Turbo XIII: Pew Pew Role Game Thread

[contrapatior]

you know hes gonna say gut read

[contrapatior]

overwatch is iverrated lol

[choof]

I'm on that v, on that yellow pill shit
Fuck the deal is
Fuck kill steal shit
Fuck YEAH

[Celirra]

hi choof how are you buddy old pal
if you had to accuse one person of being wolf, who would you choose?
pls write a 400 word analysis

[Charu]

Originally Posted by Celirra

hi choof how are you buddy old pal
if you had to accuse one person of being wolf, who would you choose?
pls write a 400 word analysis

a 400 word analysis

[Celirra]

we're 1% of the way there guys!

[Celirra]

wait nevermind charu made a funny

[Arntonach]

I'm so tired.

[Arntonach]

Oh, my day 0 cop read is Celirra.

[choof]

Originally Posted by Celirra

hi choof how are you buddy old pal
if you had to accuse one person of being wolf, who would you choose?
pls write a 400 word analysis

[Hook 1]
Get so fuckin' dark in here
Come come fuck apart in here
I die in the process
You die in the process
Kettle drum roll hard shit
Fuck I said fucker don't start shit

[Refrain]
Come come fuck apart in here, I
Come come fuck apart in here, I

[Verse 1]
I hover above you
Life pulled out your mouth
I become you
Opening of the mouth
Unlawful possession
Jellyfish in cold sweat deep end
Hollow shell twitch disconnection
Pupils swell
My entrance
Hijacked no questions asked
Stretch you on like latex mask
My sigils your epitaph

[Refrain]
Come come fuck apart in here, I
Come come fuck apart in here, I
Die

[Bridge]
I'm not you, I'm not you, I'm not you

[Verse 2]
Fear
You wear it well
Mademoiselle
Here's to your destiny
Hysterics scream help
Don't worry, in a few you'll all be somewhere else
Prepare yourselves
Freelance motherfucker

[Hook 2]
Get so fuckin dark in here
Come come fuck apart in here
I die in the process
You die in the process
Kettle drum roll hard shit
Fuck I said fucker don't start shit
Emerald tablet apartment toxic
Come come fuck apart in here, I

[Refrain]
Come come fuck apart in here, I

[choof]

Originally Posted by Arntonach

Oh, my day 0 cop read is Celirra.

fantastic post lmao

[choof]

in all seriousness I've seen freezinice pop into the thread at least once without saying a word
freezin

[choof]

my suspicion is that he is unsure on how to enter the game naturally

[Celirra]

"Cop"? In thees day n age? I'll have yaw know, sunny, that in around these here parts 'uh town we dont take KINDLY to people assuming that this society don't take no kindly to dem folk who ASSUME we needs the assisterance followin these here LAWS. This is a WHOLESOME CHRISTIAN COMMUNITY and the only ISSUE we have in here are WITCHES!... erm I mean WEARWOLFS. I dawnno why yer goin around THINKING we heer have a CAWP, when all we REALLY need ahre dem gorshdarn wit-WEERWOLFS to leave us AH LOW NE.

[choof]

bad post

[Arntonach]

You make it sounds like anyone who's afraid of everyone jumping on their dick for being the bad guy is the bad guy, which could just be easily used by a wolf to force suspicion by going "first!" or some other bullshit, but then a wolf could avoid doing that to draw attention, ecetra ecetra.

I've only been up for a hour and already my autism's flaring up. :l

[Charu]

Originally Posted by Arntonach

Oh, my day 0 cop read is Celirra.

Hey fam, I got a red check.

It's on Celirra

UH OHN!!!?!?!?

[Celirra]

Originally Posted by choof

[Hook 1]
Get so fuckin' dark in here
Come come fuck apart in here
I die in the process
You die in the process
Kettle drum roll hard shit
Fuck I said fucker don't start shit

[Refrain]
Come come fuck apart in here, I
Come come fuck apart in here, I

[Verse 1]
I hover above you
Life pulled out your mouth
I become you
Opening of the mouth
Unlawful possession
Jellyfish in cold sweat deep end
Hollow shell twitch disconnection
Pupils swell
My entrance
Hijacked no questions asked
Stretch you on like latex mask
My sigils your epitaph

[Refrain]
Come come fuck apart in here, I
Come come fuck apart in here, I
Die

[Bridge]
I'm not you, I'm not you, I'm not you

[Verse 2]
Fear
You wear it well
Mademoiselle
Here's to your destiny
Hysterics scream help
Don't worry, in a few you'll all be somewhere else
Prepare yourselves
Freelance motherfucker

[Hook 2]
Get so fuckin dark in here
Come come fuck apart in here
I die in the process
You die in the process
Kettle drum roll hard shit
Fuck I said fucker don't start shit
Emerald tablet apartment toxic
Come come fuck apart in here, I

[Refrain]
Come come fuck apart in here, I

That's 209 words, or 203 words if you take out those [] words. I'm gonna have to penalize you for a few words that don't reflect analysis though, so I'm gonna come out and say you still owe me 184 more words.

[Arntonach]

Originally Posted by Charu

Hey fam, I got a red check.

It's on Celirra

UH OHN!!!?!?!?

the fuck is an ohn?

[Celirra]

charu you seem to always think I'm a wolf

I think that's rude

I also think day 0 reads are inherently a crapshoot anyways and I'm gonna wait until like 10pm before any theorizing