10-1-2012, 10:35 AM | #1 |
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The Dreams of Xiz
Almost two years ago now, I started to write down all my dreams every day if I could remember them as soon as I woke up to see how weird my dreams were. Turns out the more I tried to remember them, the more detailed they got. So I thought I would share them with you. Because there are so many, I'm gonna start in August. AlexDest, Ryuyasha, and cheztheguy recommended to post these, so here you go. If people enjoy these, I'll keep posting, like once a week or every few days or something. Otherwise I'll just let this thread die haha.
Pro tip, the longer ones usually are the better ones. Enjoy. [2012] August September October November December [2013] January February March April May
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10-1-2012, 10:35 AM | #2 |
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Re: The Dream's of Xiz
This video is a good insight on 'Dreams' in general - and a good lock into analyzing my dreams. Somewhat. Kinda.
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10-1-2012, 10:44 AM | #3 |
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not gonna read all of them in one sitting but I have very much enjoyed the few I have read already.
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10-1-2012, 10:48 AM | #4 |
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Brilliant log, love reading these
Hopefully would motivate more people (incl myself) to write a dream diary too haha |
10-1-2012, 02:57 PM | #5 |
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I really wish I dreamed that much haha.
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10-1-2012, 03:35 PM | #6 |
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Dafuq did I just read o.O
EDIT: Please post more of these.
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10-1-2012, 04:29 PM | #7 |
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certainly a good funny read
but some of these are just ****ing out there |
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oh my god please continue logging these are gold
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10-2-2012, 12:39 PM | #9 |
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October Week 1:
10/1/2012: I was in a Nascar race. There were loopdeeloop's on the track but we were badass and didn't care. Also, my rival was Lightning McQueen from Cars. But he didn't really do anything besides just say quotes from Sonic the hedgehog. I then became a mobster where we sold lobsters for currency. We fished for them with our fists. There was also a very tiny porcupine that I had in my pocket but he was kinda a dick. 10/2/2012: I appeared to be in some sort of haunted house. In order to summon the Horse Ghost (who owned the mansion) I had to play the Pokemon bicycle theme from my radio hand. The batteries ran out of my hand and the horse ghost got pissed because I ruined his grand summoning entrance. He then decided to not invite me to his quesadilla party but I attended anyway. Oh, it also was a masquerade quesadilla party. 10/3/2012: Canada invaded Russia. Canada's mother was insulated by a drunk Russian at a bar. Then there was a pool party filled with cheetos. It went great till a kid drowned in it. We then sent a search party using submarines and scuba-divers but when we got down there we found a briefcase with some lawyers. We stole their briefcase but never opened it. 10/4/2012: I had to decide between what fruit would be the next contestant on 'the price is right' - I ended up pushing down the walls of the gameshow stage with my head. I also stole the motorcycle prize, a monkey and a very tiny hat. 10/5/2012: I had to fight my father with pots and pans, also there was a drug dealer chick who crashed my party. So I ran her over with car inside the house. Everyone loved it so people bought me shots in my own house. I then went to play a real life version of minesweeper, but instead of bombs it exploded people with depression. So people were depressed for the rest of their lives instead of blowing up from bombs. 10/6/2012: #1: It started with Deep Space 9 spinning out of control then splitting into two, and one half exploding killing half of my crew. I had to go fight a war against the republicans, so I had to gather up my troops. Everyone who died on the half of the ship that exploded was stuck in limbo, and could had to wait 10 years to get into heaven or hell. However, because I was in need of troops, they all agreed to come help me fight, knowing that if they died one more time they would no longer have a soul. They made weapons that included weapons such as a spork attached to a toothpick, a pillow dipped in hot sause, and a bar-stool leg that had too many splinters. I was honored they would fight with me, but I got distracted and played Excitebike and didn't fight the war. I then woke up. It's the weekend so I fell back asleep, for dream #2 10/6/2012: #2: I worked at like a costco or big chain supermarket or something. I was hoping to get a discount so i put all the chocolate in the store in my cart. I then found myself in a car chase, where my supermarket turned into a car and I was chasing this black BMW. We ran 5 stop-signs and i threw up every time I ran a stop sign. My car crashed into a rodeo where I spent the rest of the night swing-dancing. I found myself as the entertainment telling a story using two candles, and how they moved into college together and fell in love. (During this time, the MLPs2 finale 'Love in Bloom' intro part of that song was playing. I realized how stupid my story was so I just said "then everybody died, the end" - the one kid in the audience gave me a C. His name was Nesquick.
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October Week 2:
10/7/2012: I was ice skating with a bunch of my friends. Nothing exciting there. I then found myself filming an african tribal dance in slowmotion, because people from Ethiopia were the first in the world to figure out how to live in slow motion. As I was filming this, my film crew consisted of John Stewart from the Daily show, and the mean shrub from adventure time. Also my camera had a compartment to hold jelly beans. Some other stuff happened, then I found myself doing dishes in an asian restaurant. 10/8/2012: It was kind of like the movie 'Holes' where I was looking for buried treasure, but just to make sure the government wouldn't loose me they put house-arrest bracelets on my feet. I found lots of bullets that I threw at people. I then calculated air. But failed. 10/9/2012: It started off as an airplane passenger dream, and how the airplane thought it would be a great idea to fly 10 feet from the ground, nocking over telephone poles and whatnot. I then found myself on an island similar to the dead island game, but before the zombies. I then murdered most of my friends one by one, because their bodies were made of coleslaw. The government didn't really care I was murdering everyone because I distracted them with scrabble. I then decided to open up a twix factory but instead we made sushi. 10/10/2012: Something about two girls wanting me to play DDR with me. But instead I drove my car down a few flights of stairs. 10/11/2012: I had three pet dogs, whose noses were knives. They were wearing red capes. One of the capes on one dog got stuck on a door, and some female dog helped get it off. Then they proceeded to have sex. As they were doing so, they floated away into space. WHY ARE DOGS HAVING SEX IN MY DREAMS? GTFO. Also, I became a mechanic, fixing things like the engineer in TF2 by hitting things with a wrench. So I made a stove and a racecar. 10/12/2012: I was a traffic cone with herpes. I knew because my Doctor, Professor Hippo told me. (He was a hippo) I then got ran over by a wagon. There was a grasshopper who was eating me. 10/13/2012: I caught on fire whenever I ate an apple. I used this to my advantage by defeating the evil toasters of Babylon. Luckly I was about 500 feet bigger then them so it wasn't much of a fight to begin with. Anyway, I became friends with a talking stop-sign who thought I was ugly. I used my friend to get into nightclubs, and wouldn't return his phone-calls.
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10-7-2012, 12:26 PM | #11 |
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Hahaha
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10-7-2012, 02:23 PM | #12 |
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8/7/2012: Sex dream. Not talking about it.
Talk about it.
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10-7-2012, 05:22 PM | #13 |
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Can you lucid dream?
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10-7-2012, 08:14 PM | #14 |
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Think of the most unattractive you have met, and then screw them. But there were props. It was like that.
Sometimes. Very very infrequently. Only 3-5 times a year apparently. And usually when it's a nightmare-ish dream
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10-12-2012, 01:26 AM | #15 |
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I love this. Keep on going!
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10-12-2012, 04:06 PM | #16 |
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lol what kind of pills do you take before going to sleep
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10-13-2012, 01:52 PM | #17 |
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Possible Dreams sub-forum in the near future?
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10-13-2012, 01:57 PM | #18 |
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Haha, no. But it's very interesting nevertheless.
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i about choked on my pizza
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Holy shit lmfao
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