Chair kills boy by anal penetration - Page 4

Eddie the munster · 05-31-2009, 01:03 PM

nobodys safe from anal penetration

NumiGamer · 05-31-2009, 01:23 PM

lololololololololololololololololololol

Funniest. Death. Ever.

AC1speakerbox · 05-31-2009, 01:31 PM

O_O
moment of silence for deth by buttsecks

RaptorHaysewus · 05-31-2009, 04:11 PM

I remember reading about this a couple months ago.

I just starting loll'ing uncontrollably. This is great.

**tofurox** · 06-3-2009, 08:21 PM

My chair does not have dangerous gass beneath the ass.

**lumphoboextreme** · 06-3-2009, 08:36 PM

wow my chair does have pressurized gas, but i always fold my left leg under me by habit so i think i'll be alright.

RaptorHaysewus · 06-3-2009, 08:54 PM

must be some bigass chair for you to be able to fold your legs..If you mean sitting on your legs.

Ohh, I get what you mean now.

I just tried doing that, and I'm cutting off the blood circulation to my foot.

PuRoDoMiNiCaNo · 06-3-2009, 09:02 PM

^^^^ i can do that on my wooden chair and im 6'3, if your flexible enough you can do it.. just hope it doesnt happen at all, it'd be nasty to have holes in your legs =S

AC1speakerbox · 06-3-2009, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaptorHaysewus

must be some bigass chair for you to be able to fold your legs..If you mean sitting on your legs.

Ohh, I get what you mean now.

I just tried doing that, and I'm cutting off the blood circulation to my foot.

Yeah, I do it too. Until now, I never thought about why.
I guess I do it when my ass hurts, which is why I'm going to do it now.

DrKirth · 06-4-2009, 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AC1speakerbox

Yeah, I do it too. Until now, I never thought about why.

You do it for the lulz, of course.

poleaxe · 06-4-2009, 07:35 AM

When I use my laptop I lay on my bed so no surprise buttsecksing for me

I feel sorry for all of and your rapist chairs!

**ooobl.** · 06-4-2009, 07:39 AM

ahh but you are overlooking the fact that if you are laying on your front you are risking for real suprise buttsecks.

poleaxe · 06-4-2009, 07:43 AM

but im on my back so theyd have to hide in the matress with a hole cut out

ddr_f4n · 06-4-2009, 07:46 AM

This is old, like a few months old =/.

Funny how I first read this right after I read a certain Touhou fic containing anal penetration via chair =/.

**ooobl.** · 06-4-2009, 07:47 AM

poleaxe has a designated rape bed

RaptorHaysewus · 06-4-2009, 09:40 AM

Pfff, why is everyone worrying? This kid probably had some cheap ass wellfare chair from the 99p store or something, seriously.

There are 7 billion people in the world, so how many chairs are there?

And how many have anally raped people?

MrDespair · 06-4-2009, 12:51 PM

Haha the kid was quite a bit overweight for such a flimsy looking chair but man what a embarrassing way to die. like a missile up your ass. Then surviving long enough to tell your dad you have had your ass blown up but not surviving daymn.

**XblazzedX** · 06-4-2009, 01:17 PM

At least I'm safe from anal raping chairs, I have a laptop so I sit where ever I want to.

05-31-2009, 01:03 PM	#61
Eddie the munster FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 121	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration nobodys safe from anal penetration

05-31-2009, 01:31 PM	#63
AC1speakerbox FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Age: 32 Posts: 1,242	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration O_O moment of silence for deth by buttsecks

05-31-2009, 04:11 PM	#64
RaptorHaysewus FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Londinion Posts: 250	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration I remember reading about this a couple months ago. I just starting loll'ing uncontrollably. This is great. __________________ Congadulation

06-3-2009, 08:21 PM	#65
tofurox Them arrows. Join Date: May 2006 Location: Allen, Texas Age: 31 Posts: 2,263	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration My chair does not have dangerous gass beneath the ass. __________________ This sig has been enhanced by the FFR Staff for being too large. Thank you for participating.

06-3-2009, 08:36 PM	#66
lumphoboextreme FFR Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Age: 34 Posts: 8,592	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration wow my chair does have pressurized gas, but i always fold my left leg under me by habit so i think i'll be alright. __________________

06-3-2009, 08:54 PM	#67
RaptorHaysewus FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Londinion Posts: 250	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration must be some bigass chair for you to be able to fold your legs..If you mean sitting on your legs. Ohh, I get what you mean now. I just tried doing that, and I'm cutting off the blood circulation to my foot. __________________ Congadulation

06-3-2009, 09:02 PM	#68
PuRoDoMiNiCaNo FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: New York City Age: 37 Posts: 542	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration ^^^^ i can do that on my wooden chair and im 6'3, if your flexible enough you can do it.. just hope it doesnt happen at all, it'd be nasty to have holes in your legs =S __________________

06-4-2009, 07:35 AM	#71
poleaxe FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: florida Posts: 341	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration When I use my laptop I lay on my bed so no surprise buttsecksing for me I feel sorry for all of and your rapist chairs! __________________

06-4-2009, 07:39 AM	#72
ooobl. bevarages for lyfe Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: CBUS IM COOL Age: 16 Posts: 228	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration ahh but you are overlooking the fact that if you are laying on your front you are risking for real suprise buttsecks. __________________

06-4-2009, 07:43 AM	#73
poleaxe FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: florida Posts: 341	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration but im on my back so theyd have to hide in the matress with a hole cut out __________________

06-4-2009, 07:46 AM	#74
ddr_f4n FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Somewhere in Canadaland Age: 31 Posts: 3,807	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration This is old, like a few months old =/. Funny how I first read this right after I read a certain Touhou fic containing anal penetration via chair =/. __________________ Out Now! Older Releases: Vocaloid: Project Pad Pack 3rd Gpop's Pack of Original Pad Simfiles 東方幻想踊 (Touhou Gensouyou) ~ Illusionary Dance Fantasy & Vocaloid: Project Pad Pack 2nd

06-4-2009, 07:47 AM	#75
ooobl. bevarages for lyfe Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: CBUS IM COOL Age: 16 Posts: 228	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration poleaxe has a designated rape bed __________________

06-4-2009, 09:40 AM	#76
RaptorHaysewus FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Londinion Posts: 250	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration Pfff, why is everyone worrying? This kid probably had some cheap ass wellfare chair from the 99p store or something, seriously. There are 7 billion people in the world, so how many chairs are there? And how many have anally raped people? __________________ Congadulation

06-4-2009, 12:51 PM	#77
MrDespair FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 37	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration Haha the kid was quite a bit overweight for such a flimsy looking chair but man what a embarrassing way to die. like a missile up your ass. Then surviving long enough to tell your dad you have had your ass blown up but not surviving daymn. __________________ I'm in despair! This forum has left me in despair! OH YEAH!

06-4-2009, 01:17 PM	#78
XblazzedX Cyan Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: There Posts: 55	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration At least I'm safe from anal raping chairs, I have a laptop so I sit where ever I want to.

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