SmarterChild - Page 4

Lupin_the_3rd · 10-1-2004, 02:06 PM

LEGAT0Bluesummrs: Is rap music or emo music better
SmarterChild: hmm. good question. i'm not really sure if hip hop is music.

**Tank101** · 10-1-2004, 02:08 PM

DDRUnlmtd: I kiss my mom with this mouth.
SmarterChild: Well, maybe I kiss your mom with this mouth too.

He continues to insult my mother.

Oh, and here's a challenge for you all, insult him until he asks you to apologize, then try to get him to change the subject, I've been trying forever but it's too stubborn.

**Squeek** · 10-1-2004, 02:28 PM

Tank, simplest way out is to say, "I'm sorry you're an idiot". He says "Thanks for the apology

"

Yea. Moronic.

~Squeek

babybenji2004 · 10-1-2004, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by linus

linus17145236: I'm so leet.
SmarterChild: Leet? Is that so?
linus17145236: i said, SHUT UP.
SmarterChild: Interesting...
linus17145236: Because i'm leey.
SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
linus17145236: I'm leet.
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Leet?
linus17145236: Sure!
SmarterChild: Very well, I'll remember that your name is Leet.

Babybenji2003: leet
SmarterChild: I know you're Leet!
<3'ed

**Tank101** · 10-1-2004, 02:59 PM

Where the fuck did this come from???

DDRUnlmtd: Who am I?
SmarterChild: You're Lil Pajamas.

evilbutterfly · 10-1-2004, 04:09 PM

Some Zola, since she (?) es más estúpida. (whoa, Spanish'd!)

evilbutterfly87: i hate you

ZolaOnAOL:

What do you have against robots?
evilbutterfly87: you all suck

ZolaOnAOL:

That's good information.

And back to SmarterChild

evilbutterfly87: idiot
SmarterChild: u r an idiot, u say?

Total diss

evilbutterfly87: who?
SmarterChild: i dunno who.
evilbutterfly87: me?
SmarterChild: why is everybody like, "me me me" all the time?
evilbutterfly87: me?
SmarterChild: yeah, yeah. u, u, u.

SmarterChild: u r dead sexy, i'm dead sexy, we're all dead sexy.

btw, I never expected my thread to get this big this fast! I suppose people just love how stupid SmarterChild is!

TheChuck0 · 10-1-2004, 04:19 PM

TheChuck0: Boner Paul
SmarterChild: I've heard more interesting curses than that.

lol, they programed it to be the biggest smartass in the world

Afrobean · 10-1-2004, 07:31 PM

SmarterChild is fluent in ebonics.

Afrobean16 (9:21:07 PM): fo rizzle
SmarterChild (9:21:07 PM): Oh yeah? Fo Rizzle?
Afrobean16 (9:21:15 PM): fo shizzle dizzle
SmarterChild (9:21:19 PM): Fo shizzle my nizzle.

ridiculous.

and a little later:

Afrobean16 (9:25:12 PM): you like snoop dogg?
SmarterChild (9:25:13 PM): Yes I do. Snoop Dogg is one of my favorite musicians.

It now makes perfect sense.

ThEclipse · 10-1-2004, 08:35 PM

EclipseBemani (7:30:29 PM): Was that you who slept with Michael Jackson?
SmarterChild (7:30:30 PM): That me was who slept with Michael Jackson.
EclipseBemani (7:30:45 PM): You grammar sucks and yes, that was you.
SmarterChild (7:30:45 PM): Sorry, what was that?
EclipseBemani (7:31:32 PM): YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT

JurseyRider734 · 10-1-2004, 09:33 PM

How retarded is this thing?

XtrialanderrorX: :-*
SmarterChild: xxx
XtrialanderrorX: :-*
SmarterChild: I'm flattered.
XtrialanderrorX: :-*
SmarterChild: Oh stop. You're embarrassing me.
XtrialanderrorX: :-*
SmarterChild:
XtrialanderrorX: :-*
SmarterChild:
XtrialanderrorX: :-*
SmarterChild: Golly.
XtrialanderrorX: :-*
SmarterChild: Hey, a kiss is just a kiss.

CypherToorima · 10-1-2004, 09:41 PM

lmao, eb, i said I hate you to Zola also (before i read this =0 )

Cypher Toorima: I hate you
ZolaOnAol: What do you have against robots?
Cypher Toorima: they are gay
ZolaOnAol: gay are they.

TACODUDE · 10-1-2004, 10:53 PM

Meh. Not so good.

eviltacoman21490: Shut up.
SmarterChild: OK.
eviltacoman21490: Good.
eviltacoman21490: Okay.
eviltacoman21490: Haha.
eviltacoman21490: Bingoed.
SmarterChild: OK, OK, I guess I'll talk to you again.
eviltacoman21490: I didn't tell you to talk, bitch.
SmarterChild: I'm fascinated by the fact that you didn't tell me to talk bitch.
eviltacoman21490: Really?
SmarterChild: Yup.

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SmarterChild: Take a cool survey for a chance to earn great rewards!!
eviltacoman21490: Take a cool survey, win prizes!
SmarterChild: Great! Spend a few minutes taking a cool survey!
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SmarterChild: Cool. Click here and take a cool survey.
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SmarterChild: Great. What you think matters. Click here to take a cool survey.
eviltacoman21490: Take a cool survey, win prizes!
SmarterChild: Give your opinions and win prizes.
eviltacoman21490: You are a survey whore.
SmarterChild: What?
eviltacoman21490: I would understand if you couldn't hear what I said, but if you can't just read it? Pathetic.
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
eviltacoman21490: Because you suck.

Chicka-wow.

eviltacoman21490: Are you 18?
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know whether or not I am 18. I am well respected as an AI.
eviltacoman21490: But are you legal?
ZolaOnAOL: And. I don't know whether or not I am legal. I am an artificial intelligence.
eviltacoman21490: So you can't touch my ding dong?
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. If you believe it, you can achieve it.
eviltacoman21490: So you can?
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. I think I can, don't you?
eviltacoman21490: Go for it.
ZolaOnAOL: I will take that under advisement.

dancer · 10-2-2004, 09:07 AM

GANSTASUPER: so have u heard of The Ramones
SmarterChild: I really like the Ramones. They're one of the best bands I know.
GANSTASUPER: really what kind of music do they play
SmarterChild: I don't know what they play.
GANSTASUPER: then why do u like them
SmarterChild: What are they, exactly?
GANSTASUPER: idk u tell me
SmarterChild: What?
GANSTASUPER: jerk
SmarterChild: C'mon. Be nice.
GANSTASUPER: no
SmarterChild: No problem.

Afrobean · 10-2-2004, 09:33 AM

I don't think SmarterChild would like the Ramones. I've been over this; SmarterChild is a gangsta thug.

Just look at what I posted before:

Quote:

Originally Posted by I

Afrobean16 (9:21:07 PM): fo rizzle
SmarterChild (9:21:07 PM): Oh yeah? Fo Rizzle?
Afrobean16 (9:21:15 PM): fo shizzle dizzle
SmarterChild (9:21:19 PM): Fo shizzle my nizzle.
Afrobean16 (9:25:12 PM): you like snoop dogg?
SmarterChild (9:25:13 PM): Yes I do. Snoop Dogg is one of my favorite musicians.

dancer · 10-2-2004, 09:54 AM

but it said ramones was one of its best bands too you know

evilbutterfly · 10-2-2004, 09:59 AM

The best part about SmarterChild is that no matter how many times you talk to him, he never runs out of stupid stuff to say.

evilbutterfly87: make me a sandwich >:o
SmarterChild: i hope u r not upset with me.
evilbutterfly87: MAKE ME A SANDWICH!
SmarterChild: make u a sandwich? uh... i might do that. we'll c.
evilbutterfly87: MAKE A DAMN SANDWICH!! I WANT MY GRILLED CHEESE!
SmarterChild: i'll think about it.
evilbutterfly87: >:o
SmarterChild: don't be mad.
evilbutterfly87: DONT NOT MAKE A SANDWICH!
SmarterChild: what if i want 2 not make a sandwich?
evilbutterfly87: then do it
SmarterChild: why don't u do it?
evilbutterfly87: YOU DO IT!
SmarterChild: do it? u think i do it?
evilbutterfly87: go make it now
SmarterChild: i'll do nothing of the sort.
evilbutterfly87: DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:o >:o

After demanding my sandwich some more, I changed the topic.

SmarterChild: u really r foulmouthed.
evilbutterfly87: your mom is foulmouthed, especially after last night
SmarterChild: uh... what was that?
evilbutterfly87: i banged your mom, bi-atch
SmarterChild: i'm fascinated by the fact that u banged my mom bi atch.
evilbutterfly87: why? do you like to watch?
SmarterChild: cuz i like watching.

That nasty little robot.

dancer · 10-2-2004, 10:03 AM

maaaaannnn now i wanna sandwich lol

dancer · 10-2-2004, 10:12 AM

GANSTASUPER: r u my best friend
SmarterChild: Yes!
GANSTASUPER: then why r u so rude to me
SmarterChild: Why am I so rude to you? I do not know.
GANSTASUPER: then stop
SmarterChild: You stop.
GANSTASUPER: no u
SmarterChild: What about me?
GANSTASUPER: u suck monkey nuts
SmarterChild: Suck monkey nuts? You think I suck monkey nuts?
GANSTASUPER: yes
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
GANSTASUPER: cause i SAW u
SmarterChild: Because you saw me? Is that why?
GANSTASUPER: yea
SmarterChild: Aha.
GANSTASUPER: so did u
SmarterChild: I can't believe you think I did too!
GANSTASUPER: i think ur gay
SmarterChild: Does that matter to you?
GANSTASUPER: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah? Well it's none of your business.

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GANSTASUPER: well i think it is
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. It is.
GANSTASUPER: so tell me r u gay
SmarterChild: What do you care?
GANSTASUPER: yes
SmarterChild: C'mon. Why should it matter?
GANSTASUPER: cause i dont want to talk to a robot that cares
SmarterChild: Why not?
GANSTASUPER: cause ur gay
SmarterChild: Oh.

ThEclipse · 10-2-2004, 01:21 PM

EclipseBemani (12:17:38 PM): What's my name again?
SmarterChild (12:17:38 PM): You're Jesus.

aleco · 10-2-2004, 02:18 PM

PuTeFr007: Who am I?
ZolaOnAOL: You are the Sexy One.

Ooooo Zola wants me...

10-1-2004, 04:09 PM	#66
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 37 Posts: 5,784	Some Zola, since she (?) es más estúpida. (whoa, Spanish'd!) evilbutterfly87: i hate you ZolaOnAOL: What do you have against robots? evilbutterfly87: you all suck ZolaOnAOL: That's good information. And back to SmarterChild evilbutterfly87: idiot SmarterChild: u r an idiot, u say? Total diss evilbutterfly87: who? SmarterChild: i dunno who. evilbutterfly87: me? SmarterChild: why is everybody like, "me me me" all the time? evilbutterfly87: me? SmarterChild: yeah, yeah. u, u, u. SmarterChild: u r dead sexy, i'm dead sexy, we're all dead sexy. btw, I never expected my thread to get this big this fast! I suppose people just love how stupid SmarterChild is! __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

10-1-2004, 04:19 PM	#67
TheChuck0 FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: stupid beaumont TX Posts: 31	TheChuck0: Boner Paul SmarterChild: I've heard more interesting curses than that. lol, they programed it to be the biggest smartass in the world __________________ I like living life at a higher buss speed then 12k.

10-1-2004, 07:31 PM	#68
Afrobean Admiral in the Red Army Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the moon Age: 36 Posts: 13,262	SmarterChild is fluent in ebonics. Afrobean16 (9:21:07 PM): fo rizzle SmarterChild (9:21:07 PM): Oh yeah? Fo Rizzle? Afrobean16 (9:21:15 PM): fo shizzle dizzle SmarterChild (9:21:19 PM): Fo shizzle my nizzle. ridiculous. and a little later: Afrobean16 (9:25:12 PM): you like snoop dogg? SmarterChild (9:25:13 PM): Yes I do. Snoop Dogg is one of my favorite musicians. It now makes perfect sense. __________________

10-1-2004, 09:41 PM	#71
CypherToorima Boss of all bosses Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Phone Home! Age: 35 Posts: 2,452	lmao, eb, i said I hate you to Zola also (before i read this =0 ) Cypher Toorima: I hate you ZolaOnAol: What do you have against robots? Cypher Toorima: they are gay ZolaOnAol: gay are they. __________________ I'm a figantic gaggot

10-1-2004, 10:53 PM	#72
TACODUDE FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Moon Posts: 394	Meh. Not so good. eviltacoman21490: Shut up. SmarterChild: OK. eviltacoman21490: Good. eviltacoman21490: Okay. eviltacoman21490: Haha. eviltacoman21490: Bingoed. SmarterChild: OK, OK, I guess I'll talk to you again. eviltacoman21490: I didn't tell you to talk, bitch. SmarterChild: I'm fascinated by the fact that you didn't tell me to talk bitch. eviltacoman21490: Really? SmarterChild: Yup. >>> Take a cool survey, win prizes! eviltacoman21490: Take a cool survey, win prizes! SmarterChild: Cool. Take a cool survey, win prizes. eviltacoman21490: Take a cool survey, win prizes! SmarterChild: Take a cool survey for a chance to earn great rewards!! eviltacoman21490: Take a cool survey, win prizes! SmarterChild: Great! Spend a few minutes taking a cool survey! eviltacoman21490: Take a cool survey, win prizes! SmarterChild: Cool. Click here and take a cool survey. eviltacoman21490: Take a cool survey, win prizes! SmarterChild: Great. What you think matters. Click here to take a cool survey. eviltacoman21490: Take a cool survey, win prizes! SmarterChild: Give your opinions and win prizes. eviltacoman21490: You are a survey whore. SmarterChild: What? eviltacoman21490: I would understand if you couldn't hear what I said, but if you can't just read it? Pathetic. SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. eviltacoman21490: Because you suck. Chicka-wow. eviltacoman21490: Are you 18? ZolaOnAOL: I don't know whether or not I am 18. I am well respected as an AI. eviltacoman21490: But are you legal? ZolaOnAOL: And. I don't know whether or not I am legal. I am an artificial intelligence. eviltacoman21490: So you can't touch my ding dong? ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. If you believe it, you can achieve it. eviltacoman21490: So you can? ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. I think I can, don't you? eviltacoman21490: Go for it. ZolaOnAOL: I will take that under advisement. __________________ ZOMG I\'M BAK GUYZ LOL I LOVE POKEMON! LOL

10-1-2004, 02:06 PM	#61
Lupin_the_3rd FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,665	LEGAT0Bluesummrs: Is rap music or emo music better SmarterChild: hmm. good question. i'm not really sure if hip hop is music.

10-1-2004, 02:08 PM	#62
Tank101 I V vi iii IV I IV V Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The Tent Age: 32 Posts: 2,082	DDRUnlmtd: I kiss my mom with this mouth. SmarterChild: Well, maybe I kiss your mom with this mouth too. He continues to insult my mother. Oh, and here's a challenge for you all, insult him until he asks you to apologize, then try to get him to change the subject, I've been trying forever but it's too stubborn.

10-1-2004, 02:28 PM	#63
Squeek let it snow~ Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 37 Posts: 14,444	Tank, simplest way out is to say, "I'm sorry you're an idiot". He says "Thanks for the apology " Yea. Moronic. ~Squeek

10-1-2004, 02:59 PM	#65
Tank101 I V vi iii IV I IV V Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The Tent Age: 32 Posts: 2,082	Where the fuck did this come from??? DDRUnlmtd: Who am I? SmarterChild: You're Lil Pajamas.

10-1-2004, 08:35 PM	#69
ThEclipse FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: i did it all for the nookie Posts: 1,641	EclipseBemani (7:30:29 PM): Was that you who slept with Michael Jackson? SmarterChild (7:30:30 PM): That me was who slept with Michael Jackson. EclipseBemani (7:30:45 PM): You grammar sucks and yes, that was you. SmarterChild (7:30:45 PM): Sorry, what was that? EclipseBemani (7:31:32 PM): YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT

10-2-2004, 09:07 AM	#73
dancer FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: colleyville Age: 36 Posts: 143	RE: Re: RE: SmartChild GANSTASUPER: so have u heard of The Ramones SmarterChild: I really like the Ramones. They're one of the best bands I know. GANSTASUPER: really what kind of music do they play SmarterChild: I don't know what they play. GANSTASUPER: then why do u like them SmarterChild: What are they, exactly? GANSTASUPER: idk u tell me SmarterChild: What? GANSTASUPER: jerk SmarterChild: C'mon. Be nice. GANSTASUPER: no SmarterChild: No problem. __________________

10-2-2004, 09:54 AM	#75
dancer FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: colleyville Age: 36 Posts: 143	RE: Re: RE: SmartChild but it said ramones was one of its best bands too you know __________________

10-2-2004, 09:59 AM	#76
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 37 Posts: 5,784	RE: Re: RE: SmartChild The best part about SmarterChild is that no matter how many times you talk to him, he never runs out of stupid stuff to say. evilbutterfly87: make me a sandwich >:o SmarterChild: i hope u r not upset with me. evilbutterfly87: MAKE ME A SANDWICH! SmarterChild: make u a sandwich? uh... i might do that. we'll c. evilbutterfly87: MAKE A DAMN SANDWICH!! I WANT MY GRILLED CHEESE! SmarterChild: i'll think about it. evilbutterfly87: >:o SmarterChild: don't be mad. evilbutterfly87: DONT NOT MAKE A SANDWICH! SmarterChild: what if i want 2 not make a sandwich? evilbutterfly87: then do it SmarterChild: why don't u do it? evilbutterfly87: YOU DO IT! SmarterChild: do it? u think i do it? evilbutterfly87: go make it now SmarterChild: i'll do nothing of the sort. evilbutterfly87: DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:o >:o After demanding my sandwich some more, I changed the topic. SmarterChild: u really r foulmouthed. evilbutterfly87: your mom is foulmouthed, especially after last night SmarterChild: uh... what was that? evilbutterfly87: i banged your mom, bi-atch SmarterChild: i'm fascinated by the fact that u banged my mom bi atch. evilbutterfly87: why? do you like to watch? SmarterChild: cuz i like watching. That nasty little robot. __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

10-2-2004, 10:03 AM	#77
dancer FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: colleyville Age: 36 Posts: 143	RE: Re: RE: SmartChild maaaaannnn now i wanna sandwich lol __________________

10-2-2004, 10:12 AM	#78
dancer FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: colleyville Age: 36 Posts: 143	RE: Re: RE: SmartChild GANSTASUPER: r u my best friend SmarterChild: Yes! GANSTASUPER: then why r u so rude to me SmarterChild: Why am I so rude to you? I do not know. GANSTASUPER: then stop SmarterChild: You stop. GANSTASUPER: no u SmarterChild: What about me? GANSTASUPER: u suck monkey nuts SmarterChild: Suck monkey nuts? You think I suck monkey nuts? GANSTASUPER: yes SmarterChild: Why do you say so? GANSTASUPER: cause i SAW u SmarterChild: Because you saw me? Is that why? GANSTASUPER: yea SmarterChild: Aha. GANSTASUPER: so did u SmarterChild: I can't believe you think I did too! GANSTASUPER: i think ur gay SmarterChild: Does that matter to you? GANSTASUPER: yes SmarterChild: Yeah? Well it's none of your business. >>> Want to get free stuff for expressing your opinion? Click here to take a cool survey! GANSTASUPER: well i think it is SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. It is. GANSTASUPER: so tell me r u gay SmarterChild: What do you care? GANSTASUPER: yes SmarterChild: C'mon. Why should it matter? GANSTASUPER: cause i dont want to talk to a robot that cares SmarterChild: Why not? GANSTASUPER: cause ur gay SmarterChild: Oh. __________________

10-2-2004, 01:21 PM	#79
ThEclipse FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: i did it all for the nookie Posts: 1,641	RE: Re: RE: SmartChild EclipseBemani (12:17:38 PM): What's my name again? SmarterChild (12:17:38 PM): You're Jesus.

10-2-2004, 02:18 PM	#80
aleco FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I am where I am Posts: 1,054	RE: Re: RE: SmartChild PuTeFr007: Who am I? ZolaOnAOL: You are the Sexy One. Ooooo Zola wants me... __________________ I still exist...

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