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BUSH!!!! because it fell in to a bush lol (the 2nd bush)
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ADOLF HITLER!
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Massive flaming dildos.
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k wait, I don't know **** all about the U.S presidents so I'ma say
Thomas Jefferson xD
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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I have to say that it would be Fidel Castro. Even though he dropped out this morning, he and his fake anus will always be loved by me <3.
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r.i.p. tiny hippo
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Bill Clinton
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lol jean chriten
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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abraham lincon
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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A groundhog falls from a tree and lands on its tail.
A cheetahs tail is used to ballance at high speeds. A speed is known by dividing distance by time. A distance is can be measured by a ruler. A King is a ruler. ..... King Louie is the handsome king of the apes in Disney's classic, The Jungle Book and that is who this groundhog would fall in love with. ![]() |
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haha funny
like a penny landing on heads or tails so i would so abe lincoln (i hope i spelled that right) =) |
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Kelowna BC Canada
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George Bush
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It would probably fall in love with William Howard Taft...that is, if he doesn't eat the squirrel first.
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Millard Fillmore
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Abraham lincon.
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Somewhere in Canadaland
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JFK
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Since the St. Presidents' groundhog fell out of the tree landing on his tail, it would have gotten a perfect 10 score. The judges if American Idol would have praise his efforts and such with Simon getting massive boo's from the crowd because he's such an utter moron. The Groundhog would clearly move on to the finals only to be shot down as the runner up idol. Then it would fall into a relapse like Brittany Spears did... get featured in the sequel to "Meet the Spartans"(shaving it's babies head and singing into a hairbrush) Where Jerry Springer would immediately fly the groundhog out to the show to get it's side of the story out on t.v. but of course since it was Jerry Springer everyone assumes that you are white trash no matter if your black, so you get the national attention of the groundhog being an utter moron... Then it will die while trying to eat little groundhog babies because it made a bet with Hannibal Lector and didn't have anything to live for, because in it's college days he made one serious mistake... he did meth for the first time. Thus completing the picture for you Jerry Springer fans. But to continue... Since he had his meth girlfriend, meth dealer, meth baby, and lost his competition with Hannibal... I assume that it's too dead to love a president. But alas... Oden said unto thee, "YE MUST CHOOSE A PRESIDENT". I choose James K. Polk. Because the groundhog used to love polka dances... and I must admit they are a tad bit catchy... And they all kissed snow white and lived happily ever after until the meteor that killed the dinosaurs came back and obliterated the sun leaving them all in a dark room where everyone cried... The groundhog burrowed into the earth and committed suicide... since he realized his love for Polka and the president is all in vein since that specific president is dead.
To recapture. I think the groundhog would clearly fall in love with the president James K. Polk because ever since the day he fell he loved polka! ![]() |
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Thomas Jefferson because my history teacher admitted she has a crush on him today (wtf?)
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Keepin it Real since '05
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Ronald Reagan
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I'm gonna say Hilary Clinton. She seems to like to kiss tails don't she?
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Synthlight
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Ulysses S. Grant?
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