Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION - Page 2

**ssbmchamp** · 07-2-2013, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonlovesddr

one reason could be my room is humid and it just doesn't work correctly

This makes absolutely no sense. If anything, humidity should "help" the situation.

**Jonlovesddr** · 07-2-2013, 07:45 PM

humidity makes it sticky and when it's sticky it doesn't glide

**Charu** · 07-2-2013, 07:47 PM

I'm afraid of this thread.

Erm, I guess... uh... hmm... How could anyone hate any position unless it's uncomfortable as all heck?

**alloyus** · 07-2-2013, 07:48 PM

He just doesn't want to admit that he likes using lubed up sandpaper

**Jonlovesddr** · 07-2-2013, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alloyus

He just doesn't want to admit that he likes using lubed up sandpaper

I have sandpaper on my shelf that I use for sax reeds and i've no joke always wanted to try it just to say that i did but i never will

**ssbmchamp** · 07-2-2013, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonlovesddr

humidity makes it sticky and when it's sticky it doesn't glide

When it's really humid, people tend to sweat more. Sweat could be considered a form of lubrication. Unless you're sweating out glue, what you're saying doesn't make sense.

**Jonlovesddr** · 07-2-2013, 07:55 PM

i just like lube better i guess

Izzy · 07-2-2013, 08:23 PM

Can you people not pleasure yourselves without lube?

Also, hunched over seems inconvenient.

**Jonlovesddr** · 07-2-2013, 08:24 PM

i have done it several times without lube but i like it better okay

**Frank Munoz** · 07-2-2013, 08:30 PM

I think we needa teach some users here how to masturbate; this is ridiculous

**Jonlovesddr** · 07-2-2013, 08:31 PM

i don't know if i should be concerned or excited

**d4u7211** · 07-2-2013, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Munoz

I think we needa teach some users here how to masturbate; this is ridiculous

lmfao this

lube doesn't matter if you do it rite yo

anyway thread relevant: how about through jean shorts. just keep em on yo, dont whip it out

**Jonlovesddr** · 07-2-2013, 08:36 PM

thru boxers is easy
and 96% of my wardrobe is basketball shorts that don't have zippers so that's a no go for me

**rayword45** · 07-2-2013, 08:49 PM

Rosy palms is a bitch to do. It takes forever, I just give up.

trumaestro · 07-2-2013, 08:54 PM

Miss Right doesn't do much for me. Miss Left is far more attractive.

**Frank Munoz** · 07-2-2013, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by trumaestro

Miss Right doesn't do much for me. Miss Left is far more attractive.

I think I've only finished with my left hand once.
she just doesn't understand me like Miss Right

complimentary vid.

**Staiain** · 07-2-2013, 09:07 PM

i came in here to see if i could find some nice ways to do it but when sand paper was mentioned i guess i'll just.... no

Syhto · 07-2-2013, 09:19 PM

um what

ilikexd · 07-2-2013, 09:31 PM

I don't need to masturbate because I have 36 girlfriends.

**Jonlovesddr** · 07-2-2013, 09:37 PM

what if you tried to jack off using a soprano sax mouthpiece
let's be real that would be awful

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Izzy Snek Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kansas Age: 35 Posts: 9,195	Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION Can you people not pleasure yourselves without lube? Also, hunched over seems inconvenient.

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trumaestro I don't get no respect Join Date: Jun 2006 Age: 34 Posts: 1,332	Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION Miss Right doesn't do much for me. Miss Left is far more attractive.

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ilikexd Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,207	Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION I don't need to masturbate because I have 36 girlfriends.

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