jTWG XLV: The Office

[heavylee]

and I forgot to add that jokim was replaced...

[Sh4d0wD3v1L]

Wow, I feel honored taking jokim's place and getting insta'd ...... cool....

safety on atz

[aTzUeLo1191]

I was trying to get rid of people with phantoms...and I encourage others to do the same.

[Sh4d0wD3v1L]

But just because jokim was inactive doesn't mean I will be, does it?

[jugglinguy]

Shadowdevil - 4.001 - phantoms, DrKirth, Temote, atzuelo
vashthestampede - 2.001 - phantoms, megamon
Temote - 1.001 - phantom, Heavylee
Atzuelo1191 - 1 - shadowdevil
Sullyman2007 - .001 - phantom

Changed the pnts to vash and the jokim's to shadowdevil.

Left to vote: mattc16, sullyman2007, vash, myst.

[vashthestampede0987]

safety on mega lolololo

[Sullyman2007]

Originally Posted by Sh4d0wD3v1L

But just because jokim was inactive doesn't mean I will be, does it?

Yeah man, it's in the rules that phantoms carry over even after a player switch.

[jugglinguy]

Day 4 is over

Phantoms
pntballa -2.001 - phantoms
Sullyman2007 - 1.001 - phantoms
Temote - .001 - phantom
mattc16 - .001 - phantom
Myst - .001 - phantom

pntballa18 has once again taken the place of vashthestampede, but this time PERMANENTLY =P

"Hey there, Mr. Poop! Can I tell you something?" said the red haired demon spawn of Meredith's

"I will not answer until you call me Mr. Schrute."

"Mr. Poop, why don't you answer my question?"

"My name.. is MR. SCHRUTE!" he had yelled.

"Whatever Mr. Poop, anyways can I tell you something?"

"If I let you, will you promise to leave me alone?"

"5 minutes, tops" snickered the kid.

"Alright fine... what is it?" waiting impatiently for him to go away

"You're ugly!" He said, followed by a bursting out of laughter

"Oh yeah?" Said the defensive Dwight, looking around to make sure his mother wasn't around. "Well at least I'm not some horrible little latchkey kid who got suspended from school!"

"MEREDITH!" shouted the suspended demon

"What is it now?" she groaned.

"Dwight just said I'm a horrible person who should go kill himself!"

Meredith laughed... "Dwight.. what'd you really say?"

Ryan seized the opportunity. "He said that he was a horrible latchkey kid and said that he hoped he was a hemopheliac so that when he got a paper cut from our products that he'd bleed to death"

"DWIGHT!" shouted Meredith in shock. This was followed by a slap, and a banging from the door.

Sh4d0wD3v1L quit.

Night 5 Ends Monday at 7:00 EST
Players
3. aTzUeLo1191 (aTzUeLo1191)
4. DrKirth (DrKirth)
7. Mattc16 (mattc16mcfc)
9. Temote (Sumote)
10. Sullyman2007 (sully5313)
12. Heavylee (heavyleah)
13. megamon88 (megamon88)
14. pntballa18 (merlonifan28)
15. Myst1278 (Myst1279)

[Sh4d0wD3v1L]

Oh, I understand that.

idc about the phantoms, what I care about is being voted for because I inherited them and was not given the chance to prove activity before being voted out for my "inactivity".

[jugglinguy]

More than half of the players have a phantom!




I'm dying on the inside...

[pntballa18]

wut

[vashthestampede0987]

rofl, jugglin' you're a bitch. ps vote for pnt he's a wolf.

pps if you're gonna end a day at 7, be there to end it at 7, ******.

[jugglinguy]

Originally Posted by vashthestampede0987

rofl, jugglin' you're a bitch.

jugglinguy94
is when i post the whole lynch story thing considered when day ends
or the time i said it would end?
darkmanticorex2
when you said it ends

[jugglinguy]

Outside, drugs were found. Dwight, as a volunteer police enforcement officer decided to take it upon himself to interview everyone to see who they belonged to.

"So... Oscar, how are those drugs treating you?" Dwight asked

"What? I don't do any drugs?" Oscar answered.

"That's what a person who does drugs would say..."

A blank look.

"At one point in your life... have you ever... pooped... a balloon?" he asked, as if it wasn't an odd question at all.

Oscar got out of his chair, "I'm done with this."

"He sure left in a hurry..." Dwight though, proud of himself he got a lead on Oscar

Atzuelo1191 then left the whole entire premises


Day 5 Ends Wednesday at 7:00 EST
Players
4. DrKirth (DrKirth)
7. Mattc16 (mattc16mcfc)
9. Temote (Sumote)
10. Sullyman2007 (sully5313)
12. Heavylee (heavyleah)
13. megamon88 (megamon88)
14. pntballa18 (merlonifan28)
15. Myst1278 (Myst1279)

[heavylee]

sully!!!

[pntballa18]

sully

[DrKirth]

sully

[pntballa18]

wow what a coincidence we all safetied on the same person at the same time

[heavylee]

Random? I was just getting rid of the most inactive player...

[jugglinguy]

Votes
Sully: 4.001

"Why is that a big deal?" Kelly asked, hostilely

"You don't?!" said Ryan, who didn't get how she couldn't understand.

"No!"

"You.. lied about being pregnant!"

Kelly didn't seem phased at all, "Right! So?"

"And you don't get how that'd make me kinda angry?"

"No."

"Uhh!" Ryan was in shock at how she could be so selfish, " We're never getting back together.

She pouted, then whined. "Why nottttt?"

That only made Ryan more angry, and he left that room, and then Kelly left. Hey Dwight.. can I ask you something!

"What is it.. Miss Kapoor?"

"Okay!" she said gladly, as she jumped onto his desk. "So like, me and Ryan just basically broke up in there!"

"Riveting..." he said unenthusiastically

"What should I do? I mean... I already faked that I had a baby to him to try and get back, and then that didn't work, so I don't know what else to try? I mean, like, what would get him to get back with me even more than when i said I had a baby? I needa get him back! Who else would I have? I mean, I've already gone through all the hawt guys here! There's Daryl who lost in a ping pong game to Jim, and wouldn't let me smack talk!

"You trash talk."

"I do not!" she shouted, sounded offending by that. "Those two things are totally different. Like for example, trash talk is hypothetical like 'Your Momma's so fat she could eat the internet' but smack talk is all like happening right now, like when I said to Angela yesterday 'you're ugly and I know it for a fact cause I got the evidence right there.'

Dwight got annoyed, not only has she been talking way too much, but no one talks to his Angela like that.

"K so anyways! I don't even want to see Daryl ever never again, but i've already gone through all the the other guys here. Do you know if there's going to be anyone hired? If so, make sure to let me know so I can get all the hot guys to work here."

"No.. we are not." Dwight was getting more and more annoyed

"What should I do then?"

"You should move somewhere that has more guys working there." He suggested, hoping that he'd never have to hear her ramble ever again.

"Where should I go work then?"

"Work at the warehouse at Dunder Mifflin Stamford. There are a ton of guys there."

"Hey! Good idea Dwight! Maybe you should come along with me, as you never know, you could find someone you liked there too!" Said Kelly. She joyfully walked out, to find another guy.

Night 6 Ends Tuesday at 7:00 EST
Players
4. DrKirth (DrKirth)
7. Mattc16 (mattc16mcfc)
9. Temote (Sumote)
10. Sullyman2007 (sully5313)
12. Heavylee (heavyleah)
13. megamon88 (megamon88)
14. pntballa18 (merlonifan28)
15. Myst1278 (Myst1279)


psttt I <3 this quote

Originally Posted by the office

Jan Levinson-Gould: Sports metaphors are one of the ways women feel left out of the language of the office. Now, I know this might sound silly, but many women ask to go over it. So, fumble means...
Phyllis: Mistake.
Meredith: Slip.
Jan Levinson-Gould: Right. Par for the course is a golf term. It means right on track. Uh, below par means worse. Wait, that should mean better. That doesn't make sense.
Kelly Kapoor: What about second base? Like, if Michael said he got to second base with you? Does that mean you, like, closed a deal?
Jan Levinson-Gould: Excuse me?
Kelly Kapoor: I mean, that's a baseball term, right?
Jan Levinson-Gould: I don't know what... Michael was... talking about, I don't know.
Kelly Kapoor: [turns to the camera and winks]