Jokes! - Page 3

Tonberry_Kid · 06-18-2005, 04:59 PM

I apologize.

JurseyRider734 · 06-18-2005, 05:05 PM

Tonberry just admitted to being a flaming homosexual.

Tonberry_Kid · 06-18-2005, 05:21 PM

I just apologized and it would greatly appreciated if you did the same. I had no right to say what I said, and I am deeply sorry for saying it. Please forgive me and accept my apology.

Omeganitros · 06-18-2005, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JurseyRider734

Tonberry just admitted to being a flaming homosexual.

Must you always attack? He admitted defeat, which can be a hard thing to do, and you go and add insult to injury.

**Spazzbite** · 06-18-2005, 06:19 PM

Had to post this.

"This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks.

What happens when you predict snow but don't get any?

There was a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, what happened to those 8 inches you promised me last night?"

Not only did Bob have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were bent over laughing."

Tonberry_Kid · 06-18-2005, 06:27 PM

Roflmao! I started crying. That's freaking funny.

The_Q · 06-18-2005, 06:30 PM

Three blondes were on the side of a road in a canoe paddling away. A blonde in a truck stops by and yells to them "What the hell do you think you're doing?" The blondes in the canoe reply "We're canoeing!" The traveling blonde yells back "Stop giving blondes looks stupid. If I knew how to swim I'd go out there and kick your asses."

Here, I'll start off the bashing of my joke. DAMN, that sucked.

Q

Tonberry_Kid · 06-18-2005, 06:33 PM

I thought that was good. Not bust out crying laughing but a nice smile bringer.

AlbinoLime · 06-18-2005, 11:00 PM

http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
problem solved

**Moogy** · 06-19-2005, 05:47 AM

14!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

JurseyRider734 · 06-19-2005, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omeganitros

Quote:

Originally Posted by JurseyRider734

Tonberry just admitted to being a flaming homosexual.

Must you always attack? He admitted defeat, which can be a hard thing to do, and you go and add insult to injury.

Uh, obviously you didn't pick up the fact that he editted all of his posts to look like he was the victim. All of the other ones were him flaming FishFish.

pntballa18 · 06-19-2005, 05:50 AM

Moogy is funny.

lol

ckj846 · 06-19-2005, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JurseyRider734

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omeganitros

Quote:

Originally Posted by JurseyRider734

Tonberry just admitted to being a flaming homosexual.

Must you always attack? He admitted defeat, which can be a hard thing to do, and you go and add insult to injury.

Uh, obviously you didn't pick up the fact that he editted all of his posts to look like he was the victim. All of the other ones were him flaming FishFish.

At least he edited them... Still, you both should just stop flaming each other... And the jokes are pretty good so far... I don't really have anymore.
O_o

**Spazzbite** · 06-19-2005, 11:00 AM

Moogy wins this thread

What did 24 say to 3?

00011011!

Verruckter · 06-19-2005, 02:07 PM

A pirate comes into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks:
"-Do you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate answers:

"-Yarr, it's driving me nuts!"

K that was lame, and you've probably read it on eBaum's world.

Another one:

A salesman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when he sees a Navajo man hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, he stops the car and the Navajo man climbs in.

During their small talk, the Navajo man glances surreptitiously at a brown bag on the front seat between them.

"If you're wondering what's in the bag," offers the salesman, "it's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife."

The Navajo man is silent for awhile, nods several times and says, "Good trade."

scorpio1690 · 06-19-2005, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Spazzbite

So this one time I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal.

BADUM CH!

ahahahahahahahahahahahah that's freakin rad

Quizkid23 · 06-19-2005, 04:51 PM

So this woman walks into a two story bar, but she doesn't like the looks about some of the people on the first floor, so she goes upstairs to see if there's a better crowd on the second floor. When she gets upstairs, she sees this guy pounding down lots of drinks, one after another. After about 30 seconds, the man slams down his mug, gets up, runs towards the window, jumps out and flys around the building a few times. He comes back in, and starts drinking again. The woman walks over to the guy and asks how he just did that, and he replys, "See this? This is magic beer." The woman, not believing him, asks for proof. The man says, "did you not see me fly out the window?" The woman then walks over to the bartender, and says, "let me have what he's having." The bartender gives her the drink, and she sits down. She chugs the whole mug, gets up, and jumps out the window. She falls breaks every bone in her body, and dies. The bartender just leans over and says, "Superman, you're a dick when you're drunk."

How do you stop a polish tank?
Shoot the men pushing it.

Wow, I can't believe im at such a loss for jokes today... I usually have a lot more sry

Tonberry_Kid · 06-19-2005, 05:07 PM

Rofl to both of those.

ThEclipse · 06-19-2005, 05:09 PM

seven ate nine LMAO ROFL LOL

**Spazzbite** · 06-19-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ThEclipse

seven ate nine LMAO ROFL LOL

That reminds me.

Why is A afraid of S? BECAUSE SDF!!!!

06-19-2005, 05:47 AM	#50
Moogy 嗚呼 Join Date: Aug 2003 Age: 36 Posts: 10,303	14!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL __________________ Plz visit my blog ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

06-19-2005, 05:50 AM	#52
pntballa18 FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hossin Age: 34 Posts: 3,357	Moogy is funny. lol __________________

06-19-2005, 02:07 PM	#55
Verruckter FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Canada, with the cool people! Posts: 2,707	A pirate comes into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks: "-Do you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate answers: "-Yarr, it's driving me nuts!" K that was lame, and you've probably read it on eBaum's world. Another one: A salesman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when he sees a Navajo man hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, he stops the car and the Navajo man climbs in. During their small talk, the Navajo man glances surreptitiously at a brown bag on the front seat between them. "If you're wondering what's in the bag," offers the salesman, "it's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife." The Navajo man is silent for awhile, nods several times and says, "Good trade." __________________ Truth lies in loneliness, When hope is long gone by -Blind Guardian, The Soulforged Image removed for size violation.

06-19-2005, 04:51 PM	#57
Quizkid23 FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: On my computer Age: 35 Posts: 446	So this woman walks into a two story bar, but she doesn't like the looks about some of the people on the first floor, so she goes upstairs to see if there's a better crowd on the second floor. When she gets upstairs, she sees this guy pounding down lots of drinks, one after another. After about 30 seconds, the man slams down his mug, gets up, runs towards the window, jumps out and flys around the building a few times. He comes back in, and starts drinking again. The woman walks over to the guy and asks how he just did that, and he replys, "See this? This is magic beer." The woman, not believing him, asks for proof. The man says, "did you not see me fly out the window?" The woman then walks over to the bartender, and says, "let me have what he's having." The bartender gives her the drink, and she sits down. She chugs the whole mug, gets up, and jumps out the window. She falls breaks every bone in her body, and dies. The bartender just leans over and says, "Superman, you're a dick when you're drunk." How do you stop a polish tank? Shoot the men pushing it. Wow, I can't believe im at such a loss for jokes today... I usually have a lot more sry __________________

06-18-2005, 06:30 PM	#47
The_Q FFR Player Join Date: May 2004 Location: Columbus, OH Age: 36 Posts: 4,391	Three blondes were on the side of a road in a canoe paddling away. A blonde in a truck stops by and yells to them "What the hell do you think you're doing?" The blondes in the canoe reply "We're canoeing!" The traveling blonde yells back "Stop giving blondes looks stupid. If I knew how to swim I'd go out there and kick your asses." Here, I'll start off the bashing of my joke. DAMN, that sucked. Q

06-18-2005, 11:00 PM	#49
AlbinoLime FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 101	http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml problem solved

06-19-2005, 05:09 PM	#59
ThEclipse FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: i did it all for the nookie Posts: 1,641	seven ate nine LMAO ROFL LOL

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