whats the weirdist thing any one said to you - Page 2

Sk8rPunkX99 · 07-31-2003, 12:53 PM

One of the funniest for me was when my friend got IM'd by some crazy kid. He started bugging us so we freaked him out by asking him if he'd ever slit his wrists... He responded by saying "Thats not of my bussness."... Very bad grammar, that one...

Yanah_the_Master · 07-31-2003, 01:25 PM

hmmm.... I think it would be... "Your a lesbian, right?"

I forget what led up to that

But I guess we are ALL lesbians... on the inside...

Anonymous · 07-31-2003, 02:04 PM

jewpinthethird · 07-31-2003, 04:10 PM

I've have said so many weird things, it's hard to choose the weirdest.

"STOP JUMPING!!! STOP JUMPING!!! YOU'LL BREAK IT!!! BREEEEEAAAKKKK!!!!"
a few minutes later "Sh*t, you best back up or else BOOM, fire shirt biatch."

_Error_Tragic · 07-31-2003, 04:56 PM

"The ball..." "What about it?" "It's round, Phoenix! Oh, god help us all!"
O_o and everybody just stared at us for a moment, and someone on our team just kicked the ball into the other goal, then ran away screaming... muahahahaha! "Oh, and I know a second verse." "Amanda, don't sing the second verse." "Why not?" "Because, everybody knows the second verse." "The ball is round and sh__ is brown." (sorry, dunno if that counts as cursing or not here O_o) She was refering to our teacher, Mrs.Brown, actually. Or maybe the weirdest one was, "I'm a seagull, ei, ei!"

das my friend, Amanda ^_^

IAMTHEEVILBEAN · 07-31-2003, 04:58 PM

sommeone walked up to me said cheese and walked away once

scorpio1690 · 07-31-2003, 05:08 PM

Um.... That wasn't me..... STOP ACCUSING ME!

Brainmaster07 · 07-31-2003, 05:51 PM

hmmm, someone on EQ was mad about not being able to get a group so the said:

"*Gouges out eyes, slits wrists and does pushups in salty water then goes to bed*"

OW

plasmix · 07-31-2003, 05:59 PM

OH DEAR GOD

!!!!

SotN · 07-31-2003, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brainmaster07

*Gouges out eyes, slits wrists and does pushups in salty water then goes to bed*

Wouldnt that STOP bleeding? If it was pure water, then it woud be deadly.

*a friend talks to me and some other people*

"anyways, isnt that idiot over there?" *points*

*everyone looks in the exact opposite direction, then looks back at him, puzzled*

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!"

Sk8rPunkX99 · 07-31-2003, 06:52 PM

I think the idea is that salt in an open wound hurts like hell...

SotN · 07-31-2003, 06:55 PM

yeah, but pure water would do more damage to your system

QreepyBORIS · 07-31-2003, 07:32 PM

How is that? I know it doesn't carry those oh-so-good electrolytes, but why?

scorpio1690 · 07-31-2003, 07:48 PM

You know a really good way to torture/hurt someone? Tie them up, slit open their arms and put to burning hot metal rods in the slits, then sew their arms back up and leave them...... I have to much spare time in the summer if you haven't noticed

Edit: And then when they're tied up pummel them if you want and take a gun and put it on the inside of their knee cap and blow their knee cap off.

QreepyBORIS · 07-31-2003, 07:50 PM

Ooooh, and dip them in a sewer, so they're cuts will be all pus-y and fester-y.

sk8fan · 08-3-2003, 08:21 AM

where did sk8er punk get his av?

Bittabe-be · 08-5-2003, 05:24 PM

there's this lovely poem. here it is:

"roses are red, violets are blue, i like spagetti, let's go fuck."
the end.
hope you enjoyed.

scorpio1690 · 08-5-2003, 05:26 PM

Whoa

I love that poem!

Yanah_the_Master · 08-5-2003, 05:33 PM

i dont cause bittabe-be posted it

scorpio1690 · 08-5-2003, 05:34 PM

YOU BASTARD! Bittabe-be said wants me to break his legs.

07-31-2003, 12:53 PM	#21
Sk8rPunkX99 FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 40	One of the funniest for me was when my friend got IM'd by some crazy kid. He started bugging us so we freaked him out by asking him if he'd ever slit his wrists... He responded by saying "Thats not of my bussness."... Very bad grammar, that one... __________________ -Sk8rPunkX99-

07-31-2003, 02:04 PM	#23
Anonymous FFR Player Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,088	=O

07-31-2003, 04:56 PM	#25
_Error_Tragic FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Texas Age: 34 Posts: 14	"The ball..." "What about it?" "It's round, Phoenix! Oh, god help us all!" O_o and everybody just stared at us for a moment, and someone on our team just kicked the ball into the other goal, then ran away screaming... muahahahaha! "Oh, and I know a second verse." "Amanda, don't sing the second verse." "Why not?" "Because, everybody knows the second verse." "The ball is round and sh__ is brown." (sorry, dunno if that counts as cursing or not here O_o) She was refering to our teacher, Mrs.Brown, actually. Or maybe the weirdest one was, "I'm a seagull, ei, ei!" das my friend, Amanda ^_^ __________________ D< Ohs-- ex.

07-31-2003, 05:51 PM	#28
Brainmaster07 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: My house Posts: 2,891	hmmm, someone on EQ was mad about not being able to get a group so the said: "Gouges out eyes, slits wrists and does pushups in salty water then goes to bed" OW __________________

07-31-2003, 06:52 PM	#31
Sk8rPunkX99 FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 40	I think the idea is that salt in an open wound hurts like hell... __________________ -Sk8rPunkX99-

07-31-2003, 01:25 PM	#22
Yanah_the_Master Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ban Evasion Posts: 1,126	hmmm.... I think it would be... "Your a lesbian, right?" I forget what led up to that But I guess we are ALL lesbians... on the inside...

07-31-2003, 04:10 PM	#24
jewpinthethird (The Fat's Sabobah) Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Palm Springs, California Posts: 11,711	I've have said so many weird things, it's hard to choose the weirdest. "STOP JUMPING!!! STOP JUMPING!!! YOU'LL BREAK IT!!! BREEEEEAAAKKKK!!!!" a few minutes later "Sh*t, you best back up or else BOOM, fire shirt biatch."

07-31-2003, 04:58 PM	#26
IAMTHEEVILBEAN FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,078	sommeone walked up to me said cheese and walked away once

07-31-2003, 05:08 PM	#27
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 35 Posts: 4,817	Um.... That wasn't me..... STOP ACCUSING ME!

07-31-2003, 05:59 PM	#29
plasmix FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: TX Posts: 3,639	OH DEAR GOD !!!!

07-31-2003, 06:55 PM	#32
SotN FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,159	yeah, but pure water would do more damage to your system __________________ 209

07-31-2003, 07:32 PM	#33
QreepyBORIS FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: It is a mystery. Age: 35 Posts: 7,454	How is that? I know it doesn't carry those oh-so-good electrolytes, but why? __________________ Signature subject to change. THE ZERRRRRG.

07-31-2003, 07:48 PM	#34
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 35 Posts: 4,817	You know a really good way to torture/hurt someone? Tie them up, slit open their arms and put to burning hot metal rods in the slits, then sew their arms back up and leave them...... I have to much spare time in the summer if you haven't noticed Edit: And then when they're tied up pummel them if you want and take a gun and put it on the inside of their knee cap and blow their knee cap off.

07-31-2003, 07:50 PM	#35
QreepyBORIS FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: It is a mystery. Age: 35 Posts: 7,454	Ooooh, and dip them in a sewer, so they're cuts will be all pus-y and fester-y. __________________ Signature subject to change. THE ZERRRRRG.

08-3-2003, 08:21 AM	#36
sk8fan FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 161	where did sk8er punk get his av? __________________ hi my peers call me gayy and weird im just specal in my moms eyes hi i like chicken and cookies nummy. and i love the stepmaniia and weirdal

08-5-2003, 05:24 PM	#37
Bittabe-be FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where ever i am, that's where i'll be, life is a swim through a turbulant sea..... Posts: 392	there's this lovely poem. here it is: "roses are red, violets are blue, i like spagetti, let's go fuck." the end. hope you enjoyed. __________________ SEXIER THAN MOLD ON A CHEESE STICK........ IT\'S ME! HOW SEXY IS THAT? DEAD SEXY... Remember: It\'s only funny until someone gets hurt...then it\'s hilarious! www.xanga.com/bittabo. I don\'t drink water- fish have sex in it

08-5-2003, 05:26 PM	#38
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 35 Posts: 4,817	Whoa I love that poem!

08-5-2003, 05:33 PM	#39
Yanah_the_Master Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ban Evasion Posts: 1,126	i dont cause bittabe-be posted it

08-5-2003, 05:34 PM	#40
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 35 Posts: 4,817	YOU BASTARD! Bittabe-be said wants me to break his legs.

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