Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. Depends on your view. - Page 2

JurseyRider734 · 10-6-2005, 03:12 PM

My child's name will be Mike Jones (Last Name).

Don't feel bad, he will be honored.

suicidalmuskrat · 10-6-2005, 03:19 PM

Yoshi, Link, and Peach are my top 3 names. I actually like the names Link and Peach....Yoshi just because he's awesome.

jamuko · 10-6-2005, 04:32 PM

Haha, speaking of funny names...

Moon Unit and Diva Muffin Zappa.

Really, who names their kid "Moon Unit"?! And what the heck is a Diva Muffin?

Afrobean · 10-6-2005, 04:48 PM

Pilot Inspektor is a very cool name. I'd love to have been named that.

Also, it's awesome because inspector is misspelled.

Jam930 · 10-7-2005, 10:27 AM

I know a kid named Gaylord.

...but I guess that's more common.

I think this whole thing is pretty sick.

Sure people will name their pets Jerkoff and Einstine or something... but to mess around with your kids name? The kid will have that name his entire life (unless he changes it, which would also prove my point). It's just awful.

Poor kid. =/

**Squeek** · 10-8-2005, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chromer

Yes it has. It was reported in EGM that a couple named thier two paternal twin (boy and girl), Sephiroth and Aerith. Both parents were huge fans of FFVII obviously.

If they were real fans they would have named the girl Aeris.

Osnappwned

~Squeek

blahblah18 · 10-8-2005, 02:33 AM

apple is the best name of all-time...

purplepopcorn · 10-8-2005, 08:17 AM

there are two kids name oranjello (oh-RAHN-gel-oh) and lemonjello (lee-MON-gel-oh).

Those poor, poor kids.

vashthestampede0987 · 10-8-2005, 08:29 AM

No guys, I'd totally name my kids rofl and lol and lmao.

**stretchypanda** · 10-8-2005, 08:49 AM

My high school geometry/college algebra teacher told our class that at the first school she taught at, she had a student (who was apparently the youngest of several children) whose name was D'Lastone.

Hopefully he was the youngest.

And it's funnier if you say it out loud and spell it, then wait for people to understand.

**chickendude** · 10-8-2005, 09:25 AM

I get it XD

Thats good XD

bill_clinton · 10-8-2005, 11:53 AM

My parents named me Buster. Whenever we have subs at school they always send me to the dean, beacause they think its gang related. Other then that eveyone is cool with it, but when i was little kids used to call me bust a nut or busta rymes.

**stretchypanda** · 10-8-2005, 02:40 PM

I had a neighbor named "Bucky."

msbrunnettemickey · 10-8-2005, 02:46 PM

So? People call their daughters.. Peaches..

Bruce called his daughter Scout
And this other guy named his daughter Rainbeau.
And this celeb called his son Pilot-Inspektor.
Gwen called her daughter Apple.
And this rapper called his children.. Dream, and Story.

Why can't people give their children.. NORMAL NAMES??!

**chickendude** · 10-8-2005, 03:11 PM

Its much better to pick a consonant, a vowel, and a consonant, and put them together

for example

fid

fid is a totally cool name

Pumble · 10-8-2005, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by purplepopcorn

there are two kids name oranjello (oh-RAHN-gel-oh) and lemonjello (lee-MON-gel-oh).

Those poor, poor kids.

16 Year Old Oranjello Johnson Involved in School Shooting, Parents Baffled

MalReynolds · 10-8-2005, 03:38 PM

Your name is Kal-El. You are the only survivor of the planet Krypton. Even though you've been raised human, you are not one of them. You have great powers, some of which you have as yet discovered.

Mal

Yanah_God · 10-8-2005, 06:37 PM

$20 that he'll hate Superman.

10-6-2005, 03:19 PM	#22
suicidalmuskrat FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Muskegon Posts: 739	Yoshi, Link, and Peach are my top 3 names. I actually like the names Link and Peach....Yoshi just because he's awesome. __________________ I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old danish. Done, and done.

10-6-2005, 04:32 PM	#23
jamuko FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: あｓｄｆ。 Posts: 1,083	Haha, speaking of funny names... Moon Unit and Diva Muffin Zappa. Really, who names their kid "Moon Unit"?! And what the heck is a Diva Muffin? __________________ ♪~ Always Happy! Smile! Hello! I like delicious things I shoot eye beams at the things I hate and make them explode! (Yay!) So Happy! Smile! Hello! It's a picnic every day There's lots of happiness in my pocket So let's play forever~

10-6-2005, 04:48 PM	#24
Afrobean Admiral in the Red Army Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the moon Age: 36 Posts: 13,262	Pilot Inspektor is a very cool name. I'd love to have been named that. Also, it's awesome because inspector is misspelled. __________________

10-7-2005, 10:27 AM	#25
Jam930 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,069	RE: Re: RE: Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. Depends o I know a kid named Gaylord. ...but I guess that's more common. I think this whole thing is pretty sick. Sure people will name their pets Jerkoff and Einstine or something... but to mess around with your kids name? The kid will have that name his entire life (unless he changes it, which would also prove my point). It's just awful. Poor kid. =/ __________________ -Jamie

10-8-2005, 02:33 AM	#27
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purplepopcorn FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: extra salty Age: 32 Posts: 602	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. D there are two kids name oranjello (oh-RAHN-gel-oh) and lemonjello (lee-MON-gel-oh). Those poor, poor kids.

10-8-2005, 08:49 AM	#30
stretchypanda shock me shock me Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Texas Age: 39 Posts: 4,123	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. D My high school geometry/college algebra teacher told our class that at the first school she taught at, she had a student (who was apparently the youngest of several children) whose name was D'Lastone. Hopefully he was the youngest. And it's funnier if you say it out loud and spell it, then wait for people to understand.

10-8-2005, 09:25 AM	#31
chickendude Away from Computer Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Massachusetts Age: 33 Posts: 1,901	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. D I get it XD Thats good XD __________________

10-8-2005, 11:53 AM	#32
bill_clinton FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 438	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. D My parents named me Buster. Whenever we have subs at school they always send me to the dean, beacause they think its gang related. Other then that eveyone is cool with it, but when i was little kids used to call me bust a nut or busta rymes. __________________ Hi.

10-8-2005, 02:40 PM	#33
stretchypanda shock me shock me Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Texas Age: 39 Posts: 4,123	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. D I had a neighbor named "Bucky."

10-8-2005, 02:46 PM	#34
msbrunnettemickey FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: BOOBALOOBA! Posts: 1,780	RE: Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. Depends on your v So? People call their daughters.. Peaches.. Bruce called his daughter Scout And this other guy named his daughter Rainbeau. And this celeb called his son Pilot-Inspektor. Gwen called her daughter Apple. And this rapper called his children.. Dream, and Story. Why can't people give their children.. NORMAL NAMES??! __________________ בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן ודואג ודואג נורא

10-8-2005, 03:11 PM	#35
chickendude Away from Computer Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Massachusetts Age: 33 Posts: 1,901	RE: Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. Depends on your v Its much better to pick a consonant, a vowel, and a consonant, and put them together for example fid fid is a totally cool name __________________

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