REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz

dontcareaboutmyid · 08-25-2005, 12:41 AM

The "Am I Still A N00b" Quiz v2

Have you had a topic you've started locked because it turned into a flame war?

Yes = 2 No = 0

Have you had a topic you've started locked because of postwhoring?

Yes = 2 No = 0

Have you ever had a secret link game within your signature?

Yes = 1 no = 0

If you answered yes to the above question, have you ever put your secret link within a new or used post in clear, visible site, IE www.outwar.com/thisisasecretliink.html

Yes = 2 no = 1 I answered no to #3 = 0

If you answered yes to #3, have you ever hidden your secret link within a set of words such as, check this awesome site out!!!

Yes = 2 no = 1 I answered no to #3 = 0

Do you know who Jewpin is?
edit:
Yes = 0 no = 2.3

Do you know who Arch is?

Yes = 0 no = 1

Do you know who Synth is?

Yes = 0 no = 10

Do you know who 87x is?

Yes = 0 no = 4

Do you know who Scorpio is?

Yes = 0 no = 1

Do you know who I am?

yes = -1 no = 0

do you know who SGX is?

yes = 0 no = 3

Have you been kicked out of the chat, on more than one occation, and not for "the shits and giggles of being kicked"

yes = 3 no = 0

Do you know the terms "R1" and "R2"?

yes = 0 no = 2

Have you asked for credits within the n00b thread

yes = 1 no = 0

Have you asked for credits outside the n00b thread

yes = 10 no = 0

Have you flamed within the noob thread

yes = 25 no = 0 (bitchslap from beyond)

Have you read at least 3 announcements

yes = 0 no = 3

Have you been suspended from either the forums/chat/FFR game

yes = 10 no = 0

Have you requested someone to 'flash' within the ffr chat (sarcasim not counting)

yes = 5 no = 0

Have you ever typed up something along the lines of " ROFLWTFBBQKTHXBAI HAXXORS MY SAXXORS LMAO |\|00|3" in a sarcastic context

yes = 1 no = 0

same question, non sarcastic context

yes = 15 no = 0

Do you know the muffin joke?

yes = -5 no = 0

EDIT:
Have you ever made an X-year anniversary post? (x being any number) (moogy gets -4 because he's cool like that with his)

yes = 1 no = 0

Have you evee made an anniversary post under the first year you've been here?

yes = 10 no = 0

/EDIT

Have you ever pm'ed a mod/admin to be a mod outside of application times (we are currently in ffr game chat application times)?

yes = 3 no = 0

Have you ever been banned from entering the garbage bin?

yes = insert ginormous insanly inpossible to calculate number x pi x a googleplex +1 here--> no=0

For each time you've been called a n00b more than once within the same thread, add a point for each instance of being called a n00b past the first, all variations of n00b included (ie nUb n00bie, nib ect. ect.)

For each time you've been given props more than once within the same thread, subtract a point for each instance past the first

For each instance you have flamed someone for a minor mispelling, add one point for each instance past the first, 2 points for each instance past the 10th, and 500 points for each instance past the 15th

Now tally your score

If you actually bothered to do this quiz, even if it was only a question or two, you are a n00b

Have a great day :P

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here is the original link, I found it while finding a previous thread for a post. Thought it might be fun to update. If its considered spam, it'll get locked and I'll be over it in .763 seconds :P

Hoping your days of n00b-hood are over soon,
Dontcareaboutmyid

**Snapps** · 08-25-2005, 12:53 AM

I don't want to take the test, so I'll just go with yes or no.

Have you had a topic you've started locked because it turned into a flame war?

Yes = 2 No = 0

Have you had a topic you've started locked because of postwhoring?

Yes = 2 No = 0

Have you ever had a secret link game within your signature?

Yes = 1 no = 0

If you answered yes to the above question, have you ever put your secret link within a new or used post in clear, visible site, IE www.outwar.com/thisisasecretliink.html

Yes = 2 no = 1 I answered no to #3 = 0

If you answered yes to #3, have you ever hidden your secret link within a set of words such as, check this awesome site out!!!

Yes = 2 no = 1 I answered no to #3 = 0

Do you know who Jewpin is?

Yes = 0 no = 2

Do you know who Arch is?

Yes = 0 no = 1

Do you know who Synth is?

Yes = 0 no = 10

Do you know who 87x is?

Yes = 0 no = 4

Do you know who Scorpio is?

Yes = 0 no = 1

Do you know who I am?

yes = -1 no = 0

do you know who SGX is?

yes = 0 no = 3

Have you been kicked out of the chat, on more than one occation, and not for "the shits and giggles of being kicked"

yes = 3 no = 0

Do you know the terms "R1" and "R2"?

yes = 0 no = 2

Have you asked for credits within the n00b thread

yes = 1 no = 0

Have you asked for credits outside the n00b thread

yes = 10 no = 0

Have you flamed within the noob thread

yes = 25 no = 0 (bitchslap from beyond)

Have you read at least 3 announcements

yes = 0 no = 3

Have you been suspended from either the forums/chat/FFR game

yes = 10 no = 0

Have you requested someone to 'flash' within the ffr chat (sarcasim not counting)

yes = 5 no = 0

Have you ever typed up something along the lines of " ROFLWTFBBQKTHXBAI HAXXORS MY SAXXORS LMAO |\|00|3" in a sarcastic context

yes = 1 no = 0

same question, non sarcastic context

yes = 15 no = 0

Do you know the muffin joke?

yes = -5 no = 0

Have you ever pm'ed a mod/admin to be a mod outside of application times (we are currently in ffr game chat application times)?

yes = 3 no = 0

Have you ever been banned from entering the garbage bin?

yes = insert ginormous insanly inpossible to calculate number x pi x a googleplex +1 here--> no=0

You can never be unnoob by these questions because they state things you can never get out of. What I mean is that have you been kicked from a chat, yes or no. Well if you have, you always have, you can't change that.

dontcareaboutmyid · 08-25-2005, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dontcareaboutmyid

Now tally your score

If you actually bothered to do this quiz, even if it was only a question or two, you are a n00b

Have a great day

this isn't and never was meant to be taken seriously snapps. Its supposed to put a sliver of smile on your face

eVILPeeR · 08-25-2005, 01:17 AM

From the questions asked, my score is "zero". Regarding the thing about instances of being called a n00b and props thing, no idea. I've been here for two years. I know it's above zero, though (the final score).

**Chromer** · 08-25-2005, 01:27 AM

Same as well for me. I received a zero because I've been here long enough to know what it means o be a n00b and what I have to do to become actually cool.

**Tasselfoot** · 08-25-2005, 01:29 AM

I think I was at zero (one 1 and one -1)... but also the factor in the -1 for each time I get props... so, I'm guessing my score is REALLY low.

**Cenright** · 08-25-2005, 01:33 AM

Wow. I'm able to dump up to 22 points on some people....

The biggest slight against me is 3 points. (Cause I asked to become a mod.)

If you count my ENTIRE membership and career at FFR, my score is 6.
If you count the last year and 6 months, my score is 1.

I would say that a lifetime score of 6 isn't too bad.

Quote:

For each instance you have flamed someone for a minor mispelling, add one point

MrESqueek had better not try to tally his score.

jewpinthethird · 08-25-2005, 02:03 AM

Why am I only worth 2?

**Chromer** · 08-25-2005, 02:21 AM

nforcer06164 · 08-25-2005, 08:19 AM

I have a score that, at most, is 5 or lower, but I'm obviously a n00b regardless. Great.

**FishFishRevolution** · 08-25-2005, 09:48 AM

Sweet, -3.

dontcareaboutmyid · 08-25-2005, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the quiz

Do you know who Jewpin is?
edit:
Yes = 0 no = 2.3

there you go jewpin :P

evilbutterfly · 08-25-2005, 11:27 AM

Some of the questions don't even apply to still being a newb. May be you asked for credits in Chit-Chat a loooong time ago. That doesn't mean you're "still a newb." Your quiz sucks.

Tokzic · 08-25-2005, 11:29 AM

I got -1.

The last line made me smile though.

**zajac** · 08-25-2005, 01:30 PM

Have you ever been banned from entering the garbage bin?

yes = insert ginormous insanly inpossible to calculate number x pi x a googleplex +1 here--> no=0

Well that would make a Deposition a noob... :P

For each instance you have flamed someone for a minor mispelling, add one point

And that would make Squeek a noob as well haha

Tasuke · 08-25-2005, 02:05 PM

2 I am a noob, because i answered more than two questions
Boo-hoo-hoo.

dontcareaboutmyid · 08-25-2005, 10:09 PM

v2.1

jewpins question point value changed!!

Anniversary thread posting questino added.

Minor mispelling tally revised!!

0% grams trans fat 0.o

Brainmaster07 · 08-25-2005, 10:18 PM

-2, what do I win?

And what is this muffin joke =/.

dontcareaboutmyid · 08-25-2005, 10:27 PM

catch me on msn or aim or in the chat, I'll tell you then, its stupidily freaking awsome humor is wronged in post form

08-25-2005, 12:41 AM	#1
dontcareaboutmyid FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Location: Wisconsin, Close to Canada Age: 37 Posts: 2,103	REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz The "Am I Still A N00b" Quiz v2 Have you had a topic you've started locked because it turned into a flame war? Yes = 2 No = 0 Have you had a topic you've started locked because of postwhoring? Yes = 2 No = 0 Have you ever had a secret link game within your signature? Yes = 1 no = 0 If you answered yes to the above question, have you ever put your secret link within a new or used post in clear, visible site, IE www.outwar.com/thisisasecretliink.html Yes = 2 no = 1 I answered no to #3 = 0 If you answered yes to #3, have you ever hidden your secret link within a set of words such as, check this awesome site out!!! Yes = 2 no = 1 I answered no to #3 = 0 Do you know who Jewpin is? edit: Yes = 0 no = 2.3 Do you know who Arch is? Yes = 0 no = 1 Do you know who Synth is? Yes = 0 no = 10 Do you know who 87x is? Yes = 0 no = 4 Do you know who Scorpio is? Yes = 0 no = 1 Do you know who I am? yes = -1 no = 0 do you know who SGX is? yes = 0 no = 3 Have you been kicked out of the chat, on more than one occation, and not for "the shits and giggles of being kicked" yes = 3 no = 0 Do you know the terms "R1" and "R2"? yes = 0 no = 2 Have you asked for credits within the n00b thread yes = 1 no = 0 Have you asked for credits outside the n00b thread yes = 10 no = 0 Have you flamed within the noob thread yes = 25 no = 0 (bitchslap from beyond) Have you read at least 3 announcements yes = 0 no = 3 Have you been suspended from either the forums/chat/FFR game yes = 10 no = 0 Have you requested someone to 'flash' within the ffr chat (sarcasim not counting) yes = 5 no = 0 Have you ever typed up something along the lines of " ROFLWTFBBQKTHXBAI HAXXORS MY SAXXORS LMAO \|\\|00\|3" in a sarcastic context yes = 1 no = 0 same question, non sarcastic context yes = 15 no = 0 Do you know the muffin joke? yes = -5 no = 0 EDIT: Have you ever made an X-year anniversary post? (x being any number) (moogy gets -4 because he's cool like that with his) yes = 1 no = 0 Have you evee made an anniversary post under the first year you've been here? yes = 10 no = 0 /EDIT Have you ever pm'ed a mod/admin to be a mod outside of application times (we are currently in ffr game chat application times)? yes = 3 no = 0 Have you ever been banned from entering the garbage bin? yes = insert ginormous insanly inpossible to calculate number x pi x a googleplex +1 here--> no=0 For each time you've been called a n00b more than once within the same thread, add a point for each instance of being called a n00b past the first, all variations of n00b included (ie nUb n00bie, nib ect. ect.) For each time you've been given props more than once within the same thread, subtract a point for each instance past the first For each instance you have flamed someone for a minor mispelling, add one point for each instance past the first, 2 points for each instance past the 10th, and 500 points for each instance past the 15th Now tally your score If you actually bothered to do this quiz, even if it was only a question or two, you are a n00b Have a great day :P ---------------- here is the original link, I found it while finding a previous thread for a post. Thought it might be fun to update. If its considered spam, it'll get locked and I'll be over it in .763 seconds :P Hoping your days of n00b-hood are over soon, Dontcareaboutmyid __________________ Theory of Quantum Fetish Mechanics

08-25-2005, 12:53 AM	#2
Snapps NO DOUBT GET LOUD Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: California Age: 33 Posts: 5,648	Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz I don't want to take the test, so I'll just go with yes or no. Have you had a topic you've started locked because it turned into a flame war? Yes = 2 No = 0 Have you had a topic you've started locked because of postwhoring? Yes = 2 No = 0 Have you ever had a secret link game within your signature? Yes = 1 no = 0 If you answered yes to the above question, have you ever put your secret link within a new or used post in clear, visible site, IE www.outwar.com/thisisasecretliink.html Yes = 2 no = 1 I answered no to #3 = 0 If you answered yes to #3, have you ever hidden your secret link within a set of words such as, check this awesome site out!!! Yes = 2 no = 1 I answered no to #3 = 0 Do you know who Jewpin is? Yes = 0 no = 2 Do you know who Arch is? Yes = 0 no = 1 Do you know who Synth is? Yes = 0 no = 10 Do you know who 87x is? Yes = 0 no = 4 Do you know who Scorpio is? Yes = 0 no = 1 Do you know who I am? yes = -1 no = 0 do you know who SGX is? yes = 0 no = 3 Have you been kicked out of the chat, on more than one occation, and not for "the shits and giggles of being kicked" yes = 3 no = 0 Do you know the terms "R1" and "R2"? yes = 0 no = 2 Have you asked for credits within the n00b thread yes = 1 no = 0 Have you asked for credits outside the n00b thread yes = 10 no = 0 Have you flamed within the noob thread yes = 25 no = 0 (bitchslap from beyond) Have you read at least 3 announcements yes = 0 no = 3 Have you been suspended from either the forums/chat/FFR game yes = 10 no = 0 Have you requested someone to 'flash' within the ffr chat (sarcasim not counting) yes = 5 no = 0 Have you ever typed up something along the lines of " ROFLWTFBBQKTHXBAI HAXXORS MY SAXXORS LMAO \|\\|00\|3" in a sarcastic context yes = 1 no = 0 same question, non sarcastic context yes = 15 no = 0 Do you know the muffin joke? yes = -5 no = 0 Have you ever pm'ed a mod/admin to be a mod outside of application times (we are currently in ffr game chat application times)? yes = 3 no = 0 Have you ever been banned from entering the garbage bin? yes = insert ginormous insanly inpossible to calculate number x pi x a googleplex +1 here--> no=0 You can never be unnoob by these questions because they state things you can never get out of. What I mean is that have you been kicked from a chat, yes or no. Well if you have, you always have, you can't change that.

08-25-2005, 01:17 AM	#4
eVILPeeR FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Edmonton, AB, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 2,284	RE: Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz From the questions asked, my score is "zero". Regarding the thing about instances of being called a n00b and props thing, no idea. I've been here for two years. I know it's above zero, though (the final score). __________________

08-25-2005, 01:27 AM	#5
Chromer Hookers and Blow Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: You heard the robot. No fun. Age: 34 Posts: 4,981	RE: Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz Same as well for me. I received a zero because I've been here long enough to know what it means o be a n00b and what I have to do to become actually cool. __________________

08-25-2005, 01:29 AM	#6
Tasselfoot Retired BOSS Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Widget Heaven Age: 40 Posts: 25,184	RE: Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz I think I was at zero (one 1 and one -1)... but also the factor in the -1 for each time I get props... so, I'm guessing my score is REALLY low. __________________ RIP

08-25-2005, 02:03 AM	#8
jewpinthethird (The Fat's Sabobah) Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Palm Springs, California Posts: 11,711	RE: Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz Why am I only worth 2?

08-25-2005, 02:21 AM	#9
Chromer Hookers and Blow Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: You heard the robot. No fun. Age: 34 Posts: 4,981	RE: Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz LOL. __________________

08-25-2005, 09:48 AM	#11
FishFishRevolution GotR Creator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Vi sitter här i venten Current Band: The National Age: 36 Posts: 7,251	RE: Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz Sweet, -3. __________________

08-25-2005, 11:27 AM	#13
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 37 Posts: 5,784	RE: Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz Some of the questions don't even apply to still being a newb. May be you asked for credits in Chit-Chat a loooong time ago. That doesn't mean you're "still a newb." Your quiz sucks. __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

08-25-2005, 11:29 AM	#14
Tokzic FFR Player Join Date: May 2005 Location: TGB Age: 34 Posts: 6,878	RE: Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz I got -1. The last line made me smile though. __________________ ~very popular guitar streamer~ Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

08-25-2005, 02:05 PM	#16
Tasuke FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: where ever you aren't Age: 33 Posts: 1,671	RE: Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz 2 I am a noob, because i answered more than two questions Boo-hoo-hoo. __________________

08-25-2005, 10:09 PM	#17
dontcareaboutmyid FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Location: Wisconsin, Close to Canada Age: 37 Posts: 2,103	v2.1 jewpins question point value changed!! Anniversary thread posting questino added. Minor mispelling tally revised!! 0% grams trans fat 0.o __________________ Theory of Quantum Fetish Mechanics

08-25-2005, 10:18 PM	#18
Brainmaster07 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: My house Posts: 2,891	-2, what do I win? And what is this muffin joke =/. __________________

08-25-2005, 10:27 PM	#19
dontcareaboutmyid FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Location: Wisconsin, Close to Canada Age: 37 Posts: 2,103	catch me on msn or aim or in the chat, I'll tell you then, its stupidily freaking awsome humor is wronged in post form __________________ Theory of Quantum Fetish Mechanics

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