The ultimate (sensual?) rhythm game

[TrixiePuff]

Originally Posted by ShadoWolfe

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ohbby.
Arch's gonna have his hands *full* with you, huh?

I mean, that sentence has more than one meaning too :P

Originally Posted by ShadoWolfe

lmao I bet that's not the only thing you're swapping

I guess you'll never know

Originally Posted by ShadoWolfe

I've figured you out, imposter! You're not trying to win at all... You just want luscious booty buns hotdogging your wiener!

High heels would throw off your team's balance, endangering your chances of victory but enhancing your penile stimulation during gameplay. I won't say a word to her, but SHAME ON YOU.

You're talking to a girl that can get stupid wasted and still dance in high heels without falling. Winning will be ez whether I'm wearing them or not. Can't stop won't stop. Winning is life.

[Arch0wl]

Originally Posted by ShadoWolfe

High heels would throw off your team's balance, endangering your chances of victory but enhancing your penile stimulation during gameplay. I won't say a word to her, but SHAME ON YOU

I didn't say high heeled shoes, I said a heel that adds about 2 inches

as a bisexual I'm going to check my fashion privilege and clarify that these are two different things; shoes with heels that are high are not merely high heels

for example, my day-to-day boots have a ~2in heel. my height is 5'11.6" or so, but on my driver's license it says 6' due to rounding. so I am scraping 6'2" because this is the arms race women have created.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00E24XSOA/ this is the boot in particular, it's designed for law enforcement and paramedics and other occupations that will end up beating the shit out of the shoe, so it's actually extremely comfortable and easy to move in. frankly, the selling point for me is the zipper because the times I have to put on shoes and go are about the times I least want to bother dealing with 8 rows of laces.

but anyway, the point is I wasn't insinuating she should wear any particular kind of shoe. I actually had in mind a certain kind of athletic shoe.

I'm not even turned on by high heels because I think they're stupid.

I will say though that I have a weak point for mid-calf boots that look like someone would actually walk in them, like the kind lara croft wears.



......ok maybe I am insinuating what kind of shoe she should wear it's just not high heels

[Dinglesberry]

You guys are thinking in the wrong direction, obviously the only shoes that you could wear to play this game at a top level are those stupid toe shoes

Originally Posted by Arch0wl

I actually had in mind a certain kind of athletic shoe.

- Atheletic shoe, check
- Afraid to mention it, just references it, check.

Toe shoes confirmed

[Arch0wl]

by "stupid toe shoe" do you mean vibram five finger because if so the fact that I could know what you meant by this is confirmation enough of the label

[TrixiePuff]

Originally Posted by Arch0wl

......ok maybe I am insinuating what kind of shoe she should wear it's just not high heels

You're not my real dad!

[Arch0wl]

Originally Posted by TrixiePuff

You're not my real dad!

but I can get you to call me that so the outcome is the same

[ShadoWolfe]

Originally Posted by Dinglesberry;4505830[url

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=arch0wl[/url]

Can't redefine the word, sorry :/ I think the original definition would have a solid place in the metagame anyways, though.

Lol that *fits* even better. Thanks for enlightening me.

Originally Posted by TrixiePuff

I mean, that sentence has more than one meaning too [emoji14]

Yes. Yes it does

Originally Posted by TrixiePuff

You're talking to a girl that can get stupid wasted and still dance in high heels without falling. Winning will be ez whether I'm wearing them or not. Can't stop won't stop. Winning is life.

I stand corrected. Winning is life.

[TrixiePuff]

Originally Posted by Arch0wl

but I can get you to call me that so the outcome is the same

As long as you're willing to work for it.

[ShadoWolfe]

Originally Posted by TrixiePuff

As long as you're willing to work for it.

Does helping lead your team to a victory in the SexMania world tour count as working?
'Cause he totes has that covered.

[TrixiePuff]

Originally Posted by ShadoWolfe

Does helping lead your team to a victory in the SexMania world tour count as working?
'Cause he totes has that covered.

Victory is the ONLY way. Sorry if we're not winning you do not possess the right to be called daddy.

[devonin]

Guys, we're getting pretty far over the content rules for this forum. Believe it or not there -are- still minors and kids who play and post here.

[TrixiePuff]

Originally Posted by devonin

Guys, we're getting pretty far over the content rules for this forum. Believe it or not there -are- still minors and kids who play and post here.

M'bad, Dev. I'll keep it PG.