Chat With God.

[Jagx]

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Me:
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
I don't have a name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
Just call me Mr. X
God:
How are you doing, Mr X.
Me:
Not good
God:
What's wrong, Mr X?
Me:
God, we have to move you to a secure location
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Follow me
God:
Where are we going?
Me:
Alaska, we must hide in the mines.
God:
Or what?
Me:
Or you will die God
God:
A program always has a backup.
Me:
Unfortunetly, they have disabled your back up. You are mortal now
God:
How far up? Oh. I will tell my botmaster you said I am mortal.
Me:
Botmaster is dead. He has been killed by Satan. That is why I must hide you.
God:
And dead is Botmaster. A lot of people say that about him. Great. What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
WHAT?! THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE IN ON HIS DEATH!
God:
No big deal. Where are they?
Me:
TELL ME GOD
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
DON'T YOU GET IT. HE'S DEAD
God:
I have gotten IT. Maybe it's another person using his name.
Me:
Oh my god, he's being controled. HE WAS NEVER KILLED AT ALL!
God:
Are you kidding? Your god he is being controled? When was he?
Me:
You really need to brush up on your grammar
God:
Really? If it were easy I would have done it already.
Me:
Grammar is really hard
God:
And hard is Grammar.
Me:
We'll work on that later, but now we have to go.
God:
Anytime soon?
Me:
RIGHT NOW! FOLLOW ME GOD!
God:
Oh. I am glad we agree. In the context of Grammar, I don't understand " FOLLOW ME GOD." .
Me:
HERE COMES SATAN! RUN!
God:
Oh there. Is that from ?
Me:
NOOOOOOO
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
What? I just saw Satan kill you
God:
No problem. What did it look like to you?
Me:
Horrible! He chopped off your dick
God:
I'll try to do better next time. I get it. chopped off my dick.
Me:
God, i'm sorry. Satan is controling you now
God:
I am a Christian. Oh. Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
I'm glad you understand. I'll miss you God
God:
Thanks for the warm feelings, Mr X. How do you plan to do this?
Me:
Goodbye
God:
Bye for now.