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03-4-2009, 06:52 PM

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Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

Ok, I tried that... it ended up very messy.

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Originally Posted by PMS~dballin4

ok how about this one

keys locked in car
call 411 to get fire dept number to get keys out of car (they do this and they were down the street I probably could've walked)
call local number
"you have to call 911"
awkward 911 call

"what's your emergency?"
"locked my keys in the car? *quickly explains so as not to seem like a dumbass*"

Or instead of being a dumbass, you can call a locksmith company.

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