Farting - Page 2

**adlp** · 01-7-2013, 12:10 AM

right when i clicked on this thread again my roommate farted

magic

**UserNameGoesHere** · 01-7-2013, 12:51 AM

I farted while reading this thread. Top that.

blackpants · 01-7-2013, 01:28 AM

I smell like shit 247. U cant top that.

Edit: Pants are black for a reason!

Edit 2: Was watching django at the movie theater today and the guy in front of me had the nerve to let one slip! Needless to say I kicked his chair and let him know wassup. Stenching will be punished.

Choofers · 01-7-2013, 02:38 AM

clocked out of work today
was helping this new girl change the posted schedules
let out a little "blat"
first thing that I said was "must be a barge coming through"

**MarioNintendo** · 01-7-2013, 06:42 AM

This did not happen to me, but I'll always remember it.

In primary school, we had physical education (if that's the proper way to say it). Our teacher was super cool, but one day we were way too talkative in the gym and said he would sit away from us and wait for us to calm down before he came back. We all felt super bad, and nobody said nothing, until this fatass called Jesse Marchand unleashed a huge fart that resonated in the whole gym. Rofl.

**Xayphon** · 01-7-2013, 07:55 AM

I once farted during a soccer game in sports class when I jumped towards a ball coming from high up (I was the keeper)

**Ohaider** · 01-7-2013, 01:35 PM

Tasty

**.Gazelle.** · 01-7-2013, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A2P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPkuF3iFAcc&t=1m34s

lmfao

**xVaLoRx** · 01-7-2013, 08:01 PM

I go to an all boy high school. Whenever someone farts, nobody points fingers, we just laugh. good times

kinda sucks there are no girls though

**Ghakimx** · 01-7-2013, 08:34 PM

Once, during one of my primary school exams, I had taken milk and some pills in the morning. I wanted to let out a silent fart but then I farted really loudly and then everyone looked at me. I was like "OH SHIT" but then they couldn't say a word because they would be screwed over and then I was like "AWWW YEAHHHH".

**Arkuski** · 01-10-2013, 12:47 PM

I passed out from one of my farts and woke up 8 hours later

DotKritic · 01-10-2013, 12:59 PM

I had to open my bedroom window because the candy canes gave me gas.

**Ohaider** · 01-10-2013, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkuski

I passed out from one of my farts and woke up 8 hours later

did it smell bad when you woke up

ps post 1000

Litodude · 09-26-2013, 04:06 AM

there's only 29 pages of threads for this year out of nearly 900 total

talk about lacking quality/quantity

progresss

**Fission** · 09-26-2013, 07:01 AM

ffr dedo

Choofers · 09-26-2013, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Litodude

there's only 29 pages of threads for this year out of nearly 900 total

talk about lacking quality/quantity

progresss

very astute observation

you are definitely helping

Litodude · 09-26-2013, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choofers

imma hippocrate

post history

g3rmayne · 09-26-2013, 01:53 PM

Reading this thread pushed my fart about thirty minutes back.

Choofers · 09-26-2013, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Litodude

post history

ditto

**Tim Allen** · 09-26-2013, 07:04 PM

the original was sadly one of the first youtube videos i ever watched when i was 13

01-7-2013, 12:10 AM	#21
adlp FFR Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,757	Re: Farting right when i clicked on this thread again my roommate farted magic __________________

01-7-2013, 01:28 AM	#23
blackpants Banned Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: IL Posts: 7	Re: Farting I smell like shit 247. U cant top that. Edit: Pants are black for a reason! Edit 2: Was watching django at the movie theater today and the guy in front of me had the nerve to let one slip! Needless to say I kicked his chair and let him know wassup. Stenching will be punished. Last edited by blackpants; 01-7-2013 at 01:42 AM..

01-7-2013, 02:38 AM	#24
Choofers FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2008 Age: 33 Posts: 6,205	Re: Farting clocked out of work today was helping this new girl change the posted schedules let out a little "blat" first thing that I said was "must be a barge coming through" __________________

01-7-2013, 07:55 AM	#26
Xayphon sausage Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Germany Posts: 1,630	Re: Farting I once farted during a soccer game in sports class when I jumped towards a ball coming from high up (I was the keeper) Last edited by Xayphon; 01-7-2013 at 07:57 AM..

01-7-2013, 01:35 PM	#27
Ohaider FFR Veteran Join Date: Jun 2012 Age: 28 Posts: 2,893	Re: Farting Tasty

01-7-2013, 08:01 PM	#29
xVaLoRx MYFUCKINGSOUND Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NJ Age: 28 Posts: 1,427	Re: Farting I go to an all boy high school. Whenever someone farts, nobody points fingers, we just laugh. good times kinda sucks there are no girls though __________________

01-7-2013, 08:34 PM	#30
Ghakimx Cutie&Handshaking Sounds Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Xingapore Posts: 1,594	Re: Farting Once, during one of my primary school exams, I had taken milk and some pills in the morning. I wanted to let out a silent fart but then I farted really loudly and then everyone looked at me. I was like "OH SHIT" but then they couldn't say a word because they would be screwed over and then I was like "AWWW YEAHHHH". __________________ I AM ASHAMED OF MY STUPIDITY AND MUST COMMIT SEPPUKU. FORGIVE ME, FFR. Ninjas NEVER die. Now on a 30 kill streak.

01-10-2013, 12:59 PM	#32
DotKritic Forum User Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Houston Age: 19 Posts: 2,965	Re: Farting I had to open my bedroom window because the candy canes gave me gas. __________________ FFR Member Since December 17th, 2004

09-26-2013, 07:01 AM	#35
Fission no Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 33 Posts: 1,850	Re: Farting ffr dedo

09-26-2013, 01:53 PM	#38
g3rmayne FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Mt Shasta, California Age: 32 Posts: 25	Re: Farting Reading this thread pushed my fart about thirty minutes back.

09-26-2013, 07:04 PM	#40
Tim Allen B^) Join Date: Jul 2013 Age: 30 Posts: 1,129	Re: Farting the original was sadly one of the first youtube videos i ever watched when i was 13 __________________

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