If you are from Missouri, I apologize for what I am going to say... - Page 4

**stretchypanda** · 03-29-2008, 11:04 AM

I also hate people from Louisiana quick someone get offended.

FictionJunction · 03-29-2008, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Shadowcliff

You are stuck (actually, you aren't stuck, you're just living there) around Missourians in the area in which you live. I'll have you know that there are many, many smart Missourians. I'm one of them.

Please, stretchy, next time you make a thread about some dumb person doing a dumb thing, keep your opinions targeted toward that person. Even if you're just joking, it's still causing controversy. Missouri is a broad category. Just like every state, it has dumb and smart people in it.

no, all Missourians are dumb. You're dumb for claiming they're not.

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Originally Posted by stretchypanda

Also, they can't ****ing drive, can they, FJ? 8)

hehe, not at all 8)

jewpinthethird · 03-29-2008, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Shadowcliff

I'll have you know that there are many, many smart Missourians. I'm one of them.

Intelligence is relative. Even the dumbest man at Harvard can still outsmart "Red State" America.

KlingPosnot · 03-29-2008, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jewpinthethird

I love guns. There's a reason the second amendment exists: in case people have to overthrow the government, like they did back in 1775.

Are you from Missouri?...or just picking the year before the revolution actually started for a reason?

Das Mustafah · 03-29-2008, 02:45 PM

What the hell is wrong with people? Seriously, satellite TV? Everyone knows cable is better.

Since this was an accident, I'm not surprised it happened in my state. If it had been during a domestic dispute, of course it would have happened in Texas. If alcohol had been involved... Arkansas.

P.s. People who take this seriously should be shot. Through a wall.

**devonin** · 03-29-2008, 03:02 PM

The whole state is very hit or missouri

Das Mustafah · 03-29-2008, 03:04 PM

Was that a pun, or what?

I don't think I stressed this enough--cable TV.

P.S. Texarkana. End of discussion.

JKPolk · 03-29-2008, 03:16 PM

Pennsy DC?

jewpinthethird · 03-29-2008, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by KlingPosnot

Are you from Missouri?...or just picking the year before the revolution actually started for a reason?

February 9, 1775 - American Revolution: British Parliament declares Massachusetts a rebellion.

omgitznpv · 03-29-2008, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by stretchypanda

I also hate people from Louisiana quick someone get offended.

oh noes stereotyping **** you stretchy

**stretchypanda** · 03-29-2008, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Das Mustafah

What the hell is wrong with people? Seriously, satellite TV? Everyone knows cable is better.

Since this was an accident, I'm not surprised it happened in my state. If it had been during a domestic dispute, of course it would have happened in Texas. If alcohol had been involved... Arkansas.

P.s. People who take this seriously should be shot. Through a wall.

I grew up in Arkansas, hence the "SO GLAD THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN IN ARKANSAS" because God knows we don't need help looking like idiots.

sebra · 03-29-2008, 05:10 PM

madmatt thread

**stretchypanda** · 03-29-2008, 05:19 PM

I am madmatt.

**badman7772** · 03-29-2008, 05:28 PM

They SHOULD press charges on him. A gun is NOT necessary to punch a hole just to help install a sattelite dish. Can't you just get help from someone? I'm sorry but for that stupid move, press charges!

Relambrien · 03-29-2008, 05:32 PM

This thread is now about how no one cares about Delaware.

I'm from Delaware.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT ME

I DEMAND THAT YOU CARE ABOUT ME ;_;

also first state woot woot

DDRcrazy5 · 03-29-2008, 06:31 PM

i bet he did that on purpose.

jewpinthethird · 03-29-2008, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Relambrien

This thread is now about how no one cares about Delaware.

I'm from Delaware.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT ME

I DEMAND THAT YOU CARE ABOUT ME ;_;

also first state woot woot

Start shooting people, then we will care.

MI4 REAL · 03-29-2008, 07:34 PM

I live in Missouri.
I live in a small suburban town (Gladstone) a mile away from Kansas City.

I couldn't really give you a general statement on our IQs, since I don't travel. Find a scientific chart or graph that lists IQ by state (academic polls), or something like that. I'm sure there's one around somewhere.

**hoochan** · 03-29-2008, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by stretchypanda

I am madmatt.

So you like to hit on yourself?

**Emo_Saur_** · 03-29-2008, 07:53 PM

To bad people here in Memphis make that man look like an angel. A man here in Memphis, Tennessee killed a person over a loaf of bread. I am from Missouri, look at Washinton DC's crime stories, there are a lot more stories that will blow your mind from there. Don't bag Missouri for stuff like this, there are way more idiotic crimes than that.

EX: Man here in the local Sam's club was killed over a box of cookies also.

03-29-2008, 11:04 AM	#61
stretchypanda shock me shock me Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Texas Age: 39 Posts: 4,123	Re: If you are from Missouri, I apologize for what I am going to say... I also hate people from Louisiana quick someone get offended.

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Das Mustafah FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 137	Re: If you are from Missouri, I apologize for what I am going to say... What the hell is wrong with people? Seriously, satellite TV? Everyone knows cable is better. Since this was an accident, I'm not surprised it happened in my state. If it had been during a domestic dispute, of course it would have happened in Texas. If alcohol had been involved... Arkansas. P.s. People who take this seriously should be shot. Through a wall.

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devonin Very Grave Indeed Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 40 Posts: 10,098	Re: If you are from Missouri, I apologize for what I am going to say... The whole state is very hit or missouri

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Das Mustafah FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 137	Re: If you are from Missouri, I apologize for what I am going to say... Was that a pun, or what? I don't think I stressed this enough--cable TV. P.S. Texarkana. End of discussion.

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stretchypanda shock me shock me Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Texas Age: 39 Posts: 4,123	Re: If you are from Missouri, I apologize for what I am going to say... I am madmatt.

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badman7772 It happens for a reason. Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: North Carolina Age: 34 Posts: 5,622	Re: If you are from Missouri, I apologize for what I am going to say... They SHOULD press charges on him. A gun is NOT necessary to punch a hole just to help install a sattelite dish. Can't you just get help from someone? I'm sorry but for that stupid move, press charges! __________________ like, giggity or something?

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Relambrien FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Age: 32 Posts: 1,644	Re: If you are from Missouri, I apologize for what I am going to say... This thread is now about how no one cares about Delaware. I'm from Delaware. NO ONE CARES ABOUT ME I DEMAND THAT YOU CARE ABOUT ME ;_; also first state woot woot

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