WARNING

DotKritic · 08-7-2013, 11:16 PM

WARNING

When reading postings made to this forum by the undersigned, kindly observe the posting time.

If the posting time is indicated as being 12 a.m. or more, there is a strong likelihood that the poster is either:

1. In a different time zone.

or most likely

2. Operating the keyboard under the influence (otherwise known a cruising the forum while intoxicated).

Have a nice day!

**Jonlovesddr** · 08-7-2013, 11:17 PM

**Hakulyte** · 08-7-2013, 11:22 PM

Choofers · 08-7-2013, 11:31 PM

mad matt.... thread?

top · 08-7-2013, 11:38 PM

i don't give a FUCK what people say, sunny D is the shit

**Jonlovesddr** · 08-7-2013, 11:42 PM

n0 man you are forgetting crystal beach loganberry

I like it · 08-7-2013, 11:44 PM

Attractive · 08-7-2013, 11:48 PM

According to recent governmental studies, operating the keyboard under the influence has been deemed a public safety hazard. Steps are being made to build breathalizers and urine tests into all computers. Until then, the NSA is working on the problem on a case by case basis. With computer programs they are combing through the millions of gigabytes of data they receive on a daily basis, specifically looking for drug slang, poorly written paragraphs, and admissions of intoxication. They are cracking down on all who use the computer while intoxicated.

According to new legislation, if you are under the influence of alcohol or illegal narcotics, your right to use the computer has been redacted.

If you have been found guilty of using the computer while intoxicated, you must now pay up to $1000 in fines and complete a comprehensive computer etiquette course along with community service. If you have been intoxicated on the computer in the last three years, you will likely be contacted by the NSA. If you have any concerns contact your local NSA office or simply write an email to yourself addressing your concerns.

trumaestro · 08-7-2013, 11:54 PM

A+++++ warning would be warned again

Trogdor!!!! · 08-8-2013, 12:00 AM

What the fuck is this

**Fission** · 08-8-2013, 12:10 AM

**.Layne.** · 08-8-2013, 12:22 AM

rop

rip

**AlexDest** · 08-8-2013, 12:38 AM

xMUSICxMASTERx · 08-8-2013, 12:42 AM

wat if time doesn't rly exist

Choofers · 08-8-2013, 12:43 AM

sometimes i don't feel like i'm in 3d

**igotrhythm** · 08-8-2013, 12:44 AM

sticky fishing?

Arntonach · 08-8-2013, 01:05 AM

DotKritic maks a thread with the title in all-caps and the quality in unsurprising.

Izzy · 08-8-2013, 01:40 AM

I concur with this notion.

**dragonmegaXX** · 08-8-2013, 07:50 AM

What are the consequences if I ignore your WARNING

**alloyus** · 08-8-2013, 08:29 AM

Can 1 and 2 both apply

08-7-2013, 11:16 PM	#1
DotKritic Forum User Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Houston Age: 21 Posts: 2,974	WARNING WARNING When reading postings made to this forum by the undersigned, kindly observe the posting time. If the posting time is indicated as being 12 a.m. or more, there is a strong likelihood that the poster is either: 1. In a different time zone. or most likely 2. Operating the keyboard under the influence (otherwise known a cruising the forum while intoxicated). Have a nice day! __________________ FFR Member Since December 17th, 2004 Save 50% on Codecademy Plus, Pro, or Pro Student

08-7-2013, 11:17 PM	#2
Jonlovesddr h Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,631	Re: WARNING what __________________

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Choofers FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2008 Age: 35 Posts: 6,205	Re: WARNING mad matt.... thread? __________________

08-7-2013, 11:38 PM	#5
top Banned Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,907	Re: WARNING i don't give a FUCK what people say, sunny D is the shit

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Jonlovesddr h Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,631	Re: WARNING n0 man you are forgetting crystal beach loganberry __________________

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I like it Housekeeper Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 2,122	Re: WARNING

08-7-2013, 11:48 PM	#8
Attractive Banned Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 133	Re: WARNING According to recent governmental studies, operating the keyboard under the influence has been deemed a public safety hazard. Steps are being made to build breathalizers and urine tests into all computers. Until then, the NSA is working on the problem on a case by case basis. With computer programs they are combing through the millions of gigabytes of data they receive on a daily basis, specifically looking for drug slang, poorly written paragraphs, and admissions of intoxication. They are cracking down on all who use the computer while intoxicated. According to new legislation, if you are under the influence of alcohol or illegal narcotics, your right to use the computer has been redacted. If you have been found guilty of using the computer while intoxicated, you must now pay up to $1000 in fines and complete a comprehensive computer etiquette course along with community service. If you have been intoxicated on the computer in the last three years, you will likely be contacted by the NSA. If you have any concerns contact your local NSA office or simply write an email to yourself addressing your concerns.

08-7-2013, 11:54 PM	#9
trumaestro I don't get no respect Join Date: Jun 2006 Age: 34 Posts: 1,332	Re: WARNING A+++++ warning would be warned again

08-8-2013, 12:00 AM	#10
Trogdor!!!! Forum User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,664	Re: WARNING What the fuck is this __________________ Violets Forever

08-8-2013, 12:10 AM	#11
Fission no Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 34 Posts: 1,850	Re: WARNING no

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.Layne. ~~ Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 711	Re: WARNING rop rip __________________

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AlexDest good hot Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: North Carolina Age: 31 Posts: 5,309	Re: WARNING okay __________________

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xMUSICxMASTERx FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Canada Age: 31 Posts: 270	Re: WARNING wat if time doesn't rly exist

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Choofers FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2008 Age: 35 Posts: 6,205	Re: WARNING sometimes i don't feel like i'm in 3d __________________

08-8-2013, 01:05 AM	#17
Arntonach Owlbears Rock! Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: The coldest place in hell Age: 35 Posts: 2,494	Re: WARNING DotKritic maks a thread with the title in all-caps and the quality in unsurprising. __________________ pack of hard stuffs pack of my stuffs

08-8-2013, 01:40 AM	#18
Izzy Snek Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kansas Age: 35 Posts: 9,195	Re: WARNING I concur with this notion.

08-8-2013, 07:50 AM	#19
dragonmegaXX ITG playing fur Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: USA Posts: 3,661	Re: WARNING What are the consequences if I ignore your WARNING __________________

08-8-2013, 08:29 AM	#20
alloyus ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Massachusetts Age: 33 Posts: 3,269	Re: WARNING Can 1 and 2 both apply __________________ ^FFP_D0pey btw

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