what is the worst thing you've done? - Page 3

BluE_MeaniE · 05-14-2006, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SethSquall

Smittys one is probaly the sickest thing on here. It sounds like the type of thing Satans henchmen would do. That is, of corse, if he speaks the truth.Im not saying he is or isnt. You gotta love the internet.

I'd actually say Skikamukazi's is much worse.

super-smashman · 05-14-2006, 08:41 PM

Yeah but Smit's has more O_O value.

FluorescentArmy · 05-14-2006, 09:05 PM

Wow...some cool and bad stuff here.

Lets start at yesterday:

I arrive home with my new blowgun. I am shooting it. I am bored so I shoot my brother. It hits his hand and pierces down about 3/8".

I kicked down an entire shelf in Dollar general and then ran out the open back door.

I egged McDonalds.

Me and my friends took a 5 gallon container of Kerosine and dumped it into a river, lit it, watched it, and left.

I caught my friend's sister's hair on fire and it burnt the whole way to the skin.

I stabbed my mom with a fork when I was about 5 because she wouldn't buy my a toy or something.

I walked into a restraunt that said,"No shoes no shirt no service," without pants on.

I sold my old dog at a flea market for 5 dollars.

I was sick in school with the flu and the nurse didn't believe me. I threw up on her.

I shot every window out on a house with my BB gun. I could just imagine how mad they would be...

I can't really think of anything REALLY bad, most of this stuff was for fun.

Cj_leonine · 05-14-2006, 09:47 PM

I put it in her nose.

scorpio1690 · 05-14-2006, 11:53 PM

I got so drunk I proceeded to feel up girls and fight eighteen year olds. Then when I passed out and my friends tried to scoop vomit out from my mouth I bit them multiple times. Then I fought off the nurses at the hospital and they had to give me, a completely ****faced half dead fifteen year old, sedatives.

I instigated a fight between multiple people.

I get kids to steal food from the cafeteria for me. (All funds go towards handicapped students but...buck 75 for a cheese burger? Fck that).

Used to steal candy from corner stores, just stick it in the slushy cup and fill it up with slushy hahah.

Would drive around with friends on cold nights with a dozen slushies (slurpies) and proceed to throw them at homeless people, emos, or wiggers.

Cut up an antique couch for no reason.

Paintballed some houses.

Walked around naked in the mall.

Had my dog get out "accidently" to attack people then laughed and watched.

Gotten people to hate themselves so much they cut themselves.

Nothing too bad, it amuses me.

ckj846 · 05-15-2006, 12:06 AM

Why has this thread turned into a competition of some sort? Well, just one random thing. On mother's day when I was 5, I went up to my mom and said "Happy Mother's Day!" turned around and then farted in her face and ran out of the room. That is all.
O_o

Krym · 05-15-2006, 12:13 AM

I eat Baby

**Rebirth0** · 05-15-2006, 12:21 AM

hahaha a lot of this stuff is really funny. I have to do some of this stuff sometime.

I haven't done too much.

2nd grade - I flipped off tons of people in school including teachers.

3rd grade - I said I would kill a kid during recess and got ISD. I spent my 3 days in the Principals office and when he left I farted in his lunch. nothing much.

Also in 3rd grade, my girlfriend flashed me and I squeezed her boob. Which at the time was pretty small rofl

4th and 5th grade - Me and my girlfriend would call this girl a slut everyday because she stuffed her bra.

End of 5th grade - My girlfriend left me after 5 years (rofl 1st grade) and I punched a hole in the wall.

Sometime in my elementary school years I stole some DBZ cards from a local Osco.

Me and one of my friends used to screw around with this kid that flunked first grade twice. We egg'd him a few times and shot him with our paintball guns.

Hit my neighbor a few time because he was pissing me off. He's 5 years younger than I am.

I walked in when one of my friends moms was taking a shower rofl

Nothing big at all, I need my girlfriend back, I've had one my whole life AND I'M NOT GOING WITH ANYONE ELSE.

**macgravel** · 05-15-2006, 01:32 AM

Hahahaha, a couple of stories in this thread are flat out hilarious!

5th grade - Poured some gasoline into a dead frogs mouth and lit it, it burned and I laughed.
I then went and poured some gasoline around a big tree (OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS!) which happened to be surrounded by straw, and lit it, causing the woods to burn down (And the fire was heading straight for my trailer park) untill the Fire Department got there.
Before the FD got there, I went and lit an abandoned trailer on fire.
Luckily, I didn't get put in jail, and I was let off with a warning.

6th grade - I "accidentally" bumped into this girl, grabbing her butt XD

4 months ago - Me and my 3 friends were hanging out in my brothers living room, where his baby was talking crazy babel in her crib (She was standing up).
Anyways, I had to take a piss, so I got up to go to the bathroom, and felt a fart rumbling, ready to be released.
So I ran up to his baby, jumped and turned around, and farted right in her face and yelled "HA, I FARTED ON YOUR BABY!".
I had all 3 of my friends laughing so hard, it was great ^_^

Dimitri13 · 05-15-2006, 08:43 AM

The worst thing I've probably done was make fun of some piece of **** trashy slut who slept with half of the school so much that she had to get admitted to a mental hospital.

That was in 7th grade. She's still in there lol. (I'm in 10th.)

**XXXsmittyXXX** · 05-15-2006, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skikamukazi

I've been arrested for Grand Theft, Grand Theft Auto, Possesion, intent to distribute, assault, assault and battery (a few times), and a few other things.

How much time you get?

**Snapps** · 05-15-2006, 08:52 AM

I stole condoms from a 99 cents stole only rofl.

I also kicked down the sign that says my Temple's name. Yes, I kicked the bolted sign down.

**XXXsmittyXXX** · 05-15-2006, 08:59 AM

Once when i was 15 i put my cat in the freezer for 2 hours and did a science project on it. Turns out my principal wasnt happy and she told my mom.
I would have taken him out sooner but i forgot.
Got kicked out of school then decided to drop out.
Theres sooooo many things ive done wrong but i dont feel like telling them all
seeing as most of them are pretty much illegal.

**Rebirth0** · 05-15-2006, 09:35 AM

wtf did your cat die?

ShazzaTiger · 05-15-2006, 10:41 AM

That's sad....very and very cruel!

dascookieman · 05-15-2006, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XXXsmittyXXX

Once when i was 15 i put my cat in the freezer for 2 hours and did a science project on it. Turns out my principal wasnt happy and she told my mom.
I would have taken him out sooner but i forgot.
Got kicked out of school then decided to drop out.
Theres sooooo many things ive done wrong but i dont feel like telling them all
seeing as most of them are pretty much illegal.

I love you, life is about just having fun while you can xD. I've also dropped out of school, but my life still isn't fun at all lol.

Bursurk_Lurk · 05-15-2006, 11:08 AM

There is no need to drop out of school

Especially when you never do anything and still manage pass

Renommus · 05-15-2006, 12:42 PM

I dropped out of college. I'm a rebel.

dooty_7 · 05-15-2006, 01:32 PM

Cj's ice cream stunt in the 3rd grade is rofl
macgravel is just a pyro
ckj's baddest thing was the funniest thing in the thread
but smitty is the winner of the thread though

Last month on a dare, i crapped on my neighbours lawn..

Renommus · 05-15-2006, 01:42 PM

My worst thing is probably one of my breakups. I'm not a nice person. They're always funny though. For me at least.

05-14-2006, 08:41 PM	#42
super-smashman FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: No, I tacol. Age: 36 Posts: 2,638	Re: what is the worst thing you've done? Yeah but Smit's has more O_O value. __________________

05-14-2006, 09:05 PM	#43
FluorescentArmy Forum User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Gattrobe, Pistolvania Age: 34 Posts: 1,754	Re: what is the worst thing you've done? Wow...some cool and bad stuff here. Lets start at yesterday: I arrive home with my new blowgun. I am shooting it. I am bored so I shoot my brother. It hits his hand and pierces down about 3/8". I kicked down an entire shelf in Dollar general and then ran out the open back door. I egged McDonalds. Me and my friends took a 5 gallon container of Kerosine and dumped it into a river, lit it, watched it, and left. I caught my friend's sister's hair on fire and it burnt the whole way to the skin. I stabbed my mom with a fork when I was about 5 because she wouldn't buy my a toy or something. I walked into a restraunt that said,"No shoes no shirt no service," without pants on. I sold my old dog at a flea market for 5 dollars. I was sick in school with the flu and the nurse didn't believe me. I threw up on her. I shot every window out on a house with my BB gun. I could just imagine how mad they would be... I can't really think of anything REALLY bad, most of this stuff was for fun. __________________

05-14-2006, 09:47 PM	#44
Cj_leonine FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chillin' with Carmen San Diego Age: 36 Posts: 2,070	Re: what is the worst thing you've done? I put it in her nose. __________________ Status: Innactive Onehander Best FC Before Avmiss Fix: . Be Princess . Hellbeat . End Night

05-14-2006, 11:53 PM	#45
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 35 Posts: 4,817	Re: what is the worst thing you've done? I got so drunk I proceeded to feel up girls and fight eighteen year olds. Then when I passed out and my friends tried to scoop vomit out from my mouth I bit them multiple times. Then I fought off the nurses at the hospital and they had to give me, a completely ****faced half dead fifteen year old, sedatives. I instigated a fight between multiple people. I get kids to steal food from the cafeteria for me. (All funds go towards handicapped students but...buck 75 for a cheese burger? Fck that). Used to steal candy from corner stores, just stick it in the slushy cup and fill it up with slushy hahah. Would drive around with friends on cold nights with a dozen slushies (slurpies) and proceed to throw them at homeless people, emos, or wiggers. Cut up an antique couch for no reason. Paintballed some houses. Walked around naked in the mall. Had my dog get out "accidently" to attack people then laughed and watched. Gotten people to hate themselves so much they cut themselves. Nothing too bad, it amuses me.

05-15-2006, 12:06 AM	#46
ckj846 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Fremont, California Age: 35 Posts: 2,437	Re: what is the worst thing you've done? Why has this thread turned into a competition of some sort? Well, just one random thing. On mother's day when I was 5, I went up to my mom and said "Happy Mother's Day!" turned around and then farted in her face and ran out of the room. That is all. O_o __________________ pyro31191: TELL EVERYONE YOU WANT TO TAKE IT IN THE ASS NOW pyro31191: rofl pyro31191: You should tell them earlier though pyro31191: so they can buy dildos instead of fleshlights

05-15-2006, 12:13 AM	#47
Krym FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: VERNON BC BITCHES Age: 37 Posts: 234	Re: what is the worst thing you've done? I eat Baby

05-15-2006, 12:21 AM	#48
Rebirth0 FFR Originalbro Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Age: 35 Posts: 8,751	Re: what is the worst thing you've done? hahaha a lot of this stuff is really funny. I have to do some of this stuff sometime. I haven't done too much. 2nd grade - I flipped off tons of people in school including teachers. 3rd grade - I said I would kill a kid during recess and got ISD. I spent my 3 days in the Principals office and when he left I farted in his lunch. nothing much. Also in 3rd grade, my girlfriend flashed me and I squeezed her boob. Which at the time was pretty small rofl 4th and 5th grade - Me and my girlfriend would call this girl a slut everyday because she stuffed her bra. End of 5th grade - My girlfriend left me after 5 years (rofl 1st grade) and I punched a hole in the wall. Sometime in my elementary school years I stole some DBZ cards from a local Osco. Me and one of my friends used to screw around with this kid that flunked first grade twice. We egg'd him a few times and shot him with our paintball guns. Hit my neighbor a few time because he was pissing me off. He's 5 years younger than I am. I walked in when one of my friends moms was taking a shower rofl Nothing big at all, I need my girlfriend back, I've had one my whole life AND I'M NOT GOING WITH ANYONE ELSE.

05-15-2006, 01:32 AM	#49
macgravel Resident Poopbutt Join Date: May 2004 Location: Georgia Age: 36 Posts: 2,405	Re: what is the worst thing you've done? Hahahaha, a couple of stories in this thread are flat out hilarious! 5th grade - Poured some gasoline into a dead frogs mouth and lit it, it burned and I laughed. I then went and poured some gasoline around a big tree (OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS!) which happened to be surrounded by straw, and lit it, causing the woods to burn down (And the fire was heading straight for my trailer park) untill the Fire Department got there. Before the FD got there, I went and lit an abandoned trailer on fire. Luckily, I didn't get put in jail, and I was let off with a warning. 6th grade - I "accidentally" bumped into this girl, grabbing her butt XD 4 months ago - Me and my 3 friends were hanging out in my brothers living room, where his baby was talking crazy babel in her crib (She was standing up). Anyways, I had to take a piss, so I got up to go to the bathroom, and felt a fart rumbling, ready to be released. So I ran up to his baby, jumped and turned around, and farted right in her face and yelled "HA, I FARTED ON YOUR BABY!". I had all 3 of my friends laughing so hard, it was great ^_^

05-15-2006, 08:52 AM	#52
Snapps NO DOUBT GET LOUD Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: California Age: 35 Posts: 5,650	Re: what is the worst thing you've done? I stole condoms from a 99 cents stole only rofl. I also kicked down the sign that says my Temple's name. Yes, I kicked the bolted sign down.

05-15-2006, 08:59 AM	#53
XXXsmittyXXX Anxiety monster Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Yorktown, VA Age: 37 Posts: 6,924	Re: what is the worst thing you've done? Once when i was 15 i put my cat in the freezer for 2 hours and did a science project on it. Turns out my principal wasnt happy and she told my mom. I would have taken him out sooner but i forgot. Got kicked out of school then decided to drop out. Theres sooooo many things ive done wrong but i dont feel like telling them all seeing as most of them are pretty much illegal. __________________

05-15-2006, 09:35 AM	#54
Rebirth0 FFR Originalbro Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Age: 35 Posts: 8,751	Re: what is the worst thing you've done? wtf did your cat die?

05-15-2006, 10:41 AM	#55
ShazzaTiger FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bush Rescue HQ, USA Age: 35 Posts: 12	Re: what is the worst thing you've done? That's sad....very and very cruel!

05-15-2006, 11:08 AM	#57
Bursurk_Lurk Banned Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: HINT: LOLICON IS ILLEGAL HERE Posts: 2,360	Re: what is the worst thing you've done? There is no need to drop out of school Especially when you never do anything and still manage pass

05-15-2006, 01:32 PM	#59
dooty_7 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Hamilton Ontario Age: 37 Posts: 462	Re: what is the worst thing you've done? Cj's ice cream stunt in the 3rd grade is rofl macgravel is just a pyro ckj's baddest thing was the funniest thing in the thread but smitty is the winner of the thread though Last month on a dare, i crapped on my neighbours lawn.. __________________

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