Interesting things to throw at people

[purebloodtexan]

-Pickles*
-Incendiaries
-ChairslolBoondocks
-Guitars
-French fries*
-Sandwiches*
-Geometry books*
-Gummy bears*
-Rigged ketchup packages*
-Tampons covered in ketchup
-Pubic hair

*These mark things that either me or my friends have thrown.
-Pickles and sandwiches: In the last few weeks of eighth grade, they gave us a free lunch and allowed us to eat outside. Out of nowhere, we start taking apart our sandwiches and throw the pieces at each other.
-French fries: A former friend of mine named Bryan (again, eighth grade) was sitting next to me, and making fun of me about something that I don't remember. I eventually picked up a french fry and threw it at him.
-Geometry: Last semester, as part of an inside joke we would often sing "Eskimo" to DJ. Friday is when the school sells lattes, and Cooper was holding one as he was singing with David. DJ eventually got fed up and threw his geometry book at Cooper, causing him to drop his latte. Cooper, wearing plaid shorts, got a decent-sized brown stain on his pants and smelled like coffee for the rest of the day.
-Gummy Bears: I was walking with Josh and my brother in the mall. I had stopped by the Candy HQ (I was ten at the time) and had some gummy bears. I offered one to Josh, and he just sat there, looking puzzled. Then he asked, "What am I supposed to do with it?" my brother states, "Throw it at someone." Josh then throws it at my head. I gave him another one, and my brother says, "Throw it at someone else," and Josh threw it over the balcony.
-Rigged ketchup packages: I used to throw them at the wall on the school patio.