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Jesus tapdancing Christ, that was ****ing disturbing. *vomit* but funny.
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I've never had a bug in my ear, but that sounds terrible. (pun intended) I have gotten some sort of fly/gnat stuck in my eye. No one believed me until I went to the optometrist, and they pulled pieces of the dead bug out. Luckily it was a really small one, but it was a huge annoyance for about 8 hours.
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Once i kept a bag of opened resses pieces next to my bed. The next morning i grabbed a handful of them and kept eating. Wasnt until a few minutes later did i realize it was sawrming with ants. I spit them out all over the floor and ran to the bathroom to wash out my mouth.
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A small wasp went into my ear because of the wind (this happened when I was in the living room of my family's house in Panama, sitting down on the sofa while the front door was open). I didn't know until I felt a tiny pinch, and then I took it out and then I realized it was a wasp when I saw it dead on the floor. I might of felt its leg or head, idk, but something did pinch me, and I was close to being stung. Luckily I've never been stung by a bee or a wasp before
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Katie, your ear smells funny now.
Seriously, the ants in Oregon are the worst smelling things ever. xD
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Ugh. This story scares me, since I have, like, bugphobia. Never had bugs in my ear. But if I did, my tinnitus might kill it even before it got in there.
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Lol tristan
also it's called entomophobia unkown And regarding the OP: I'd hate for something like that to happen to me, I don't mind bugs, I just HATE them on me >.<
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I'm not taking a trip to the Amazon ever. D= At topic: I'm afraid to have bugs in my ear, just wouldn't be able to stand the feeling. I often go crazy sitting at the computer when I play FFR and it feels like bugs are on my legs and nothing is there. -_-
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I wonder if it's possible to torture someone like this...
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Haha. You're twisted, though it's crossed my mind. xD
Ever since I saw this episode of Star Trek, where they put these worm things in their ears to control them (I think?) I've been afraid of stuff going in my ears. D: DAMN YOU STAR TREK.
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How can tinnitus kill?
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My brother got a deer tick in the hole of his dick once, and that's no joke. He woke up to it about half an inch inside his pisser and we had to use tweezers to get it out, plus he had to go get meds because he got an infection from it AND his dick was swollen so he cried every time he had to pee cause of the pain. So yeah, ant in the ear doesn't seem all that bad compared to a tick in the dick.
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holy freaking crap at all the bug stories. yeah, i would have been crying too and freaking out if i had an ant in my ear. but something did bite my ear today and now i have some sore and its freaking annoying.
bug story time! one time i was taking a shower and a cockroach fell on my arm. one time i was drinking something and i looked in the cup and there was a live cockroach in it. i was sleeping one night and i felt something crawl up my leg and then up my neck and onto my cheek. i thought it was a lizard (i like lizards, so it didnt scare me), so i put my hand on it to catch it and picked it up. i was just going to toss it outside, but then i decided to turn on the light to look at it. bad decision. i saw a massive cockroach wiggling in my hand. i almost screamed. (cockroaches are the only bug im afraid off - i generally like bugs). little sugar ants get in everything at my house, so unless the food is crawling with them, i just brush them off and keep eating. im pretty sure ive accidently eaten a few of them, but i dont care. they need to stop stealing my food. my friend lives out in the country and she has spiders (not tarantulas, just plain spiders) bigger than tarantulas and grasshoppers that ive mistaken for small birds. i kinda want a pet giant isopod. i think it would be cool. |
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For like three days in a row last week I woke up with a squirrel in my room. It tried to steal my toothpaste and deodorant but it never found its way into my ear.
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i hate it when theres a spider on your wall when your about to go to bed and then when you wake up its not there like it crawled in your mouth or something also my head was really itchy one time and it started scratching my head like crazy and a daddy long leg fell on the floor D: and at a sleepover i slept on the floor and there was a huge cockroach crawling toward me |
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