TWG CXXIV: Super Smash Brothers

[TWG Pit]

Originally Posted by TWG Zelda

That is actually some sketchy shit pit, live and learn.

what

[TWG Zelda]

Originally Posted by TWG Pit

what

Villager is calling me red because I'm speaking my mind, despite what's going on in the thread.

[TWG Mega Man]

Mega Reads

Town
Bowser - Confirmed human. Lock clear.
Charizard - Sharp points, solid reasoning, and shares a lot of my reads. His posts are content-rich and usually helpful to town. That said, if this goes late and he hasn't been wolfed, lynch him, because I feel like he's good enough to be a wolf and too good for the wolves to ignore.
Peach - Claimed a verifiable role before verifying. This is a misplay whether she's town or wolf, but it makes way less sense as a wolf. The Gunsmith only needs one gun to prove the claim. Conversely, a wolf fakeclaiming Gunsmith would only need one night of not being roleblocked for the illusion to shatter. It's too risky for a red. But a human getting excited and prematurely claiming? I'll buy that.
Villager - Saw Bowser as wolfy D1. D2, had his vote on Bowser until he fakeclaimed, then decided Fox was the next best choice. Not as active as I'd like but he's sure making all the right votes.
Kirby - Our Cop! Either telling the truth, or not a very nice wolf partner.
Rosalina - Was a tricky read for me initially, but redeemed herself hard during her wicked play during D3. Pushed hard enough early enough on Fox that I can't accept bussing as a possibility.

Probably Town
Little Mac - Defended me when he had the option of axing me. More inclined to believe green than red but not enough to make a solid call.
Link - An early arrival to the Fox wagon earns him some town points, even if he hasn't contributed much to the flow of the game.
Marth - Nearly the exact same read as Link. Hasn't done anything much in the way of scumhunting but hasn't really offended me, so probably human.
Sonic - Inactive, useless, but the flavour of inactive that makes more sense as a human to me. Other wolves/wolf reads like to vote him or use him as an example of weight that should be cut, which pushes him further up the green spectrum for me.

Wolf
Ike - Bowser's most staunch defender, but only after distancing himself D1. Guilty of faulty reasoning and fear-mongering in the name of keeping his reptilian comrade breathing. Has the most posts in the thread, and even pointed it out himself at one point. Every time I'd make a post that hit close to home, he liked to pad the thread with a bunch of irrelevant junk posts to control the discussion. A lot of emotionally charged posts at times when things are going bad for wolves. Likes to use "we" on his opinion to make it sound like that's what everyone is doing. Believe me I could go on, and if I survive tonight, I will.
Yoshi - Extremely flimsy reasoning and choosing to duck out of all the discussions that matter incline me to think more that he's a red trying to drift past the nets than a clueless human. His interactions with Bowser show a hesitance to show association but subtle nudges at keeping him from giving up.

One of these is a Wolf
Pit - Has flip-flopped on Bowser so many times that it looks to me like he's torn between hope to keep him alive and wanting to drop him so that he looks good after the flip. Like Ike, I have a lot more to say on this guy, but I've run out of time writing this thing, so expect a more in-depth analysis later.
Zelda - Very eager to cram her strong bad opinions down everyone's throat, but never backs them up. Literally. I'm serious! Go look through her post history - she has not provided the reasons for her thinking a single time. The closest she's come is to Dedede, who after asking Zelda "why Villager?", she responds, "I don't like anything he's done." The fuck is that? Further, she gets emotional every time something bad to wolves is happening.

Originally Posted by TWG Zelda

Seems to be quite a bit on Bowser still dumb dumb dumb, we are still more in numbers!

This post from the D2 lynch feels like she's telling the other wolves to get the hell off Bowser, too. But would a wolf really zero in so hard on a guy who caught her partner?

Null
Pikachu - Pika pi? The fact that I know Pikachu's player makes me wonder why he's posting so little. I agree with reads of potential godfather, but like some other players, there really isn't enough to judge. Knowing who they are, I'd give them some time, I'm confident they'll join the game soon.
King Dedede - Can't tell. Makes a few posts here that make me think he's a human, makes a few posts there that make me think he's a wolf, makes a post here and there that make me wonder if he's on drugs. His posts are fun to read though, I'll give him that.

[TWG Villager]

wow mega man GOAT calling you a wolf with similar reasons

quick tell us we're wolf buddies plz

[TWG Zelda]

WHAT IN THE FUCK is that Bowser read human? You've been on his ass so hard core, literally what in the Fuck.

Not backing my shit up? Villager, yeah you definitely right, otherwise I haven't said "just because".

[TWG Mega Man]

Originally Posted by TWG Zelda

WHAT IN THE FUCK is that Bowser read human? You've been on his ass so hard core, literally what in the Fuck.

It's a joke.

[TWG Ike]

Originally Posted by TWG Pit

brb screaming into pillow

please

i must have convinced someone even marginally of my non-100 wolfiness

that's enough for me really

memememe

[TWG Ike]

Originally Posted by TWG Villager

thats right link you got kicked out cant trust you with ike here

gg ike but after seeing what happened near the end of the day i think you got rekt

this is so surface level
I would literally never change my vote from Kirby when its that close.
Also if you think Bowser and I are wolves together while I did hard defend him I led the wagon on him before he claimed to either you think I premeditated something that elaborate and stupid without a dead cop already flipped or you're just dumb.

[TWG Ike]

Originally Posted by TWG Villager

you ike and pikachu

busted as fuck

you might be half right here

[TWG Ike]

Originally Posted by TWG Mega Man

Guess I'm dying tonight, guys! Better me than alternatives.

I'll get out reads before wolves eat my face. Shame, though - I was so looking forward to writing Why Ike Is Absolutely A Wolf, too.

I was really looking forward to picking apart your probably completely stretching post too.

[TWG Villager]

surface level because its probably the truth

your sunfan right

[TWG Mega Man]

Originally Posted by TWG Zelda

Not backing my shit up? Villager, yeah you definitely right, otherwise I haven't said "just because".

You haven't even said "just because" about anything, you just state that whoever is wolfy matter-of-factly like it's apparent to everyone. Over and over.

I'd stand down on this if I were you, Zelda. I have to go get drunk and don't have time to argue right now, but anyone can hit the "Find More Posts by TWG Zelda" button and see how right I am.

[TWG Mega Man]

Meanwhile, if you try to find instances of you making an argument for someone being a wolf and backing it up with evidence, you won't be able to, because you never fucking do.

[TWG Ike]

Originally Posted by TWG Mega Man

Wolf
Ike - Bowser's most staunch defender, but only after distancing himself D1. Guilty of faulty reasoning and fear-mongering in the name of keeping his reptilian comrade breathing. Has the most posts in the thread, and even pointed it out himself at one point. Every time I'd make a post that hit close to home, he liked to pad the thread with a bunch of irrelevant junk posts to control the discussion. A lot of emotionally charged posts at times when things are going bad for wolves. Likes to use "we" on his opinion to make it sound like that's what everyone is doing. Believe me I could go on, and if I survive tonight, I will.

Bring it. I hope you live through the night. The only reason I get so annoyed with you is that you call my posts "irrelevant junk." I've been clearly promoting activity and responding to posts with my opinions. Sure, I have a useless post here and there. So do you. So does everyone. To call what I've been doing basically a waste of time pisses me off.

[TWG Ike]

Originally Posted by TWG Villager

surface level because its probably the truth

your sunfan right

I don't know if I'm allowed to actually claim being a person.
and yes everyone knows I do surface level things all the time as a wolf you just hit a fucking grand slam dude *facepalm*

[TWG Villager]

i grandslam all my wolves ty

[TWG Ike]

w/e this shit is p dumb if you think I'm a wolf.

I'm actually kinda legit upset at reading some of these posts so I'm gonna not post for a sec.

[TWG Pit]

Originally Posted by TWG Ike

memememe

yay

[TWG Mega Man]

Greetings from phone, Bros.! I'm Mega Drunk!!

[TWG Pit]

hi