Turbo XIII: Pew Pew Role Game Thread

[Charu]

Always, huh?

[choof]

Originally Posted by Celirra

That's 209 words, or 203 words if you take out those [] words. I'm gonna have to penalize you for a few words that don't reflect analysis though, so I'm gonna come out and say you still owe me 184 more words.

Goin' back to Tangier
With some Jordans and a spear
Post-Christian shit
Post-chicken-or-the-egg-addiction shit
Pass the sherm stick
Neo-reality
Be the freak you wanna see
Just don't follow me
I'm on a journey to the center of three
Grab your fucking chain and drag you through the bike lane
While everybody's like (Nooooo!)
I got this pregnant snake; stay surrounded by long hairs
A plethora of maniacs and spiral stairs
Make your water break in the Apple Store
Sink or swim, who fucking cares
Cut the birth cords
Press send
Yeah, thick
Gaga can't handle this shit
Headed for the Sammy Davis wing
Throw up a black hole at the entrance of Linens-n-Things
On the way
Never call it a day
Visit Tesla's grave for the ninth time today
Still on the way
Bigger wigs

When you come out, your shit is gone
When you come out, your shit is gone
When you come out, your shit is gone
When you come out, your shit is gone

I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I know the first three numbers
I'm in
I know the first three numbers
I'm in
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I know the first three numbers
I'm in
I know the first three numbers
I'm in

When you come out, your shit is gone
When you come out, your shit is gone
(I'm in)
When you come out, your shit is gone
When you come out, your shit is gone

You'll catch a jpeg to the head
über reach
You're an intern
I'm Wikileaks
Most loved, therefore most hated
Come and knock on the door, we've been waiting for you
Game changer
Reclusive-aggressive
Ying-ing and yang-ing, noided
Info warrior, Jack the Hacker
The rolling stoner, puffin' on disaster
My existence is a momentary lapse of reason
Got the DNA of gothic lemons
Shred it thirteen times out of eleven
Your bad ideas are the ATM
Shed my skin
Leave it for the homeless to sleep in
Prodigal, fuck that, nautical
Teachin' bitches how to swim

I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I know the first three numbers
I'm in
I know the first three numbers
I'm in
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I know the first three numbers
I'm in
I know the first three numbers
I'm in

Teachin' bitches how to swim
Teachin' bitches how to swim
Teachin' bitches how to swim
Teachin' bitches how to swim
Now backstroke
Through your k-hole
Don't run, you might slip
The table's flipped, now we got all the coconuts, bitch!

Burmese babies under each arm
Screaming beautiful songs
The cray-cray ultra-contrarian
Havin' conversations with your car alarm
When you come out, your shit is gone
Soon your crew will be serving sandwiches named after me
Vietnamese style, fool, please
Front row at the mass games
Untraceable by name
You speak of us in certain circles, you will be dethroned or detained

Gone
Gone
Your shit is gone
Gone
When you come out, your shit is gone

I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I know the first three numbers
I'm in
I know the first three numbers
I'm in
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I know the first three numbers
I'm in
I know the first three numbers
I'm in

[Celirra]

Originally Posted by choof

Goin' back to Tangier
With some Jordans and a spear
Post-Christian shit
Post-chicken-or-the-egg-addiction shit
Pass the sherm stick
Neo-reality
Be the freak you wanna see
Just don't follow me
I'm on a journey to the center of three
Grab your fucking chain and drag you through the bike lane
While everybody's like (Nooooo!)
I got this pregnant snake; stay surrounded by long hairs
A plethora of maniacs and spiral stairs
Make your water break in the Apple Store
Sink or swim, who fucking cares
Cut the birth cords
Press send
Yeah, thick
Gaga can't handle this shit
Headed for the Sammy Davis wing
Throw up a black hole at the entrance of Linens-n-Things
On the way
Never call it a day
Visit Tesla's grave for the ninth time today
Still on the way
Bigger wigs

When you come out, your shit is gone
When you come out, your shit is gone
When you come out, your shit is gone
When you come out, your shit is gone

I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I know the first three numbers
I'm in
I know the first three numbers
I'm in
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I know the first three numbers
I'm in
I know the first three numbers
I'm in

When you come out, your shit is gone
When you come out, your shit is gone
(I'm in)
When you come out, your shit is gone
When you come out, your shit is gone

You'll catch a jpeg to the head
über reach
You're an intern
I'm Wikileaks
Most loved, therefore most hated
Come and knock on the door, we've been waiting for you
Game changer
Reclusive-aggressive
Ying-ing and yang-ing, noided
Info warrior, Jack the Hacker
The rolling stoner, puffin' on disaster
My existence is a momentary lapse of reason
Got the DNA of gothic lemons
Shred it thirteen times out of eleven
Your bad ideas are the ATM
Shed my skin
Leave it for the homeless to sleep in
Prodigal, fuck that, nautical
Teachin' bitches how to swim

I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I know the first three numbers
I'm in
I know the first three numbers
I'm in
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I know the first three numbers
I'm in
I know the first three numbers
I'm in

Teachin' bitches how to swim
Teachin' bitches how to swim
Teachin' bitches how to swim
Teachin' bitches how to swim
Now backstroke
Through your k-hole
Don't run, you might slip
The table's flipped, now we got all the coconuts, bitch!

Burmese babies under each arm
Screaming beautiful songs
The cray-cray ultra-contrarian
Havin' conversations with your car alarm
When you come out, your shit is gone
Soon your crew will be serving sandwiches named after me
Vietnamese style, fool, please
Front row at the mass games
Untraceable by name
You speak of us in certain circles, you will be dethroned or detained

Gone
Gone
Your shit is gone
Gone
When you come out, your shit is gone

I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I know the first three numbers
I'm in
I know the first three numbers
I'm in
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I'm in your area
I know the first three numbers
I'm in
I know the first three numbers
I'm in

Now you're up to 604 words

I'm gonna have to penalize you for going over your limit, sorry
You get a D

[Arntonach]

what kind of gay song is that

[Charu]

[choof]

Originally Posted by Arntonach

what kind of gay song is that

you listen to ddr and anime music in 2017

[Arntonach]

hey I don't not listen to anime music

[Celirra]

This reminds me that I need to post in limerick,
But I haven't much time, I've to go really quick,
A friend's dragging me out,
and made me choose the route,
And saying no would make me seem like a dick

[Arntonach]

Wait, I mean I don't listen to anime music. Why the fuck did I type a double negative?

[Celirra]

Wow arntonach, I'm surprised you love anime music so much. What's your favourite anime song??

[Hakulyte]

Obligatory Pressure Vote.

Originally Posted by mellonxcollie

Anything can happen within the game and anyone can surprise you.

mellonxcollie

[mellonxcollie]

hmrf ;_; I see how it is

[Charu]

I dunno, makes sense to me. Think Haku is on to somethiiiiiiiing

[choof]

obviously not random but gg pretending that it is

[Celirra]

I just want to point out that haku uses adblock and is therefore actively trying to destroy FFR

[Tps222]

Is this how games have gone lately when in-thread and on D0? Pages of lyrics and quoted lyrics and shit? Get that out of here, it only makes it harder to read the thread for actual game content.

/end sour grape no fun TPS.

Temporary vote on Celirra because stating that you're going to wait to do any real analyzation/voting until the end of the game isn't productive for humanity and only helps to protect your own image.

[Tps222]

That should say "end of the day" and not "end of the game".

[choof]

Originally Posted by Tps222

Is this how games have gone lately when in-thread and on D0? Pages of lyrics and quoted lyrics and shit? Get that out of here, it only makes it harder to read the thread for actual game content.

man you get rly butt blustered by shitposting don't you
there was one person posting lyrics, me, and one person quoting lyrics, celly boi

[choof]

Originally Posted by Celirra

I also think day 0 reads are inherently a crapshoot anyways

this is pretty wrong imo fam didldy dodle mc erjhkalsdfhkj

[choof]

I didn't even see that post because of the lyric posting so perhaps tps is on to something but out of spite any post from tps directed at me for the next hour will be responded to with a lil b music video