06:30 PM

In pre-school I onced asked some kid's mom if his son was gay.
I don't remember doing that...but my mom said that's the reason why she took me out of pre-school.

eVILPeeR · 07-29-2006, 04:38 PM

I read that really long joke about the snake and ****.

Crazy stuff, though the punchline wasn't as satisfactory.. although it fits well.

I got a laugh.

T0rajir0u · 07-29-2006, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by eVILPeeR

though the punchline wasn't as satisfactory..

Kind of the point.

ps this is the biggest collection of things that aren't funny I've ever seen.

Biff_tech · 07-29-2006, 08:59 PM

Look at my avy

businessman07 · 07-29-2006, 09:39 PM

There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. So THAT'S the girl I want!" Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still
dragging the! frog, paid the Madam and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease instead of one of the thers?"
"He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my babysitter. After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On the way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"

UberMario · 07-29-2006, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XRitaX

In pre-school I onced asked some kid's mom if his son was gay.
I don't remember doing that...but my mom said that's the reason why she took me out of pre-school.

Wow, you knew what gay meant when you were that young? D:

IronJesus · 08-13-2006, 11:30 PM

No, it's silly faggit, dicks are for chicks.

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Originally Posted by IronJesus

"Catmaun, why do you defy me?"

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronJesus

*Yoda voice*"Hmmmmm, the addiction is strong in this one. Yes!!!"

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Originally Posted by IronJesus

"KRUG EAT PINK FLESHY THING"->www.vgcats.com

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Originally Posted by TwiztedXistance

Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: "Saul, sell your business." He ignores it. It goes on for days. "Saul, sell your business for $3 million." After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store. The voice says ‘Saul, go to Las Vegas." He asks why. "Saul, take the $3 million to Las Vegas." He obeys, goes to a casino. Voice says, "Saul , go to the blackjack table and put it down all on one hand." He hesitates but knows he must. He’s dealt an 18. The dealer has a six showing. "Saul, take a card." What? The dealer has -- "Take a card!" He tells the dealer to hit him. Saul gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy. "Saul, take another card." What? "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!" He asks for another card. It’s another ace. He has twenty. "Saul, take another card," the voice commands. I have twenty! Saul shouts. "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!" booms the voice. Hit me,Saul says. He gets another ace. Twenty one. The booming voice goes: "un-****ing-believable!"

_Squall_ · 08-19-2006, 11:38 PM

Read my siggy.

06-27-2006, 08:22 PM	#81
Haru0ro FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 11	Re: Make me laugh for $100 I drowned a fish....it died

06-27-2006, 08:30 PM	#82
DarkVampiress21 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 218	Re: Make me laugh for $100 hahaha no. __________________

06-27-2006, 08:35 PM	#83
Haru0ro FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 11	Re: Make me laugh for $100 See..................................................................................................................spot.............................................................................................run...........................................................................................................................................................................................................spot................................................................................................................................................runs.................................................................................................................................................................fast.................................................................spot..........................................................................................................................is.......................................................................................................................a............................................................................................................doggy................................................

06-30-2006, 10:28 PM	#84
mntlovertone FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Litchfield New Hampshire Age: 34 Posts: 74	Re: Make me laugh for $100 Butthole...haha....haha...yeahhhhh

07-6-2006, 10:18 PM	#85
Benjamin_Harrison Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 45	Re: Make me laugh for $100 Silly ******, dicks are for kids!

07-12-2006, 06:12 AM	#86
Haldir640 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3	Re: Make me laugh for $100 Ok so there are 100 blondes and one brunette all hanging from a rope attatched to a helicopter. The helicopter can only hold 100 people so the brunette decides to sacrifice herself so that the blondes can get to safety. The brunette lets go and all the blondes started clapping.

07-14-2006, 12:25 AM	#87
ShadowSkill FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: well...Let's say it's in a house Posts: 118	Re: Make me laugh for $100 everybody loves ramond........except Chuck Norris __________________ http://www.13thlabour.tk

07-14-2006, 01:07 AM	#89
PMS_IWIN FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 0	Re: Make me laugh for $100 looks like it lol

07-14-2006, 05:46 PM	#90
Fuuuuuuuuuuck_Ur_Mom Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3	Re: Make me laugh for $100 Fuk ur mom

07-17-2006, 06:30 PM	#93
XRitaX FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: NJ Age: 36 Posts: 102	Re: Make me laugh for $100 In pre-school I onced asked some kid's mom if his son was gay. I don't remember doing that...but my mom said that's the reason why she took me out of pre-school.

07-29-2006, 04:38 PM	#94
eVILPeeR FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Edmonton, AB, Canada Age: 38 Posts: 2,284	Re: Make me laugh for $100 I read that really long joke about the snake and ****. Crazy stuff, though the punchline wasn't as satisfactory.. although it fits well. I got a laugh. __________________

07-29-2006, 08:59 PM	#96
Biff_tech so the 17 ate the 12 eh. Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: WTF are you a stalker Age: 36 Posts: 826	Re: Make me laugh for $100 Look at my avy

07-29-2006, 09:39 PM	#97
businessman07 Banned Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 37 Posts: 273	Re: Make me laugh for $100 There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. So THAT'S the girl I want!" Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the! frog, paid the Madam and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease instead of one of the thers?" "He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my babysitter. After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On the way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"

08-19-2006, 11:38 PM	#100
_Squall_ FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 24	Re: Make me laugh for $100 Read my siggy.

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