The blonde joke thread

Yanah_the_Master · 06-16-2003, 05:07 AM

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
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**Freak83** · 06-16-2003, 09:20 AM

What do you do if a blonde is holding a pin in his/her hand?

Run! There's a grenade in his/her mouth!

freaknacage · 06-16-2003, 01:45 PM

how can you confuse a blonde?

give her a bag of m&m's and tell her to put them in alphabetical order

QreepyBORIS · 06-16-2003, 01:54 PM

How do you kill a blonde?

Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

freaknacage · 06-16-2003, 01:56 PM

i almost used that one...
what do you call 10 blondes lined up in a row?

a wind tunnel

Yanah_the_Master · 06-16-2003, 02:55 PM

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

when you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking

QreepyBORIS · 06-16-2003, 03:23 PM

I heard that one.....

freaknacage · 06-16-2003, 03:30 PM

i almost used that one...
what do you call a blonde with half of a brain?

gifted

SotN · 06-16-2003, 05:07 PM

http://forum.4drulers.com/showthread...&threadid=5186

QreepyBORIS · 06-16-2003, 05:11 PM

Freak posted that, "prick" (as one of the forum goers put it).

clairmai · 06-16-2003, 07:01 PM

more of a riddle than a joke...

ok, there's three girls driving in a car: a blonde, a brunnette and a red heard. obviously, the blonde is driving, otherwise, they wouldn't have driven into a lake. anyways, the car sinks down into the water. 5 minutes later, the brunette swims up to the surface. 10 minutes later, the red head swims up to the surface. one hour later, the blonde swims up. the brunette and red head both ask "what the hell took you so long?" the blonde replies "i couldn't get the door open..."

**87x** · 06-17-2003, 03:07 AM

hmm... now... correct me if im wrong... but when the brunette got out and the red head got out.. their windows would of been ope.. right... well if the car was sunk... then it would of filled with water... and even if their was air trapped in the curved roof shape of the car.. it wouldnt of supported a single person an entire hour especially if they were breating heavily trying to open a door... sry i had to logical.. i just didnt think that joke was funny...

Yanah_the_Master · 06-17-2003, 06:01 AM

*punches 87x*

now do ya get it?

freaknacage · 06-18-2003, 12:34 PM

yall are weird...

scorpio1690 · 06-18-2003, 07:02 PM

Yes, "yall" are weird

Two blondes come out of the mall and see they forgot their keys in the car. All of a sudden it starts raining while they're trying to open the door with a coat hanger. Then one of the blondes says,"Hurry up! It's starting to rain and they top's off!"

QreepyBORIS · 06-21-2003, 08:46 PM

I have a non-blonde riddle:

What is "sisomso"? (I made this riddle myself

)

Somebody post an answer if they fugre it out. Its terribly easy, seeing as a 12 year old made it up. No, its not stupid, nor retarded.

zestyburrito3 · 06-24-2003, 09:05 PM

excuse me but wut do u have against blondes? thats really mean tell ur blonde jokes SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!

scorpio1690 · 06-25-2003, 01:00 AM

Don't complain, this is the blonde jokes thread dumbass, this is where we're allowed to post these.....

Yanah_the_Master · 06-25-2003, 07:41 AM

[some of the FREAKING RETARDED CHAT ROOM ABBREAVIATIONS have been changed for my sanity]

Quote:

Originally Posted by zestyburrito3

excuse me, but what do you have against blondes? thats really mean! tell your blonde jokes SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!

dont come here if you dont like blonde joke, if we get someone like you anywhere else, THERE WILL BE NO FUCKING PLACE TO POST THEM GOD DAMMIT

deepless · 06-25-2003, 10:36 PM

u tell him yanah

06-16-2003, 05:07 AM	#1
Yanah_the_Master Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ban Evasion Posts: 1,126	The blonde joke thread How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Scroll Down Scroll up

06-16-2003, 01:45 PM	#3
freaknacage FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The 13th layer of hell Posts: 803	how can you confuse a blonde? give her a bag of m&m's and tell her to put them in alphabetical order __________________ Tips on life: 1) Don\'t work so hard 2)Get more sleep 3)Relax! Because in the end, everything tastes like chicken. And chicken... tastes good...

06-16-2003, 01:54 PM	#4
QreepyBORIS FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: It is a mystery. Age: 35 Posts: 7,454	How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. __________________ Signature subject to change. THE ZERRRRRG.

06-16-2003, 01:56 PM	#5
freaknacage FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The 13th layer of hell Posts: 803	i almost used that one... what do you call 10 blondes lined up in a row? a wind tunnel __________________ Tips on life: 1) Don\'t work so hard 2)Get more sleep 3)Relax! Because in the end, everything tastes like chicken. And chicken... tastes good...

06-16-2003, 03:23 PM	#7
QreepyBORIS FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: It is a mystery. Age: 35 Posts: 7,454	I heard that one..... __________________ Signature subject to change. THE ZERRRRRG.

06-16-2003, 09:20 AM	#2
Freak83 FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 3,281	What do you do if a blonde is holding a pin in his/her hand? Run! There's a grenade in his/her mouth!

06-16-2003, 02:55 PM	#6
Yanah_the_Master Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ban Evasion Posts: 1,126	what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking

06-16-2003, 03:30 PM	#8
freaknacage FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The 13th layer of hell Posts: 803	i almost used that one... what do you call a blonde with half of a brain? gifted __________________ Tips on life: 1) Don\'t work so hard 2)Get more sleep 3)Relax! Because in the end, everything tastes like chicken. And chicken... tastes good...

06-16-2003, 05:07 PM	#9
SotN FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,159	http://forum.4drulers.com/showthread...&threadid=5186 __________________ 209

06-16-2003, 05:11 PM	#10
QreepyBORIS FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: It is a mystery. Age: 35 Posts: 7,454	Freak posted that, "prick" (as one of the forum goers put it). __________________ Signature subject to change. THE ZERRRRRG.

06-16-2003, 07:01 PM	#11
clairmai FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 212	more of a riddle than a joke... ok, there's three girls driving in a car: a blonde, a brunnette and a red heard. obviously, the blonde is driving, otherwise, they wouldn't have driven into a lake. anyways, the car sinks down into the water. 5 minutes later, the brunette swims up to the surface. 10 minutes later, the red head swims up to the surface. one hour later, the blonde swims up. the brunette and red head both ask "what the hell took you so long?" the blonde replies "i couldn't get the door open..." __________________

06-17-2003, 03:07 AM	#12
87x Retired Staff Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: VA Age: 40 Posts: 4,379	hmm... now... correct me if im wrong... but when the brunette got out and the red head got out.. their windows would of been ope.. right... well if the car was sunk... then it would of filled with water... and even if their was air trapped in the curved roof shape of the car.. it wouldnt of supported a single person an entire hour especially if they were breating heavily trying to open a door... sry i had to logical.. i just didnt think that joke was funny... __________________ RAVEnHEXa: Lip ring is because I want to be a professional piercer. 87x: more like.. professional goth.

06-17-2003, 06:01 AM	#13
Yanah_the_Master Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ban Evasion Posts: 1,126	punches 87x now do ya get it?

06-18-2003, 12:34 PM	#14
freaknacage FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The 13th layer of hell Posts: 803	yall are weird... __________________ Tips on life: 1) Don\'t work so hard 2)Get more sleep 3)Relax! Because in the end, everything tastes like chicken. And chicken... tastes good...

06-18-2003, 07:02 PM	#15
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 35 Posts: 4,817	Yes, "yall" are weird Two blondes come out of the mall and see they forgot their keys in the car. All of a sudden it starts raining while they're trying to open the door with a coat hanger. Then one of the blondes says,"Hurry up! It's starting to rain and they top's off!"

06-21-2003, 08:46 PM	#16
QreepyBORIS FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: It is a mystery. Age: 35 Posts: 7,454	I have a non-blonde riddle: What is "sisomso"? (I made this riddle myself ) Somebody post an answer if they fugre it out. Its terribly easy, seeing as a 12 year old made it up. No, its not stupid, nor retarded. __________________ Signature subject to change. THE ZERRRRRG.

06-24-2003, 09:05 PM	#17
zestyburrito3 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: not tellin ya'll Posts: 14	excuse me but wut do u have against blondes? thats really mean tell ur blonde jokes SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!

06-25-2003, 01:00 AM	#18
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 35 Posts: 4,817	Don't complain, this is the blonde jokes thread dumbass, this is where we're allowed to post these.....

06-25-2003, 10:36 PM	#20
deepless FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: did u ever think of looking in ur sisters room? Posts: 175	u tell him yanah __________________ DDR IS ALOT LIKE SEX YOU DONT HAVE TO BE GOOD AT IT TO ENJOY IT

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