Aaaah fire! ~2012 Remix~

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Originally Posted by rushyrulz

4k to the first person to type out the entire script for Keisha Fabo 1.

Keisha Fabo: Hoe my gawd, Breadquanda is gonna die when she hear dis, I gots to go tell her, lemme get up in dis house, lemme get up in dis house baybehh.
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Keisha Fabo: Hoe ma gad girl, let me tell you, you will not believe what I had just heard, I had just heard, I just got off the phone with Eshewandabufantanquibalefandel*larequandralaquishabonishatish*abufantrellaniquandrea, and SHE has say that she has seen Derrell ****in some other lady!
Deltrese: Hoe ma gawd no way who da **** is he ****in' now?
Keisha: Some bitch named Deltrese.
Deltrese: Who?
Keisha: Tch, some bitch named Deltrese.
Deltrese: OH MY GOD EXCUSE YOU, MY NAME IS DELTRESE ,SO YOU BEST GET UP OUT THIS KITCHEN WITH YOUR BLUE ASS, WEAVE LOOKING DUMB ASS HOE, HOW MANY MY LITTLE PONY DOLLS DID IT TAKE TO MAKE THAT STUPID WEAVE, I WILL SNATCH YOU SO FAST UP YO ****IN HEAD, I WILL CHOKE YOU WITH IT BITCH, SO GET THE **** OUT MY KITCHEN OKAY,YOU BEST GET OUT MY FACE, GET OUTTA HERE BITCH, I WILL STOMP THE YARD ON YO BODY...Hahahaha, Hoe my gawd she ran away, what a stupid bitch, she a dumb hoe.
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Keisha: Hoe my gawd Breadquanda, let me tell you dis, let me tell you -
Breadquanda: Yes, tell me what it is, baybehh.
Keisha: Hoe ma gawd, I had just got off the phone with Eshewandabufantanquibalefandel*larequandralaquishabonishatish*abufantrellaniquandrea, and she has say "I got some juicy gossip for you" and I said, what's the deal, what's the deal, tell me what's the deal, and she has say that she has seen Derrell ****in' some bitch named Deltrese.
Breadquanda: Hoe ma gahh no, now I know dat is a bald headed lie cos I had sucked his dick so hard last week dat it had went *pop* and popped clean off and I was like what the **** am I sposed to do with dis now, it's a dildo?
Keisha: Hoe ma gay!
Breadquanda: Hoe ma gahh!
Keisha: Hoe ma gay!
Breadquanda: Hoe ma garrhh!
Keisha: Hoe ma gay!
Breadquanda: Hooooeeee ma gahh..
Keisha: Hoeee ma gayy..
Breadquanda: Hoee ma gawwd.. GURL, let's go to the club and pop our pussies!
Keisha: Yes gurl, it's time to G-O out the D-O.