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Old 04-21-2006, 04:02 PM   #21
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"If your miniskirt is wider than it is long, you should NOT be wearing a miniskirt!"
Yells my Dad while at a mall whenever fat whitetrash walks past.
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Old 04-21-2006, 04:03 PM   #22
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Old 04-21-2006, 04:04 PM   #23
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Unless it's just a reeeeeeaaaaally short miniskirt on a hot girl. That works.
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Old 04-21-2006, 04:06 PM   #24
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Unless it's just a reeeeeeaaaaally short miniskirt on a hot girl. That works.
Very true man, But i'm not down with the oysters
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Old 04-21-2006, 04:12 PM   #25
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Not to mention fat chicks smell like **** anyways and should bundle up FFS.
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Old 04-21-2006, 04:32 PM   #26
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Aw man...And I was havin ****ing fish for dinner...GREAT!!! -.-
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My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
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Old 04-21-2006, 04:35 PM   #27
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Hahahahahahahahahaha. Good luck
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Old 04-21-2006, 04:41 PM   #28
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I'd eat it

with tabasco sauce
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Old 04-21-2006, 04:50 PM   #29
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*warning*
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My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
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Old 04-21-2006, 04:51 PM   #30
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Old 04-21-2006, 05:10 PM   #31
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My favorite quote my dad says that has to do with this.

"Smells like fish.
Tastes like chicken.
So plug your nose and keep on lickin'."
how does that relate to a skirt that smells like oysters??? rofl jkz
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Old 04-21-2006, 05:22 PM   #32
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YUCK. wtf don't you think she'd of noticed
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Old 04-21-2006, 05:25 PM   #33
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YUCK. WTF you think she would have noticed.
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Old 04-21-2006, 06:11 PM   #34
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hey don't talk about your girlfriend like that!!!.
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damn i feel so sorry for you guys. lol.
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Old 04-21-2006, 06:51 PM   #36
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trichomoniasis.

I remember when taking sex ed a speaker came in and was like "I would know right now if any girl had trich in this room because the whole place would smell like rotten fish."

it's an STD.
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Old 04-21-2006, 07:20 PM   #37
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It's basically a yeast infection with a cooler name...And what sucks...Is guys can get it...
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My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
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Old 04-21-2006, 07:28 PM   #38
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I had to sit next to some fat girl at an assembly one time. OMFG I almost died of the smell. Never again will i sit next to an obese woman.
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yeah but it doesn't do anything to guys. that's how girls get it... guys aren't showing any symptoms.
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When you piss, it burns like a mofo...And there's some discharge...As with almost every other STD a guy gets...I pay attention in sex ed...
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