shameful confessions :x - Page 5

**robertsona** · 09-4-2008, 05:05 PM

i play halo :O
i also jack off to pictures of master chief until it's bedtime and then i jack off and hate myself and start cutting my wrists and cry myself to sleep and then when i wake up there's blood all over my bed

and then i jack off again

Spenner · 09-4-2008, 05:05 PM

I have had a crush on a 4 1/2 year old and have never had the guts to ask him out

**funmonkey54** · 09-4-2008, 05:06 PM

I have a surprisingly low self esteem.

**robertsona** · 09-4-2008, 05:07 PM

I have 30 credits
EDIT: nvm 40

**funmonkey54** · 09-4-2008, 05:09 PM

Yesterday I had to explain to 2 14 year old girls what an orgasm was and how it worked. (no joking)

**i love you** · 09-4-2008, 05:12 PM

Here is my full list of shameful confessions:

1. I was a girl once who edated guys just to look like more like a hot girl.
2. I got blasklisted for using ASD on FGO songs and for songs I hated.
3. I'm a virgin...(18 yrs old believe it or not >_>)
4. I jack off just to jack better in FFR and SM.
5. I watch hentai a lot more than real life porn.
6. Can't AAA max forever.
7. On my excite bike video for STD_Sappy, People said that i sounded like the cookie monster! T.T
8. People think that i'm gay because of my username.
9. Once I wake up in the morning, first thing i do is get on the computer to see if I got any comments.
10. I hate cats...Nah i'm joking

That's all i can think of...

Spenner · 09-4-2008, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funmonkey54

Yesterday I had to explain to 214 year old girls what an orgasm was and how it worked. (no joking)

Fix'd

Have fun

SpammyMcSquirrel · 09-4-2008, 05:17 PM

In 8th grade, I was scared of going to High School cause I thought I'd be beat up by seniors.

**Mr.Nothing** · 09-4-2008, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpammyMcSquirrel

In 8th grade, I was scared of going to High School cause I thought I'd be beat up by seniors.

I would have beaten Spammy up if he had come to my high school.
I'm so ashamed... T.T

**funmonkey54** · 09-4-2008, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spenner

Fix'd

Have fun

ooooh. good one! (NOT)
You annoy me.

And it is true. I started off by saying the female version of an erection (terrible way to start). Then had to explain what an erection was when I was done.
-____________________________-

**Mr.Nothing** · 09-4-2008, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funmonkey54

the female version of an erection

LMFAO!
I cracked up when I read this.
Teh clitoris gitz earect lololollolooll

**TheRapingDragon** · 09-4-2008, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funmonkey54

Yesterday I had to explain to 2 14 year old girls what an orgasm was and how it worked. (no joking)

Talk about irony.

**funmonkey54** · 09-4-2008, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRapingDragon

Talk about irony.

Especially considering one looked worried after I told her. This is the same girl that keeps coming on to me and asking me out. -_____-

**TheRapingDragon** · 09-4-2008, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funmonkey54

Especially considering one looked worried after I told her. This is the same girl that keeps coming on to me and asking me out. -_____-

Dramatic irony territory reached.

**5.points** · 09-4-2008, 05:26 PM

I'm probably the shortest person my age on this site.

**ooobl.** · 09-4-2008, 05:29 PM

I almost failed geometry and science in the 8th grade.
I really enjoy DXM :/
I'm gay.
I try to act macho in real life and feel like an ape the entire time.
I got 2 of my friends expelled from middle school. Both of them are phenomenally smart.
I have an intense fear of smelling bad.
I got a special ed kid expelled in elementary school because he sat next to my little sister and I got worried i guess. I jumped him and told security he was being "inappropriate."
The last one makes me feel horrible every day.

**funmonkey54** · 09-4-2008, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRapingDragon

Dramatic irony territory reached.

I know...
Although I don't really mind too much. At least she is hot.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 5.points

I'm probably the shortest person my age on this site.

I am probably one of the tallest. I am over 6 feet tall and I just turned 14. (Not THE tallest, one of them though)

korny · 09-4-2008, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ooobl.

I really enjoy DXM :/

There is nothing to be ashamed of for loving DXM.

**ooobl.** · 09-4-2008, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by korny

There is nothing to be ashamed of for loving DXM.

It is really fun...
but most people are like "2 bottils robatusin wat"
also dxm in public= win

korny · 09-4-2008, 05:39 PM

Robitussin is gross and weak. Drink two bottles of zicam and tell me how you feel rofl.

09-4-2008, 05:05 PM	#81
robertsona missa in h-moll Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: nyc Age: 30 Posts: 3,997	Re: shameful confessions :x i play halo :O i also jack off to pictures of master chief until it's bedtime and then i jack off and hate myself and start cutting my wrists and cry myself to sleep and then when i wake up there's blood all over my bed and then i jack off again __________________

09-4-2008, 05:05 PM	#82
Spenner Forum User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Canada Age: 33 Posts: 2,403	Re: shameful confessions :x I have had a crush on a 4 1/2 year old and have never had the guts to ask him out __________________

09-4-2008, 05:06 PM	#83
funmonkey54 The Chill Keeper Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,127	Re: shameful confessions :x I have a surprisingly low self esteem. __________________

09-4-2008, 05:07 PM	#84
robertsona missa in h-moll Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: nyc Age: 30 Posts: 3,997	Re: shameful confessions :x I have 30 credits EDIT: nvm 40 __________________

09-4-2008, 05:09 PM	#85
funmonkey54 The Chill Keeper Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,127	Re: shameful confessions :x Yesterday I had to explain to 2 14 year old girls what an orgasm was and how it worked. (no joking) __________________

09-4-2008, 05:12 PM	#86
i love you Live a wonderful life~ Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 7,313	Re: shameful confessions :x Here is my full list of shameful confessions: 1. I was a girl once who edated guys just to look like more like a hot girl. 2. I got blasklisted for using ASD on FGO songs and for songs I hated. 3. I'm a virgin...(18 yrs old believe it or not >_>) 4. I jack off just to jack better in FFR and SM. 5. I watch hentai a lot more than real life porn. 6. Can't AAA max forever. 7. On my excite bike video for STD_Sappy, People said that i sounded like the cookie monster! T.T 8. People think that i'm gay because of my username. 9. Once I wake up in the morning, first thing i do is get on the computer to see if I got any comments. 10. I hate cats...Nah i'm joking That's all i can think of... __________________ =============================== The idea that RDCP 3 may come out in the future is a fun thought to have~ ===============================

09-4-2008, 05:17 PM	#88
SpammyMcSquirrel FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Æ Posts: 816	Re: shameful confessions :x In 8th grade, I was scared of going to High School cause I thought I'd be beat up by seniors.

09-4-2008, 05:26 PM	#95
5.points Provy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ohio Age: 32 Posts: 671	Re: shameful confessions :x I'm probably the shortest person my age on this site. __________________

09-4-2008, 05:29 PM	#96
ooobl. bevarages for lyfe Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: CBUS IM COOL Age: 18 Posts: 228	Re: shameful confessions :x I almost failed geometry and science in the 8th grade. I really enjoy DXM :/ I'm gay. I try to act macho in real life and feel like an ape the entire time. I got 2 of my friends expelled from middle school. Both of them are phenomenally smart. I have an intense fear of smelling bad. I got a special ed kid expelled in elementary school because he sat next to my little sister and I got worried i guess. I jumped him and told security he was being "inappropriate." The last one makes me feel horrible every day. __________________

09-4-2008, 05:39 PM	#100
korny It's Saint Pepsi bitch Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, tx Age: 36 Posts: 4,385	Re: shameful confessions :x Robitussin is gross and weak. Drink two bottles of zicam and tell me how you feel rofl.

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