shameful confessions :x

[chamloo]

Originally Posted by bender5

One time a few friends of mine all masturbated on this kid's face to get revenge on him. After getting the products all over his face, hair and in his mouth we all pinned a dollar to his shirt, and left a note that said thanks sweetheart.

He never messed with us again.

eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Xx{neon}xX]

Originally Posted by Quigly

I actually really like Rebirth's files.

that is pretty shameful

[Shoe The Almighty]

I don't exist....and I created this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rgd9wCn5cQ

[Xx{neon}xX]

tasselfoot is super attractive.

[Psychotik]

I once thought a girl I knew was a lesbian because she called a friend "girlfriend".

[Redorigami]

I'm terribly afraid to go near any open flame.

I don't even like using the oven, it scares the **** outta me.

[NFD]

Secretly I like furries.

[bender5]

Originally Posted by NFD

Secretly I like furries.

it's not a secret when your avatar is a furry...

[sonic-fast-fingers]

I have dreams about my cat that ran away.

She comes home and I am really happy.

I wake up and realize it was a dream and cry.

[TheRapingDragon]

I sometimes whistle while I work even though the company imposes a strict "no whistling" rule. I feel that it makes me superior to my co-workers to be able to whistle and work. Unfortunately, a dictum states that men cannot do more than one thing at once, yet here I am whistling, working, also breathing and holding a tune too. I'm ashamed to admit I had to then go to my boss and proclaim that I should be moved to a receptionists job.

He agreed.

[NFD]

I like a girl at my school, :X

[TheRapingDragon]

Again, it must be incredibly shameful to find a girl attractive when on the internet you are sexually charged towards boys in fox outfits.

[foilman8805]

Originally Posted by Redorigami

I'm terribly afraid to go near any open flame.

I don't even like using the oven, it scares the **** outta me.

Wow, for me it's just the actual heat that scares the **** out of me. I can't stand having the heater on, or being anywhere near the oven when it's opened.

If the room gets hot enough, or I get exposed to a lot of heat, my nose will plug up and I'll have to breathe through my mouth, and my face gets really tingly. It's ****ing bizarre.

Not really a confession, but Ori made me think about it.

[NFD]

I'm bi, and so is she. Besides, she's like, >_>, she likes vore, and I really, really don't. So it sort of cancels out furry =/= vore. It's a process.

[poochieCREAM]

Originally Posted by Crashfan3

Some guys, when they're around home, like to "let it hang", in other words, not wear underwear. I know this because one of my friends was playing DDR when I was over at his house, and his pants fell down. DX

oh i see o.o;

i really think penises are ugly, but im not les/bi. hahah x_X;

<.<

[Xx{neon}xX]

Originally Posted by NFD

Secretly I like furries.

furry? wats thAT

[flipsta_lombax]

Lol @ post before mine's.

-Besides being gay and a furry and that I have a knack for being an over-achiever, in 2nd grade, I shat on myself for drinking bad chocolate milk.I couldn't hold it in, and I didn't want to use the school bathroom...

-I have a serious fetish of Ratchet that I can never get rid of. ._.;

-And I like listening to the same song over and over and over.


That's about it for me.

[Quigly]

Sometimes I get an uncontrollable urge to kill everyone that has acknowledged my existence...EVER.

Is that a bad thing?

[Redorigami]

Originally Posted by flipsta_lombax

-I have a serious fetish of Ratchet that I can never get rid of. ._.;

You don't say.

[poochieCREAM]

Originally Posted by Quigly

Sometimes I get an uncontrollable urge to kill everyone that has acknowledged my existence...EVER.

Is that a bad thing?

daddy problems?
;_;