TWG CLX If Emblem was a bad employee Signups Thread

[MixMasterLar]

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Hear me! Brave posting men of Werewolf!
Much have you lost in real life time.

Hear me! Beloved friends of the forums!
You too, have given all for our fair cause.

Hear me! My trusted company of old!
You men of shitposting did see me to this day

I stand before you made of snark and wit,
alive because you risked your lives for me.
A word cannot express my thanks in kind...

We march today into a weird mystery game;
Our enemy lies on wait b'hind yonder screen.

If on the 'morrow, scum lives no more,
my fondest dream is to among you brag
and give each my heartfelt memes anew

Let not this dream dissolve into despair!
We will defeat the dreaded king of Scum!
We will reclaim this win/lost ratio we hold so dear!

Lend me your Longpost!
Lend me your weary tinfoils!
Today we make up reasons to lynch Haku.

One player can make a mark upon that thread.
One player can move it into the Legendary subforum
Be that one player! Post Well! Post Brave!

Post mostly truth.


And goddamn it, I am In it to win it.