Your parents thought YOU spent too much time on the couch... - Page 3

Xaimus · 08-13-2004, 01:31 AM

How in the hell could one's ass assimilate a sofa? SIX goddamn years? Fucking christ, this is sad.

Kenzya · 08-13-2004, 01:46 AM

sores.. break open.. they heal.. they heal to the couch..

CypherToorima · 08-13-2004, 01:50 AM

six years...That's hard to grasp. six fucking years of not standing up...holy crap.

If she happened to stand up after one year, she would probably crush her legs due to muscle a bone mass loss...damn

**lightdarkness** · 08-13-2004, 02:42 AM

Guys, this can't be entirely real.

I mean, you can die from clots in your legs after sitting for like.... a day or something.

She had to have gotten up, it's not feasible(sp) that she sat there for that long, without moving.

DHS1 · 08-13-2004, 08:10 AM

It was in the news here, NOBODY LIES ON THE NEWS!! >=)

XxchanchanoO · 08-16-2004, 02:45 PM

"She died at Martin Memorial Hospital South, still attached to the couch."

Am I cruel considering i cracked up after reading that statement? e.e;;

But...yes..that is..very disturbing news.

Da_MaN_NaMeD_BaM · 08-17-2004, 02:13 PM

that is so funny but sick it would suck so much to be stuck to a couch

SlankyDaManky · 08-17-2004, 06:59 PM

Naked she'd be hot.

blitzmage · 08-18-2004, 05:54 AM

Man she must of been attractive. -Shiver-

VioletSkye · 08-18-2004, 12:07 PM

I never spent time on a couch.

08-13-2004, 01:31 AM	#41
Xaimus FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Manhattan, KS, THE BIG ONE Posts: 136	How in the hell could one's ass assimilate a sofa? SIX goddamn years? Fucking christ, this is sad. __________________ hooray bsd-tan

08-13-2004, 01:46 AM	#42
Kenzya FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Illicorn Posts: 3,411	sores.. break open.. they heal.. they heal to the couch.. __________________ One Time I Sucked Six in a Row (Locust Toybox Remix) Write to me Stick Stickly p.o. box 963 New York City New York State 10108 I'm Still Alive

08-13-2004, 01:50 AM	#43
CypherToorima Boss of all bosses Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Phone Home! Age: 37 Posts: 2,452	six years...That's hard to grasp. six fucking years of not standing up...holy crap. If she happened to stand up after one year, she would probably crush her legs due to muscle a bone mass loss...damn __________________ I'm a figantic gaggot

08-13-2004, 02:42 AM	#44
lightdarkness Summer!! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: New York Age: 37 Posts: 11,308	Guys, this can't be entirely real. I mean, you can die from clots in your legs after sitting for like.... a day or something. She had to have gotten up, it's not feasible(sp) that she sat there for that long, without moving. __________________

08-13-2004, 08:10 AM	#45
DHS1 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Earth Age: 35 Posts: 254	It was in the news here, NOBODY LIES ON THE NEWS!! >=) __________________

08-16-2004, 02:45 PM	#46
XxchanchanoO FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: OH CANADAAA Posts: 10	o_O;;;;; "She died at Martin Memorial Hospital South, still attached to the couch." Am I cruel considering i cracked up after reading that statement? e.e;; But...yes..that is..very disturbing news.

08-17-2004, 02:13 PM	#47
Da_MaN_NaMeD_BaM FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: kool CanAdA Posts: 2	that is so funny but sick it would suck so much to be stuck to a couch

08-17-2004, 06:59 PM	#48
SlankyDaManky FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 305	Naked she'd be hot.

08-18-2004, 05:54 AM	#49
blitzmage Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 36 Posts: 506	Man she must of been attractive. -Shiver-

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