Chair kills boy by anal penetration - Page 3

fastfingers65 · 05-22-2009, 08:17 PM

well thats unfortunate

Dimitri13 · 05-26-2009, 02:45 AM

My computer chair = metal fold-up chair. It's not exploding any time soon.

who_cares973 · 05-26-2009, 02:48 AM

thats pretty ghetto

better safe than sorry though

Dimitri13 · 05-26-2009, 03:11 AM

Nah. It's got a comfy-ass pillow on it, and I don't like it when my chair spins/moves.

operationstrawbarry · 05-26-2009, 03:48 AM

*Reads title and article*

You have my full attention.

Anal penetration isn't even fun to say let alone articulate.

**wordsfailme** · 05-26-2009, 04:36 PM

Man, that would kinda hurt... I had the whole coushin part of my chair come off at one point, and I landed directly on the tube that supports it, but luckily no penetration occoured...

**A2P** · 05-26-2009, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by A2P

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Originally Posted by championanwar

I doubt they would put it up for sale if it wasn't safe

b-b-b-b-but
It killed someone. Oh well, a lot of things that you can buy aren't safe like toothpaste, anti-depressants that have more side effects than cures, food-poisoning inducing fast food, and plenty of other items. It's all about the money, folks.

Next page'd

Andrew Mitchell · 05-26-2009, 06:34 PM

crazy

Litodude · 05-27-2009, 04:03 PM

how the fuc do you get a chair to explode, i mean really. the kid must've obviously been a fat tard.

**dragonmegaXX** · 05-27-2009, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wordsfailme

Man, that would kinda hurt... I had the whole coushin part of my chair come off at one point, and I landed directly on the tube that supports it, but luckily no penetration occoured...

Your virginity has been spared...This time...

RevenG- · 05-31-2009, 03:31 AM

I'm sure now like most of the people in this thread, I'm afraid to sit down.

NFD · 05-31-2009, 03:56 AM

Yay for having a crappy chair.

VegetaRobGT · 05-31-2009, 10:10 AM

I had a metal chair that collapsed once, upon accidentally smashing it against a spiny wooden chair. No fatal anal penetration occurred. But chairs and their kind tend to be highly attracted to the anus.

Quigly · 05-31-2009, 10:11 AM

I have a wooden chair from like the 50's. Go me.

Seriously. It belonged to my grandpa when he was a kid.

VegetaRobGT · 05-31-2009, 10:18 AM

My current chair is probably from 1930. Seeing as how the building I'm in was built in 1929. And they NEVER update anything. It's actually half rotten. Oh well I'll be out of here soon. Nothing more invigorating than chair chatter.

**Ghakimx** · 05-31-2009, 10:31 AM

Avoid products from China, people.

*Checks chair*
Oh s---.

Wait a minute, I've read this before.....

Why are we discussing an incident from 3 months ago?

Kagami_Hiiragi · 05-31-2009, 12:04 PM

does this mean i can never sit down without worrying about my butt being violated??
>.>

**Ghakimx** · 05-31-2009, 12:34 PM

Metal pants is the solution.

**Artic_counter** · 05-31-2009, 12:43 PM

yay ! I just made a lot of people go insane

**coraleaterlinda** · 05-31-2009, 12:56 PM

i dont have a chair. i either sit on the floor or my bed. i think i'm safe.

05-22-2009, 08:17 PM	#41
fastfingers65 Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 1,124	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration well thats unfortunate

05-26-2009, 02:48 AM	#43
who_cares973 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: :U Age: 35 Posts: 15,407	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration thats pretty ghetto better safe than sorry though __________________

05-26-2009, 03:48 AM	#45
operationstrawbarry FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Taipei Taiwan Age: 37 Posts: 802	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration Reads title and article You have my full attention. Anal penetration isn't even fun to say let alone articulate. Last edited by operationstrawbarry; 05-26-2009 at 03:52 AM..

05-26-2009, 04:36 PM	#46
wordsfailme FFR Veteran Join Date: May 2009 Location: London, Ontario Age: 29 Posts: 20	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration Man, that would kinda hurt... I had the whole coushin part of my chair come off at one point, and I landed directly on the tube that supports it, but luckily no penetration occoured... __________________ No Comment...

05-26-2009, 06:34 PM	#48
Andrew Mitchell Banned Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: on the farm Posts: 1,135	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration crazy

05-31-2009, 03:31 AM	#51
RevenG- FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: California Posts: 425	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration I'm sure now like most of the people in this thread, I'm afraid to sit down. __________________ [deviantART] "Originally posted by Tokzic" we really need a "whine about your relationship problems" forum

05-31-2009, 03:56 AM	#52
NFD FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: I see us on a beach down in, Mexico Age: 31 Posts: 4,715	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration Yay for having a crappy chair. __________________

05-31-2009, 10:10 AM	#53
VegetaRobGT FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2004 Age: 37 Posts: 201	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration I had a metal chair that collapsed once, upon accidentally smashing it against a spiny wooden chair. No fatal anal penetration occurred. But chairs and their kind tend to be highly attracted to the anus.

05-31-2009, 10:11 AM	#54
Quigly nah Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: nah Age: 30 Posts: 3,506	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration I have a wooden chair from like the 50's. Go me. Seriously. It belonged to my grandpa when he was a kid. __________________ nah

05-31-2009, 10:18 AM	#55
VegetaRobGT FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2004 Age: 37 Posts: 201	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration My current chair is probably from 1930. Seeing as how the building I'm in was built in 1929. And they NEVER update anything. It's actually half rotten. Oh well I'll be out of here soon. Nothing more invigorating than chair chatter.

05-31-2009, 10:31 AM	#56
Ghakimx Cutie&Handshaking Sounds Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Xingapore Posts: 1,594	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration Avoid products from China, people. Checks chair Oh s---. Wait a minute, I've read this before..... Why are we discussing an incident from 3 months ago? __________________ I AM ASHAMED OF MY STUPIDITY AND MUST COMMIT SEPPUKU. FORGIVE ME, FFR. Ninjas NEVER die. Now on a 30 kill streak. Last edited by Ghakimx; 05-31-2009 at 10:39 AM..

05-31-2009, 12:04 PM	#57
Kagami_Hiiragi FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Somewhere Age: 32 Posts: 261	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration does this mean i can never sit down without worrying about my butt being violated?? >.>

05-31-2009, 12:34 PM	#58
Ghakimx Cutie&Handshaking Sounds Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Xingapore Posts: 1,594	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration Metal pants is the solution. __________________ I AM ASHAMED OF MY STUPIDITY AND MUST COMMIT SEPPUKU. FORGIVE ME, FFR. Ninjas NEVER die. Now on a 30 kill streak.

05-31-2009, 12:43 PM	#59
Artic_counter FFR Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In your anus. Right corner Age: 31 Posts: 1,002	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration yay ! I just made a lot of people go insane __________________

05-31-2009, 12:56 PM	#60
coraleaterlinda FFR Veteran Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Victoria, TX Age: 36 Posts: 415	Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration i dont have a chair. i either sit on the floor or my bed. i think i'm safe. __________________

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