TWG CXLI - SlopeFiring at the Olympics (Game Thread)

[lurker]

you talk about me being inactive tho

[_Zenith_]

Originally Posted by lurker

you talk about me being inactive tho

besides you, benguin is the only one who has ISP'd d0 so far, so yeah, we are talking about you being inactive because you're just reading and lurking.

AA was pushing the boundaries until he posted his reads list, and James May is borderline getting pretty inactive/not here/not active/where the fuck did he go.

You though, haven't done anything progressive towards the game, and that in itself is not a town quality.

[XelNya]

Originally Posted by _Zenith_

James May is borderline getting pretty inactive/not here/not active/where the fuck did he go.

This is actually really normal for lames btw

[_Zenith_]

Originally Posted by XelNya

This is actually really normal for lames btw

Noted

[XelNya]

Originally Posted by _Zenith_

Noted

Doesn't make it a good excuse tho

[_Zenith_]

Nah but still that's like saying here that benguin isn't town strictly looking at his activity this game so far

[lurker]

when i read posts on twg i only see words i do not see intents motives ideas pings or narratives
when i read posts on twg i mostly see one or two of the following in every single post: snarkiness, narcissism, childishness
when i read posts on twg i am unable to connect them in an organized matter
when i read posts on twg i imagine myself studying instead
when i read posts on twg i imagine myself playing stepmania instead
when i read posts on twg i imagine myself programming instead
when i read posts on twg i imagine myself judging for ffr instead
when i read posts on twg i imagine myself writing music instead
when i read posts on twg i imagine myself playing epicmafia instead
when i read posts on twg i imagine myself writing porn instead
when i read posts on twg i get the idea that i should be personally offended by any post that has my name in it
when i read posts on twg i apply floccinaucinihilipilification to everyone who has written at least 4 posts
when i read posts on twg i am only looking at a screen the words are not there
something about me makes me very disinclined to analyze texts
something about this website makes it seem very silly to apply any sort of analysis to text on this page
something about this website makes me wonder if all of the time i've spent on it has led to anything worthwhile
choof's reuben vote is still garbage
i still doubt that a night 0 happened
choof might have some fucking idea how tedious it is to make music entirely from scratch in audacity
choof might have felt how painful it is to work on something for 6 hours straight, leave it alone for 5 minutes, go back to it, listen to the first 2 seconds, and immediately want to die
j-rodd is kind of a jerk
i barely enjoy holding conversation with anyone over any medium
i can barely hold a conversation without losing my train of thought
it has taken me over an hour to decide what kind of rice i want with a meal
twg is for pussies
rzr is too scrubby for anyone to pay any attention too
rzr is probably secretly from burundi
sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
i tried cutting my arm open with a knife today. it wasn't sharp
i don't think this is going exactly where i wanted it to go
i am legitimately trying to be helpful right now
i do not trust a single thing yoshl has said about this setup so any logic which relies on something yoshl has said is inherently worthless to me
j-rodd pinging me is entirely him being an asshole, it should not hold any weight with other civilizations
the last time i attempted to apply logic to a game as town it was a complete unmitigated disaster
the last time i attempted to apply logic to a game as town zenith tried to get me to rip my still beating heart out of my chest
the room is spinning
nobody should ever trust xel
focusing on zenith is commendable since he has never not posted like a fucking raging lunatic
this is actually the worst post in this thread
massclaim is fucking laughable i'm fucking ssj11 cop i get eleven cop reads per phase
i got three identical unopenable PMs today so i assume they're death threats
i have been awake for 20 hours as of the start of my writing (2 am)
if you read this i'm already dead

[lurker]

Originally Posted by AragakiAyase

minimal posting because school let's go

for some fucking reason i'm not allowed to use this excuse

[lurker]

jrodd's interactions are straight up fucked, there's nothing honest about it he's just forcing fucking everything he would assume by default

[lurker]

i would say more if james may was watching this thread, i feel like with zenith around all that's gonna happen is shit's gonna get taken out of context and someone will force a fucking game pause so i have to make up more bullshit to convince random fucks that their bullshit forum game antics actually helped someone

[lurker]

Originally Posted by Riotpolice

O.O


Look deep into my cute eyes and tell me yes. You really don't have much of a choice. The gaze of my eyes tells you I am a villager, and it's safe to mason with me.

oh my fucking god shut the fuck up

[lurker]

Originally Posted by _Zenith_

wow this is gonna be a massclaim?

hey guys i found the first actual fucking mention of massclaim and guess what it's someone talking shit hoooooooooo booooooooooy

[lurker]

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[XelNya]

Originally Posted by lurker

nobody should ever trust xel

focusing on zenith is commendable since he has never not posted like a fucking raging lunatic

... I can't say I disagree

[_Zenith_]

Originally Posted by lurker

hey guys i found the first actual fucking mention of massclaim and guess what it's someone talking shit hoooooooooo booooooooooy

Originally Posted by Riotpolice

Hell yeah, ill mason with someone! Im clean, so lets do this!

Originally Posted by DaBackpack

I'm a town-aligned PR, wanna mason up?

Originally Posted by AragakiAyase

ok let's do it, I'm a town-aligned PR as well with a REALLY cool power

Originally Posted by AragakiAyase

hypnotist or something confirmed? sounds like a wolfy power regardless also dbp what's gonna be our callsign, we have to encode it secretly somehow

These are the first mentions of massclaiming (whether or not they are joking or not this is still mentioning massclaiming); not mine.

Talk shit when you spew shit is 100% reputable.

[_Zenith_]

here is where lurker probably gets modkilled again for the same exact reason as last time

[lurker]

Originally Posted by _Zenith_

Okay really lurker came into thread, read for about 10 minutes, and then left again.

Fuck that dude.

Lurker

yeah dude holy fuck 10 minutes like that's literally how long it took to build rome clearly i should've been able to come up with something even if i did just open it in a tab not look at it realize i wasn't going back to it and close it again

[lurker]

Originally Posted by _Zenith_

here is where lurker probably gets modkilled again for the same exact reason as last time

g e t m a d b o y s

[_Zenith_]

wait why am I talking to you

you still think that night 0 was an actual thing

lmfao.

[lurker]

Originally Posted by _Zenith_

you still think that night 0 was an actual thing

oh hey it's literally the exact opposite of what i said
do you think we should kill choof then