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Seriously, I go on this site that I use and this new chick pops up in my city. So we get to talking, and a couple days after I see that she has her status on the site listed as Not Single/Not Looking. I ask her about it and she says she kinda found someone. And I'm like, "Someone else right?" She's like, "Yea."
Then the f*cking bitch asks me if I want to be friends. FML.
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this is the most hilariously pitiful thing i've read in awhile
lmfao so what site are we talkin about here? teenharmony.com? also this is way more of a MLIA situation btw definitely not FML Last edited by foilman8805; 11-11-2009 at 09:20 PM.. |
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POF = Plenty of Fish
or Plenty Of Fools.
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hahahaha you're 18 man why the **** are you trying to snag women from an online dating site
get out and rep your game son Last edited by foilman8805; 11-11-2009 at 09:26 PM.. |
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Yeah, you're way too young to need to be looking for someone on a dating website.
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I don't have game. Afaik.
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Uh...what? Dating website? Lame. Just turn on your black taco charm and get all the senoritas.
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Your fault. Enjoy the friend zone.
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Just be yourself. If all else fails....Well there are always prostitutes. They can be your girlfriend as long as you want. j/k P.S. Word of advice: be safe, wear protection.
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UGH. Dumb broad needs to stop hogging all the air anyways. I feel ya bro
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you guys are dumb
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Drowning girls to get them to do things doesn't count.
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but it still feels just as good
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lolz
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Wow man...that ****ing sucks.
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I want a bj
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no way
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