Now I've learned my abc's

[funmonkey54]

Well, certainly a worthwhile thread.

And that is the old fashioned version. The new one they are teaching kids goes something like this.

ABC's by Fd up Learnin' (AKA funmonkey54)

This is an A B conversation
So you betta C your way out 
Before D jumps over E
And Fs you up G

Then H comes around
Screws your mom all up and down
I seen it wit ma eyes
So you betta recognize

That I ain't J K
When I come to say
L M N and O and P
Come and let your parents see 

That we are

Learnin'
Ye we up in here 
Learnin'

Q comes up next
In an alphabet gang bangin
R you ready for this 
Cuz dem cocks dey will be hangin

S just stuck it in and peed
T bagged you then he fleed
U can see him right now
V is pushin through the crowd

W then hy 
is what you screamed as you tried
To pull out his XYZ 
Now even he can plainly see

That you are 

Learnin'
Ye we in here 
Learnin'