A little Christmas Help - Page 2

tnyhwk900 · 12-11-2004, 08:22 PM

WTF? The Creeper posted...

justaguy · 12-11-2004, 08:23 PM

you posted wtf?

JurseyRider734 · 12-11-2004, 08:23 PM

Because I asked him to.

Varia · 12-11-2004, 08:29 PM

In regards of the puppy:

Buy it for her.

**sleeplessdragn** · 12-11-2004, 08:32 PM

to jursey's parents:

get her the puppy and i will make a song about it.

sleeplessdragn

tnyhwk900 · 12-11-2004, 08:34 PM

And SD makes some good stuff. Consider it your birthday present from FFR to you guys for making a girl's dream come true. Isn't that so sweet?

flypie743 · 12-11-2004, 08:35 PM

To whom it may concern (Jurs' 'rents):

Buy Jurs a puppy. Then convince my parents to let me get one. LOL THX 4 UR TIEM.

muhc luv (not rly--i dont no u)
flaipai

qwertyddr · 12-11-2004, 08:42 PM

dear jurs's mom
u should really get jurs the puppy for christmas because of all she has done extra in trying to earn one. it would make her da happiest ever =)
-qwerty

ananana · 12-11-2004, 08:51 PM

Dear Miss Halina,

Eva would like a Black Lab. Please get her one for she deserves it.

I used to have TWO! Both named Kelly. One was a boy and the other a girl. Kelly died of a heart attack and Kelly became a firedog because she was deaf.

Sincerely,
Ana

Reim · 12-11-2004, 08:52 PM

Dear Mr and Mrs Rider,

All the cuteness in your household has been concentrated into Ms.Jurs, and I would beleive that to prevent the earth and it's surroundings, ergo the universe, from imploding on itself due to the un-dilluded cuteness in your home, you must purchase Ms.Jurs a infant kaynine which would inevitably spread the cuteness concentration into two bodies of mass in your home, thus preventing the implosion of the universe. Now I know what you're thinking, "What's in it for me?" and I'll tell you. Have you ever dropped a morcel of food on the floor, and had to clean it up? Well I'll tell you, with a infant kaynine, or "puppy", will adorably eat the fallen edible material. Now it is in my best interest, aswell as yours, to prevent the implosion of the universe and tiny messes of food in the Riders' house.

Thank you for your time.
- Reimah cuteypernts snugglemuffin

trillobyite · 12-11-2004, 08:59 PM

Dear,

Yeah. Puppy. Jurs. sure. I have no idea what we are doing. I'm tired. Oh, and dont get addicted to the puppy jurs. They look nice but they are evil in the inside they kill people and eat them like cannibals and hannibals.

doggyhog2030 · 12-11-2004, 09:05 PM

Dear jurseys mom, Ya i have a puppy too...they really arnt as much of a hastle as you think, they just lay there, and look cute...what more is there to ask for, so you comp it once in a while....and feed it, but thats like one minute a day to fill up its bowl. At the same time, you can teach it tricks when your bored. Jursey really wants this puppy, and if he is saying he can be responsible with it, you should maybe give him a try with it....Hope everything goes well (I suggest a Golden Retriever or a sheitzoo [however you spell the second one]) Golden retrieveres are extremly smart...but can grow bigger....shietzoo if treated nicly, will cozy up with you while watcing movie, and they dont grow big...meaning less food..meaning less $ so i would go with that....

~Good Luck

~Matt N (Massachusettes)

Rynn · 12-11-2004, 09:06 PM

El Madre de la Jursoo-

Please get Jursoo a new puppy and/or kitty. Because of the lack of a little pony named Loompkin in your daughter's life, she must have un perro. Hubert needs a new buddy, as does Jack. You wouldn't want to disappoint all these people, who want a Jursoo to have a puppy. Do you? Of course not. So get it. Now.

Love from your new daughter named Rynnsoo

JurseyRider734 · 12-11-2004, 09:13 PM

Thanks guys, I read her all of your letters. I think she's a little annoyed that I bugged her, but at least she'll know that I won't be the only one who will be disappointed if I don't get a puppy.

<3

UWSTopGun · 12-11-2004, 09:57 PM

I keep bugging my parents saying im buying a cat for myself and if I can't you will pay for it.

Parents: No more cats, the fat cat we have will try to kill it and the dog will play with it so much it'll die.
Me: Who the fuck cares? I WANT MY GOD DAMN FUCKING CAT NOW!!!!!!

EDIT: LET AVA OR EVA GET THE PUPPPPPPPPY!

hydrojakep · 12-11-2004, 09:59 PM

Show her my video again.

emccky · 12-11-2004, 10:29 PM

Get her a puppy MOM

The_Q · 12-11-2004, 10:32 PM

Dear Eva's Mom,

I need a new puppy to kick. Eva's should work well. Assuming she gets one. Buy it for her!

Q

JurseyRider734 · 12-12-2004, 04:23 PM

So I was like to my mom "Mom, now if you don't get me a puppy, 50 or more people will be disappointed and angry at you." and she says "Well you started it"

So guys, if I don't get a puppy, you all have to come to my house as an angry mob and bang on the door.

imported_The_Creeper · 12-21-2004, 03:24 PM

................yes..

12-11-2004, 08:22 PM	#21
tnyhwk900 FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your pocket Age: 35 Posts: 4,106	RE: Re: RE: Re: A little Christmas Help WTF? The Creeper posted... __________________

12-11-2004, 08:23 PM	#22
justaguy Forum User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: next 2 no 1 in oregon rofl Posts: 3,566	RE: Re: RE: Re: A little Christmas Help you posted wtf? __________________ #TeamSwoll

12-11-2004, 08:29 PM	#24
Varia FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: San Diego, bitches Age: 39 Posts: 1,713	RE: Re: RE: Re: A little Christmas Help In regards of the puppy: Buy it for her. __________________ GB CHALLENGE IS HOMOSEXUAL ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL? I THINK SO

12-11-2004, 08:32 PM	#25
sleeplessdragn ~Bang that beat Harder~ Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 2,321	RE: Re: RE: Re: A little Christmas Help to jursey's parents: get her the puppy and i will make a song about it. sleeplessdragn __________________

12-11-2004, 08:34 PM	#26
tnyhwk900 FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your pocket Age: 35 Posts: 4,106	RE: Re: RE: Re: A little Christmas Help And SD makes some good stuff. Consider it your birthday present from FFR to you guys for making a girl's dream come true. Isn't that so sweet? __________________

12-11-2004, 08:35 PM	#27
flypie743 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: fairyland Posts: 3,210	RE: Re: RE: Re: A little Christmas Help To whom it may concern (Jurs' 'rents): Buy Jurs a puppy. Then convince my parents to let me get one. LOL THX 4 UR TIEM. muhc luv (not rly--i dont no u) flaipai __________________ IF YOU ARE THE BOMB YOU WILL CLICK THIS and if you dont, you suck.

12-11-2004, 08:42 PM	#28
qwertyddr FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: michigan Age: 37 Posts: 64	dear jurs's mom u should really get jurs the puppy for christmas because of all she has done extra in trying to earn one. it would make her da happiest ever =) -qwerty __________________

12-11-2004, 08:51 PM	#29
ananana FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Atlanta Age: 38 Posts: 632	Dear Miss Halina, Eva would like a Black Lab. Please get her one for she deserves it. I used to have TWO! Both named Kelly. One was a boy and the other a girl. Kelly died of a heart attack and Kelly became a firedog because she was deaf. Sincerely, Ana

12-11-2004, 08:52 PM	#30
Reim FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 16	Dear Mr and Mrs Rider, All the cuteness in your household has been concentrated into Ms.Jurs, and I would beleive that to prevent the earth and it's surroundings, ergo the universe, from imploding on itself due to the un-dilluded cuteness in your home, you must purchase Ms.Jurs a infant kaynine which would inevitably spread the cuteness concentration into two bodies of mass in your home, thus preventing the implosion of the universe. Now I know what you're thinking, "What's in it for me?" and I'll tell you. Have you ever dropped a morcel of food on the floor, and had to clean it up? Well I'll tell you, with a infant kaynine, or "puppy", will adorably eat the fallen edible material. Now it is in my best interest, aswell as yours, to prevent the implosion of the universe and tiny messes of food in the Riders' house. Thank you for your time. - Reimah cuteypernts snugglemuffin

12-11-2004, 08:59 PM	#31
trillobyite FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: New York Posts: 310	Dear, Yeah. Puppy. Jurs. sure. I have no idea what we are doing. I'm tired. Oh, and dont get addicted to the puppy jurs. They look nice but they are evil in the inside they kill people and eat them like cannibals and hannibals. __________________ Every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilizations, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every hopeful child, every mother and father, every inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every superstar, every supreme leader, every saint and sinner in the history of our species, lives here on a mote of dust, suspended in a sunbeam. http://obs.nineplanets.org/psc/pbd.html

12-11-2004, 09:05 PM	#32
doggyhog2030 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 4	RE: Re: RE: Re: A little Christmas Help Dear jurseys mom, Ya i have a puppy too...they really arnt as much of a hastle as you think, they just lay there, and look cute...what more is there to ask for, so you comp it once in a while....and feed it, but thats like one minute a day to fill up its bowl. At the same time, you can teach it tricks when your bored. Jursey really wants this puppy, and if he is saying he can be responsible with it, you should maybe give him a try with it....Hope everything goes well (I suggest a Golden Retriever or a sheitzoo [however you spell the second one]) Golden retrieveres are extremly smart...but can grow bigger....shietzoo if treated nicly, will cozy up with you while watcing movie, and they dont grow big...meaning less food..meaning less $ so i would go with that.... ~Good Luck ~Matt N (Massachusettes)

12-11-2004, 09:06 PM	#33
Rynn FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3	El Madre de la Jursoo- Please get Jursoo a new puppy and/or kitty. Because of the lack of a little pony named Loompkin in your daughter's life, she must have un perro. Hubert needs a new buddy, as does Jack. You wouldn't want to disappoint all these people, who want a Jursoo to have a puppy. Do you? Of course not. So get it. Now. Love from your new daughter named Rynnsoo

12-11-2004, 09:57 PM	#35
UWSTopGun Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 668	RE: Re: RE: Re: A little Christmas Help I keep bugging my parents saying im buying a cat for myself and if I can't you will pay for it. Parents: No more cats, the fat cat we have will try to kill it and the dog will play with it so much it'll die. Me: Who the fuck cares? I WANT MY GOD DAMN FUCKING CAT NOW!!!!!! EDIT: LET AVA OR EVA GET THE PUPPPPPPPPY!

12-11-2004, 09:59 PM	#36
hydrojakep FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Earth. Age: 34 Posts: 2,293	RE: Re: RE: Re: A little Christmas Help Show her my video again. __________________

12-11-2004, 10:29 PM	#37
emccky Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: word Posts: 4,811	RE: Re: RE: Re: A little Christmas Help Get her a puppy MOM

12-11-2004, 10:32 PM	#38
The_Q FFR Player Join Date: May 2004 Location: Columbus, OH Age: 36 Posts: 4,391	RE: Re: RE: Re: A little Christmas Help Dear Eva's Mom, I need a new puppy to kick. Eva's should work well. Assuming she gets one. Buy it for her! Q

12-21-2004, 03:24 PM	#40
imported_The_Creeper FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 14	RE: Re: RE: Re: A little Christmas Help ................yes.. __________________ Some People are Alive Simply because its Illegal to Kill them.

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