Post something everone doesn't know

[PriestREA]

Be prepared to laugh and or cry at this.
I learned to masturbate completely accidentally while watching a discovery channel show about worms or something. I remember imitating a worm on the carpet and then I got a tingly feeling down there. I remember saying - so that's why worms are always happy and continued to do it from the age of 6 (when I first saw that show) to around the age of 12 (grade 6/7). I was pretty isolated from the world by my parents and for that I was also socially awkward. I remember doing the worm in front of a friend because it was funny and I thought he should see. Obviously, my teacher thought I was retarded and yelled at me to sit down and stay still. It was in my sex ed course in Grade 7 (if I remember correctly) - that I finally learned that the fantastic tingling feeling was my little friend down south.

10/10 - vote me for best life lesson of 2013

moral of the story - worms got that shit good until they get stepped on.

EDIT: I still prefer the worm as my method