what is the oddest thing that ever happened to you? - Page 3

scorpio1690 · 07-10-2003, 02:10 PM

Don't lie, we can all tell you're lieing

earth_lord · 07-10-2003, 02:11 PM

how can u tell if im lieing or not?

scorpio1690 · 07-10-2003, 02:12 PM

Because, you smell funny and don't know how to edit

earth_lord · 07-10-2003, 02:13 PM

For 1 u cant smell me and for 2 i do know how to edit

scorpio1690 · 07-10-2003, 02:14 PM

Ya...Well......CRACKHEAD!

earth_lord · 07-10-2003, 02:15 PM

IM NOT A CRACK HEAD AND YOUR DRUNK MUAHAHAHAHAHA

scorpio1690 · 07-10-2003, 02:16 PM

And if I kill you I go to jail. HOW IS THAT JUSTICE?!

earth_lord · 07-10-2003, 02:20 PM

CAUSE POLICE GO STRAIGHT TO THE DRUNK PEOPLE TO PICK ON YOU!

scorpio1690 · 07-10-2003, 02:21 PM

.....It seems we have another early version of deepless here

earth_lord · 07-10-2003, 02:22 PM

You know if u didnt beleive my REAL story then this would never have started!

Bittabe-be · 07-10-2003, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewpinthethird

I'll make up a story then...

One day I was sitting alone, by my pool, gazing up at the moon. "Life has to exist somewhere else" I thought to myself, "Or else that would be a waste of space." I then thought "HA! I'm so clever" But then I remembered that I stole that from Contact and sank into a depression. In my self pitty I failed didn't notice the large hovering light above my face. I wasnt until I was aboard the space craft that I noticed something wasnt right. "Why am I surrounded by Irishmen?....Wait a second...those aren't Irishmen....they're much to smart, and they dont smell vomit...they must be something else. SH*T! They're aliens!!! Wait till I tell the chaps at FFR about this!!! They're all Star-Wars nerds, they get a kick out of it"

One of the Aliens lifted me with his mind with the help of a fork-lift. I said to the alien "I guess Space wasnt wasted, then huh?!" Herm(old english) replied "You stole that from Contact you douche!" as he jammed a probe into my.....well, lets not go into details.

And that is why I am so F*cked up.

that explains it...

jewpinthethird · 07-10-2003, 08:23 PM

Aight, listen up. Not one minute ago, I dropped a CD as I went down to pick it up I kicked my headphones and bumped my head on the Computer monitor. I think Jesus is trying to kill me or something.

**87x** · 07-11-2003, 01:37 AM

hahaha.....maybe he just got to close and bumped into you??...

plasmix · 07-11-2003, 06:22 AM

Unless your objects are POSSESSED!!!!!!!!

BWARHARHARHARHAR!!!!!

*dissappears in a cloud of fog*

earth_lord · 07-11-2003, 08:09 AM

so what, i dropped a coockie once picked it up and my head hit the corner of my desk! my head hurt!

plasmix · 07-11-2003, 08:35 AM

THAT IS SO TRUE.

scorpio1690 · 07-11-2003, 02:21 PM

One time my friend looked at me funny and I punched him good

jewpinthethird · 07-11-2003, 02:51 PM

Punching people is the thing to do.

scorpio1690 · 07-11-2003, 02:51 PM

Yup, it learned him good lol

Xhetodrath · 07-11-2003, 04:22 PM

I got beat up by a plaground swing; I fell off of the swing, and, upon getting up, I was hit in the eye when it swung back.

07-10-2003, 02:11 PM	#42
earth_lord FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 204	how can u tell if im lieing or not? __________________ Im back, which can only mean 1 of two things: 1. Armagedon 2. Armagedon + excess weight

07-10-2003, 02:13 PM	#44
earth_lord FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 204	For 1 u cant smell me and for 2 i do know how to edit __________________ Im back, which can only mean 1 of two things: 1. Armagedon 2. Armagedon + excess weight

07-10-2003, 02:15 PM	#46
earth_lord FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 204	IM NOT A CRACK HEAD AND YOUR DRUNK MUAHAHAHAHAHA __________________ Im back, which can only mean 1 of two things: 1. Armagedon 2. Armagedon + excess weight

07-10-2003, 02:20 PM	#48
earth_lord FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 204	CAUSE POLICE GO STRAIGHT TO THE DRUNK PEOPLE TO PICK ON YOU! __________________ Im back, which can only mean 1 of two things: 1. Armagedon 2. Armagedon + excess weight

07-10-2003, 02:22 PM	#50
earth_lord FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 204	You know if u didnt beleive my REAL story then this would never have started! __________________ Im back, which can only mean 1 of two things: 1. Armagedon 2. Armagedon + excess weight

07-10-2003, 02:10 PM	#41
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 35 Posts: 4,817	Don't lie, we can all tell you're lieing

07-10-2003, 02:12 PM	#43
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 35 Posts: 4,817	Because, you smell funny and don't know how to edit

07-10-2003, 02:14 PM	#45
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 35 Posts: 4,817	Ya...Well......CRACKHEAD!

07-10-2003, 02:16 PM	#47
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 35 Posts: 4,817	And if I kill you I go to jail. HOW IS THAT JUSTICE?!

07-10-2003, 02:21 PM	#49
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 35 Posts: 4,817	.....It seems we have another early version of deepless here

07-10-2003, 08:23 PM	#52
jewpinthethird (The Fat's Sabobah) Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Palm Springs, California Posts: 11,711	Aight, listen up. Not one minute ago, I dropped a CD as I went down to pick it up I kicked my headphones and bumped my head on the Computer monitor. I think Jesus is trying to kill me or something.

07-11-2003, 01:37 AM	#53
87x Retired Staff Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: VA Age: 40 Posts: 4,379	hahaha.....maybe he just got to close and bumped into you??... __________________ RAVEnHEXa: Lip ring is because I want to be a professional piercer. 87x: more like.. professional goth.

07-11-2003, 06:22 AM	#54
plasmix FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: TX Posts: 3,639	Unless your objects are POSSESSED!!!!!!!! BWARHARHARHARHAR!!!!! dissappears in a cloud of fog

07-11-2003, 08:09 AM	#55
earth_lord FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 204	so what, i dropped a coockie once picked it up and my head hit the corner of my desk! my head hurt!

07-11-2003, 08:35 AM	#56
plasmix FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: TX Posts: 3,639	THAT IS SO TRUE.

07-11-2003, 02:21 PM	#57
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 35 Posts: 4,817	One time my friend looked at me funny and I punched him good

07-11-2003, 02:51 PM	#58
jewpinthethird (The Fat's Sabobah) Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Palm Springs, California Posts: 11,711	Punching people is the thing to do.

07-11-2003, 04:22 PM	#60
Xhetodrath FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 6	I got beat up by a plaground swing; I fell off of the swing, and, upon getting up, I was hit in the eye when it swung back.

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