Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

[insomniac_platypus]

My buddy Jack here thinks it's some movie called "Red Line," about some drug dealer that somehow gets into street racing. I think he's wrong. What do you think is the most retarded or stupid movie ever? No, the Date Movie doesn't count. ;3 Thanks.

[SnS]

Meet The Spartans.

[lxDestinyxl]

Cloverfield, Epic Movie and Superhero.

[Izzy]

cloverfield was a good movie though... Certaintly not the most retarded.
I would have to say "the village"

[devonin]

The "amazing plot twist" in the village was painfully obvious about 60 seconds into the movie, which turned it into a terrible movie.

That's the thing about M Night Shammamahwtever, his whole movies are based around "the plot device you don't see coming" So if you -do- see it coming, all you're left with is a terrible movie (See also Sixth Sense)

[lxDestinyxl]

Originally Posted by Izzy

cloverfield was a good movie though... Certaintly not the most retarded.
I would have to say "the village"

Alright, maybe not the most retarded, but it's definitely not a good movie.

Reasons:

1) Headache
2) The camcorder holding dude took too long to die
3) The camcorder was picked up by someone else and gave me a headache again
4) Too long of an introduction, even though it was realistic
5) Just because the camcorder broke down, it didn't mean it would randomly pick a previously recorded flick and start playing it again
6) The movie was too short
7) The monster was really dodgy
8) The plot itself - there was no plot
9) Headache
10) Headache
11) There wasn't really anything to-the-point in the duration of the movie
12) We couldn't guess what was happening to everyone else - therefore the camera was too focused on the un-important sections
13) In the subway - boring
14) Many people mention -hidden things- in the movie, or -the REAL monster is blah blah blah- . If these are true, and you need to look at the finer details to find these, then it's not a good movie. A good movie should have something smart/hidden etc... but not too disguised otherwise no-one's going to understand it and get bored.
15) The worst ending created by man
16) The plot in the beginning with the Japan trip had absolutely nothing to do with the movie itself
17) The movie was such a cliche'
18) Headache

[insomniac_platypus]

Heh... after some thought, I have to say that I think that the movie, The Crucible, was the worst bucket of no that I have ever allowed myself to watch... Also, August Rush. Sure, it's a good movie, but due to the ending, when it was over, I was just like... "What the hell was the point of that?"

[sjoecool1991]

Originally Posted by lxDestinyxl

Alright, maybe not the most retarded, but it's definitely not a good movie.

Reasons:

1) Headache
2) The camcorder holding dude took too long to die
3) The camcorder was picked up by someone else and gave me a headache again
4) Too long of an introduction, even though it was realistic
5) Just because the camcorder broke down, it didn't mean it would randomly pick a previously recorded flick and start playing it again
6) The movie was too short
7) The monster was really dodgy
8) The plot itself - there was no plot
9) Headache
10) Headache
11) There wasn't really anything to-the-point in the duration of the movie
12) We couldn't guess what was happening to everyone else - therefore the camera was too focused on the un-important sections
13) In the subway - boring
14) Many people mention -hidden things- in the movie, or -the REAL monster is blah blah blah- . If these are true, and you need to look at the finer details to find these, then it's not a good movie. A good movie should have something smart/hidden etc... but not too disguised otherwise no-one's going to understand it and get bored.
15) The worst ending created by man
16) The plot in the beginning with the Japan trip had absolutely nothing to do with the movie itself
17) The movie was such a cliche'
18) Headache

Cloverfield was a good movie.
anyone who got a headache is obviously waaaaay to sensitive.
Also, I have never seen anything like cloverfield before, the camera was genius.

[OMG its HIM]

cloverfield is an ok movie,but short to me.

[Frozen Beat]

attack of the killer tomatoes.

it's about killer tomatoes attacking.

[customstuff]

Some movie called Ice Fire or something, it hailed a bunch then random stuff caught on fire... It made no sense.

[funmonkey54]

It is definitely "the village". The plot line was extremely obvious right from the start. M Night Shamalan is an awful director. All of his movies are about as stupid as "the village".

[Mr.Nothing]

Cloverfield was amazing, it's my favorite movie.
The most retarded movie ever is definitely Gammra.
It's a giant turtle that breathes fire, and he attacks Japan... just like Mothra, and Godzilla, and Mecha-Godzilla, and all those other painfully terrible giant creatures.

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

The Blair witch project and Napoleon Dynamite.

[Mr.Nothing]

Originally Posted by Xx{Midnight}xX

The Blair witch project and Napoleon Dynamite.

Blair Witch Project actually didn't seem that bad to me, and Napoleon Dynamite is one of those 'it's so stupid it's funny' movies, that still wasn't funny.

[~Whisper~]

1408...I watched 40 minutes of it and turned it off. Literally nothing happens for that period of time. And they didn't say too much to fill up the emptiness.

[-Yukari-]

The Departed is the worst movie I've ever actually sat through from beginning to end. What's it about, you ask, OP? Nothing. aka guys shooting each other. Spoiler: 1 character is left alive at the end. Laaaaame.

As for movies I couldn't even watch to the end, The Fountain and Reservoir Dogs. The Fountain was about some monkey or something, I don't actually even know, and I watched it for 45 minutes. As for Reservoir Dogs, see The Departed, but add in a 20 minute section where two guys call each other gay. 20 minutes. Wow. Horrible garbage.

[robertsona]

Originally Posted by -Yukari-

The Departed is the worst movie I've ever actually sat through from beginning to end. What's it about, you ask, OP? Nothing. aka guys shooting each other. Spoiler: 1 character is left alive at the end. Laaaaame.

As for movies I couldn't even watch to the end, The Fountain and Reservoir Dogs. The Fountain was about some monkey or something, I don't actually even know, and I watched it for 45 minutes.

ya wow
if you see a movie for 45 seconds you have no right to call it bad... :O
also way to insult highly regarded movies

[-Yukari-]

Too bad my post says 45 minutes. You're smart.

Also, just because a majority of people regard it highly doesn't mean it's good.

[robertsona]

lmfao what the hell.
read that as 45 seconds
sorry
EDIT: On another note:
"The Fountain was about some monkey or something, I don't actually even know"
no right to call it bad if that's what you got out of it lol