christmas story

MonpX · 12-22-2004, 10:48 PM

well earlier today at my local mall, me and my friends bought about 120 condoms, and went around the mall, giving everyone a safe christmas.

fusi0n · 12-22-2004, 10:50 PM

You're not funny. Get out now.

UWSTopGun · 12-22-2004, 10:59 PM

That's a weak story, and it's super old and if you really did it, you wasted a lot of money for nothing.

ThEclipse · 12-22-2004, 11:09 PM

YOU'RE 3 DAYS EARLY

SORRY

**Rebirth0** · 12-22-2004, 11:41 PM

Have a safe christmas, dumbass.

jewpinthethird · 12-22-2004, 11:43 PM

You sir, are a comic genius. If I worked for ABC, I would hire you to write for a sitcom.

emccky · 12-23-2004, 06:54 AM

I sure do hope your joking jewp.

**Tank101** · 12-23-2004, 07:00 AM

I think he forgot to add sarcasm tags.

Bahamut-X · 12-23-2004, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonpX

well earlier today at my local mall, me and my friends bought about 120 condoms, and went around the mall, giving everyone a safe christmas.

N00b. That is retarded and not funny at all.

emccky · 12-23-2004, 09:26 AM

It was funny to them because their 12 year old minds just found out what a condom is.

flypie743 · 12-23-2004, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emccky

It was funny to them because their 12 year old minds just found out what a condom is.

Burnt.

HansSky · 12-23-2004, 10:17 AM

wai....what's a condom??????

Pooping_Panda · 12-23-2004, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HansSky

wai....what's a condom??????

a magic dolphin

evilbutterfly · 12-23-2004, 11:34 AM

I used to think condom was an abbreviation for condominium. You guys must have spent a fortune on all that housing! =O

Varia · 12-23-2004, 01:08 PM

One time I woke up on Christmas morning, and realized I didn't care about the stupid, piece of garbage holiday. Then I ate some cereal, said hi to everyone and went back to sleep. Well, I forget whether it was go back to sleep or go on the computer and ignore everyone.

For presents, I gave everyone beef jerky. What did I get? A toy racecar. Those jerks. Jerky is the most awesome thing ever. How dare they give me a toy racecar. I am outraged to this very day.

I hope Santa is put into one of those torture hentais. You know, where like the guy comes in with a knife and stabs them in the heart and then does them and then a bunch of tentacles come out of his eyes and the tentacles eat santa. Then, because santa was eaten, the little pieces of Santa reform in the guy's womb and he gets pregnant. Then he has an abortion.

Christmas cheer all around.

Darkk_Warrior · 12-23-2004, 01:23 PM

you have too much time on your hands.

Ganondorf3000 · 12-23-2004, 01:33 PM

During chrismas I go to my grandparent house, eat food till we're fat pigs, Play some games with family and kick there ass

...(In Super Smash brothers ever since I have been fox they hate him.) then eat some more getting even fatter with all the franks we could eat. Then we go downstairs to open presents. I'm the one that usually never gets anything except a check...

I hope I get enough money to buy something useful!

evilbutterfly · 12-23-2004, 08:35 PM

His name is Fox McCloud. Get it right, newb.

And nothing is wrong with a check, as long as it's fat and sassy

Laharl · 12-23-2004, 08:38 PM

And here I thought this thread was going to be about A Christmas Story, the best Christmas movie of all time.

WOW! WHOOPIE! A ZEPPLIN!

JurseyRider734 · 12-23-2004, 08:39 PM

You mean a zeppelin?

12-22-2004, 10:48 PM	#1
MonpX FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 43	christmas story well earlier today at my local mall, me and my friends bought about 120 condoms, and went around the mall, giving everyone a safe christmas. __________________

12-22-2004, 10:50 PM	#2
fusi0n FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Indianapolis, IN Age: 38 Posts: 2,158	RE: christmas story You're not funny. Get out now.

12-22-2004, 10:59 PM	#3
UWSTopGun Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 668	RE: christmas story That's a weak story, and it's super old and if you really did it, you wasted a lot of money for nothing.

12-22-2004, 11:09 PM	#4
ThEclipse FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: i did it all for the nookie Posts: 1,641	RE: christmas story YOU'RE 3 DAYS EARLY SORRY

12-22-2004, 11:41 PM	#5
Rebirth0 FFR Originalbro Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Age: 35 Posts: 8,751	RE: christmas story Have a safe christmas, dumbass.

12-22-2004, 11:43 PM	#6
jewpinthethird (The Fat's Sabobah) Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Palm Springs, California Posts: 11,711	RE: christmas story You sir, are a comic genius. If I worked for ABC, I would hire you to write for a sitcom.

12-23-2004, 06:54 AM	#7
emccky Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: word Posts: 4,811	RE: christmas story I sure do hope your joking jewp.

12-23-2004, 07:00 AM	#8
Tank101 I V vi iii IV I IV V Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The Tent Age: 34 Posts: 2,082	RE: christmas story I think he forgot to add sarcasm tags.

12-23-2004, 09:26 AM	#10
emccky Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: word Posts: 4,811	RE: Re: christmas story It was funny to them because their 12 year old minds just found out what a condom is.

12-23-2004, 10:17 AM	#12
HansSky FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: ----> Age: 38 Posts: 1,925	RE: Re: RE: Re: christmas story wai....what's a condom?????? __________________ hi

12-23-2004, 11:34 AM	#14
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 39 Posts: 5,784	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: christmas story I used to think condom was an abbreviation for condominium. You guys must have spent a fortune on all that housing! =O __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

12-23-2004, 01:08 PM	#15
Varia FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: San Diego, bitches Age: 39 Posts: 1,713	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: christmas story One time I woke up on Christmas morning, and realized I didn't care about the stupid, piece of garbage holiday. Then I ate some cereal, said hi to everyone and went back to sleep. Well, I forget whether it was go back to sleep or go on the computer and ignore everyone. For presents, I gave everyone beef jerky. What did I get? A toy racecar. Those jerks. Jerky is the most awesome thing ever. How dare they give me a toy racecar. I am outraged to this very day. I hope Santa is put into one of those torture hentais. You know, where like the guy comes in with a knife and stabs them in the heart and then does them and then a bunch of tentacles come out of his eyes and the tentacles eat santa. Then, because santa was eaten, the little pieces of Santa reform in the guy's womb and he gets pregnant. Then he has an abortion. Christmas cheer all around. __________________ GB CHALLENGE IS HOMOSEXUAL ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL? I THINK SO

12-23-2004, 01:23 PM	#16
Darkk_Warrior FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Arizona Posts: 8	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: christmas story you have too much time on your hands. __________________ <img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/gtomczak71189/minsig2.gif> ^ RealmGX: Gamers Xtreme. Forums about console gaming, programming, Diablo II, WoW, and more! Tons of friendly members. Register today! www.realmgx.com

12-23-2004, 01:33 PM	#17
Ganondorf3000 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: ass Posts: 34	During chrismas I go to my grandparent house, eat food till we're fat pigs, Play some games with family and kick there ass ...(In Super Smash brothers ever since I have been fox they hate him.) then eat some more getting even fatter with all the franks we could eat. Then we go downstairs to open presents. I'm the one that usually never gets anything except a check... I hope I get enough money to buy something useful!

12-23-2004, 08:35 PM	#18
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 39 Posts: 5,784	His name is Fox McCloud. Get it right, newb. And nothing is wrong with a check, as long as it's fat and sassy __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

12-23-2004, 08:38 PM	#19
Laharl FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV Age: 40 Posts: 1,821	And here I thought this thread was going to be about A Christmas Story, the best Christmas movie of all time. WOW! WHOOPIE! A ZEPPLIN! __________________ SIG PICTURES: POINTLESSLY TAKING UP BANDWIDTH SINCE THE INCEPTION OF THE INTERNET

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