Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times - Page 12

PMS~dballin4 · 03-5-2009, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Reptile5000

1337 h4x = McDonalds.com?

yeah im that good

**awein999** · 03-5-2009, 04:56 PM

lol how the hell is this thread still alive?

sameoldbloodrush! · 03-5-2009, 04:58 PM

I find it humiliating that people, particularly Americans, love fast food so much that they would go so far as to call 911 when they can't get their McNuggets. I think it would've made for a better story though if she decided to jump over the counter, mug the cashier, take a McDonalds paper bag, poke eye holes out, put it over her head, steal the money in the register and RUN.

fido123 · 03-5-2009, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by KgZ

its kinda cute that fido thinks he's owning dballin by copying what people did to him in tgb

ps shut up fido

Because spamming somebody to make them shut up sure is original right? Of course I could only copy this from the clever bunch o' pals from TGB.

OrganisM · 03-5-2009, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by sameoldbloodrush!

I find it humiliating that people, particularly Americans, love fast food so much that they would go so far as to call 911 when they can't get their McNuggets. I think it would've made for a better story though if she decided to jump over the counter, mug the cashier, take a McDonalds paper bag, poke eye holes out, put it over her head, steal the money in the register and RUN.

Did you not read this entire thread, or the article? She wanted to report to the police that McDonald's had done something illegal, and McD's definitely did.

We've already established that the woman is a dumbass, and so are the morons she dealt with.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled funny. This thread is drying up. Let's inject some more Nutella.

+

Syhto · 03-5-2009, 05:15 PM

fast food is only in america guys
only americans like fast food
its true

p.s. all of us love it, no one doesn't. really we're all the same

Reptile5000 · 03-5-2009, 05:27 PM

orly?

Can I haz mai McSushi?

OrganisM · 03-5-2009, 05:29 PM

Let the injection begin:

Reptile5000 · 03-5-2009, 05:30 PM

With McNutella?

OrganisM · 03-5-2009, 05:33 PM

Hi I'd like a Big Mac liberally ****smeared with some oh-so-delicious nutella

Quigly · 03-5-2009, 05:41 PM

Death from deliciousness. =O

OrganisM · 03-5-2009, 05:44 PM

No, not death baby this thread is ALIIIVE

Quigly · 03-5-2009, 05:46 PM

I am so making a Nutella thread now. Thanks for the inspiration guys.

OrganisM · 03-5-2009, 06:04 PM

I don't see a Nutella thread. What gives?

Quigly · 03-5-2009, 06:12 PM

Sorry I was having mah dinner. The Nutella thread is up now. Go crazy.

☆☆☆ · 03-5-2009, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by quigly

sorry i was having mah dinner.

MOAR NUTELLA!?

o

Quigly · 03-5-2009, 06:41 PM

OrganisM · 03-5-2009, 06:46 PM

Let's go guys, this thread is lame now, let's go to the Nutella thread. that's where the cool kids go.

**retching oesophagus** · 03-5-2009, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by OrganisM

Let's go guys, this thread is lame now, let's go to the Nutella thread. that's where the cool kids go.

it was lame when you and quigly started spazzing up the thread with cancerously unfunny nutella posts

*hmm i'm quigly aaand i luuurve nutella. i luurve it so much imma derail every thread by talking about it, maybe make a thread about it... and then imma make a video about it

uurrrgh.... *CRACK*

ohwhoopslol*

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Originally Posted by OrganisM

Let the injection begin:

more like "let the suppositories begin" amirite.

yeh you guys should be permabanned

Quigly · 03-5-2009, 07:00 PM

My legs are hairier.

Better luck next time. Thanks for trying though.

03-5-2009, 05:27 PM	#227
Reptile5000 FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: CT, USA Age: 41 Posts: 118	Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times orly? Can I haz mai McSushi? __________________ BRAIN TEASERS! TRIVIA/QUIZZES Create Your Own Forum. Online Chess/Online Checkers Online Games

03-5-2009, 05:29 PM	#228
OrganisM FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nesoi, Olympus System Posts: 2,644	Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times Let the injection begin: __________________ . Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

03-5-2009, 05:30 PM	#229
Reptile5000 FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: CT, USA Age: 41 Posts: 118	Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times With McNutella? __________________ BRAIN TEASERS! TRIVIA/QUIZZES Create Your Own Forum. Online Chess/Online Checkers Online Games

03-5-2009, 05:33 PM	#230
OrganisM FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nesoi, Olympus System Posts: 2,644	Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times Hi I'd like a Big Mac liberally **smeared with some oh-so-delicious nutella __________________ . Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix*[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"* Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

03-5-2009, 05:41 PM	#231
Quigly nah Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: nah Age: 30 Posts: 3,506	Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times Death from deliciousness. =O __________________ nah

03-5-2009, 05:44 PM	#232
OrganisM FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nesoi, Olympus System Posts: 2,644	Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times No, not death baby this thread is ALIIIVE __________________ . Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

03-5-2009, 05:46 PM	#233
Quigly nah Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: nah Age: 30 Posts: 3,506	Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times I am so making a Nutella thread now. Thanks for the inspiration guys. __________________ nah

03-5-2009, 06:04 PM	#234
OrganisM FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nesoi, Olympus System Posts: 2,644	Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times I don't see a Nutella thread. What gives? __________________ . Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

03-5-2009, 06:12 PM	#235
Quigly nah Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: nah Age: 30 Posts: 3,506	Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times Sorry I was having mah dinner. The Nutella thread is up now. Go crazy. __________________ nah

03-5-2009, 06:41 PM	#237
Quigly nah Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: nah Age: 30 Posts: 3,506	Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times Duh. __________________ nah

03-5-2009, 06:46 PM	#238
OrganisM FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nesoi, Olympus System Posts: 2,644	Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times Let's go guys, this thread is lame now, let's go to the Nutella thread. that's where the cool kids go. __________________ . Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

03-5-2009, 07:00 PM	#240
Quigly nah Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: nah Age: 30 Posts: 3,506	Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times My legs are hairier. Better luck next time. Thanks for trying though. __________________ nah

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